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The Awhile | just another single white female
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Just another single white female. Outtakes from the world of online dating. About the Header Image. YOU GUYS. →. June 24, 2012. So, I had promised you all a story about the “awhile”. I was hoping there would be a happy ending to share, but… well, you’ll see. So there was a period of time in which Online Dating Worked For Me! I was in a relationship, forged via match.com, for about 9 months, with about 3 months of preceding “hangout” time. I thought that he was it. You know, IT. THE ONE. And then I had a ...
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just another single white female | outtakes from the world of online dating | Page 2
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Just another single white female. Outtakes from the world of online dating. About the Header Image. Newer posts →. August 17, 2011. I almost feel bad writing about this one, because this is actually a guy I liked. Hopefully, if he ever sees this and recognizes his story, he will appreciate that it had to be told, because really, it fell easily into the “you have got to be kidding me” category. Except that eventually, 3-4 weeks had passed, and there was STILL no mention of a date. At all. So he took the r...
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It’s a small, small world… | just another single white female
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Just another single white female. Outtakes from the world of online dating. About the Header Image. The Joy of Reporting →. It’s a small, small world…. August 31, 2011. This is a story not so much about terrible dates as much as it is about the ridiculousness that is my dating life sometimes. First of all, remember the guy I chatted up while standing in line for the concert that was the scene of the Special Agent Fiasco. Good Keep him in mind. Now I will give you another little piece of background. Now, ...
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YOU GUYS. | just another single white female
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Just another single white female. Outtakes from the world of online dating. About the Header Image. So why are YOU single? June 27, 2012. I literally just read this in a profile and was so horrified/delighted I came here immediately to share it. Are you ready? The one thing that people don’t notice about me right away that I wish they did is that they don’t feel safe talking to me they feel scared like I am going to do something to them. I am a nice guy and just want to have a friend. Did you get that?
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Vacationland: One of These People Puked in the Bushes Outside a Wedding Reception (Hint: It Wasn't Me)
http://vacationlandmaine.blogspot.com/2010/08/one-of-these-people-puked-in-bushes.html
In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Monday, August 2, 2010. One of These People Puked in the Bushes Outside a Wedding Reception (Hint: It Wasn't Me). You know I love you, right? I puked in my crotch! But you know what? Christi...
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Vacationland: TLK + Dumpster Full of Chips = My Brother?
http://vacationlandmaine.blogspot.com/2011/01/tlk-dumpster-full-of-chips-my-brother.html
In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Saturday, January 15, 2011. TLK Dumpster Full of Chips = My Brother? That's a lot of chips," I said. He looked proud. "Yup," he said. Where did you get them? And so. what? I wouldn't call it...
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Vacationland: Bed Sores
http://vacationlandmaine.blogspot.com/2011/01/bed-sores.html
In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Sunday, January 23, 2011. A girl needs a fried egg with cheese and hot sauce. I do" And so he went into the kitchen and- for the first time in his life- made some fried eggs.
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Vacationland: It's a Whole New World
http://vacationlandmaine.blogspot.com/2011/01/its-whole-new-world.html
In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Monday, January 17, 2011. It's a Whole New World. Jess of five years ago would have never eaten those chips! It's a whole new world.". And he said, "Hey! I tasted the dumpster chips. I'm a t...
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Vacationland: So's Your Face
http://vacationlandmaine.blogspot.com/2011/02/sos-your-face.html
In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Sunday, February 27, 2011. TLK has a really robust vocabulary- I've often heard him drop words that make his friends scrunch up their noses and say, "Dude, what the fuck does that mean?
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Vacationland: Honey
http://vacationlandmaine.blogspot.com/2010/12/honey.html
In August 2007 I packed up and moved to Maine, a state whose license plate identifies it as Vacationland. I'm now surrounded by signs that say CAUTION: MOOSE IN ROADWAY. And 20-foot lobster statues. Oddly enough, this is also the second state I've lived in that claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Coincidence? Wednesday, December 29, 2010. You know," I said, "anytime you feel like hauling out old embarrassing pictures of TLK, I would absolutely love to look at them.". And I kept telling him he nee...
