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Horrible things to say when you’re breaking up. | Awesome Awkward Jane
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Learning the hard way so you don't have to. Horrible things to say when you’re breaking up. September 3, 2013. 8221; and storming off. So I began thinking of all the terrible things I could have said instead. Such as:. You aren’t handsome enough to be this annoying. Eh Sorry I’m a dick. Call me when you get A) a bigger dick B) a bigger bank account. Sorry, can’t fuck for 2 weeks while I’m taking my chlamydia meds. See you after that! I’d rather choke a puppy with my bear hands than touch your penis.
Horrible things to say when you’re breaking up. | Awesome Awkward Jane
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Learning the hard way so you don't have to. Horrible things to say when you’re breaking up. September 3, 2013. 8221; and storming off. So I began thinking of all the terrible things I could have said instead. Such as:. You aren’t handsome enough to be this annoying. Eh Sorry I’m a dick. Call me when you get A) a bigger dick B) a bigger bank account. Sorry, can’t fuck for 2 weeks while I’m taking my chlamydia meds. See you after that! I’d rather choke a puppy with my bear hands than touch your penis.
A brief history of things I learned the hard way | Awesome Awkward Jane
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Learning the hard way so you don't have to. A brief history of things I learned the hard way. December 5, 2013. Do not sleep with an ex. 8211; What’s the worst time to hear an unwanted declaration of love? IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX. Do not sleep with a neighbor. 8211; Sure it’s convenient if you want to regularly bang that person, but if it was a one time deal you will have to constantly see/avoid that person. Do not pack drunk. When shooting a rifle with a scope, do not put it too close to your face. Deadbea...
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Learning the hard way so you don't have to. Monthly Archives: October 2013. My disappointing imaginary boyfriend. October 19, 2013. I recently had a discussion with a friend about saying “I have a boyfriend” as a way to get dudes to leave you alone when you’re out and about. Usually […]. Read Article →. My cousins call him Uncle Bubba. October 6, 2013. Read Article →. A brief history of things I learned the hard way. My disappointing imaginary boyfriend. My cousins call him Uncle Bubba.
Shutup and take your god damned pants off. | Awesome Awkward Jane
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Learning the hard way so you don't have to. Shutup and take your god damned pants off. August 31, 2013. Off* I’ve considered making sshhing someone with a finger smushing their lips my signature move. Because really. I want you to not talk. Like most people, I’ve made some questionable penis decisions and I’m at ease with this. Sure, I sometimes forget that men are people with feelings . Sure, I’ve slept with guys I would never introduce to my friends but who hasn’t? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Notify me...
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. 4 December, 2013. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Laquo; Previous Post.
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. Month: September, 2013. 24 September, 2013. The Problem of Todd. Of course it’s tempting to write off everything Todd does as a product of this upbringing, to tell myself he just grew up a murderer because he was raised by murderers… but that doesn’t just deny Todd agency. It creates a problem that Coleridge noted when he wrote about Othello. At one point I wanted to classify Todd as a variation on the cliched horror archetype of evil child. Gentlemen of the Road.
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. Marinetti vs. Wyndham Lewis. Having discussed many of Wyndham Lewis’ criticisms of Futurism as covered in BLAST! Elsewhere, I want to focus now on the more personal critiques of Marinetti himself that Lewis embarks up on in Blasting and Bombardiering. To some extent, these mirror each other, but in the course of describing an encounter with the Futurist leader, Lewis gives brief but telling glimpses of other critiques that I found intriguing and amusing. As, I h...
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. Month: December, 2013. 4 December, 2013. Who rules the World of Things? Marinetti vs. Bifo. Marinetti vs. Wyndham Lewis. Five Oppositions: Marinetti vs. Kaczynski. A woman who objectifies men for our amusement. Gentlemen of the Road. Travels with my sister.). There is there is not. She also writes poems.). This will notify you of new posts by email. Blog at WordPress.com.
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. Press star to disconnect. To disconnect from your voice mail menu. To disconnect from habitually interacting with your mobile phone. To disconnect from the economic forces of late capitalism that caused your mobile phone to be assembled in China by a poet who threw himself out a window. To disconnect from the satellites that transmit information to your mobile phone from a fixed location somewhere else on the surface of the planet. To disconnect from darkness.
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. Month: October, 2013. 30 October, 2013. It wasn't hate or rage, that day, that moved my bloody hand, but need for peace and quiet, now sweet stranger, understand! Your dress did not offend me, no, nor tone of skin, nor hair but someone had to die that day. I know it's hardly fair. Yet you may rest at ease, my dear, for justice has been done: they threw away the key when I declared, My motive? 21 October, 2013. WEIRD STUFF Guys Do When You’re Not Around. I’...
Five Oppositions to F.T. Marinetti (part one) | A Killing Word
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. Five Oppositions to F.T. Marinetti (part one). 8220;Art can only be violence, cruelty, injustice.”. Let’s begin with the duel. It’s a bit ironic that the man who rhapsodized about “the slap and the blow with the fist” and “a roaring motor car which seems to run on machine-gun fire” used a sword in an evidently un-ironic fight with critic Charles Henri Hirsch, but evidently he did, as described in this clipping from the New Zealand. How much were tickets? You are...
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. 4 October, 2013. What I Learned Out West – poems in Sixfold. I submitted four poems to sixfold.org earlier this year, and after three rounds of being read and voted on by fellow writers, they now appear in the fall poetry issue. To go directly to mine, click here. 3 October, 2013. Five reasons why Jesse Pinkman should be dead. Though he’s far from blameless in everything that happens to him, he retains something that’s close enough to innocence that ...Been gone...
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. Month: September, 2016. 28 September, 2016. Before I’ve even finished saying, But it’s not. Then what the fuck is. The leaves have started to change; I store every color I can, knowing it. Could fail at any time; that I could be wrong; that no one knows when. It has to be something that’s the next stage up. From a machine, the way a computer’s up from an abacus. Letting myself smile at this cunning analogy. I know how it sounds but i-. You think about it? That&#...
WEIRD STUFF Guys Do When You’re Not Around | A Killing Word
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My name is…. Devotions of blood and force. WEIRD STUFF Guys Do When You’re Not Around. I saw this title on the cover of Cosmopolitan. While waiting in the checkout line at the grocery store, tucked away among the promise of CRAZY HOT SEX, a picture of some lush young brunette I’ve never heard of, and a bunch of other headlines that I assumed. A friend of mine once smiled at me over a couple of beers and said, Y’know what you need, man? Not, I would argue, without good cause. 21 October, 2013. I think I&#...
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Apache2 Ubuntu Default Page. This is the default welcome page used to test the correct operation of the Apache2 server after installation on Ubuntu systems. It is based on the equivalent page on Debian, from which the Ubuntu Apache packaging is derived. If you can read this page, it means that the Apache HTTP server installed at this site is working properly. You should replace this file. Before continuing to operate your HTTP server. Package was installed on this server. Is always included from the main...
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Awesome Awkward Jane | Learning the hard way so you don't have to.
Learning the hard way so you don't have to. A brief history of things I learned the hard way. December 5, 2013. Do not sleep with an ex – What’s the worst time to hear an unwanted declaration of love? IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX. Do not sleep with a neighbor – […]. Read Article →. My disappointing imaginary boyfriend. October 19, 2013. Read Article →. My cousins call him Uncle Bubba. October 6, 2013. Read Article →. Horrible things to say when you’re breaking up. September 3, 2013. Read Article →. Create a free...
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