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The Terrible Claw Reviews: The Last Dinosaur (1977)
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The Terrible Claw Reviews. Wednesday, December 25, 2013. The Last Dinosaur (1977). Dinosaurs are awesome. Every kid knows this, though a lot of adults forget for some reason. Dinosaurs are so awesome that we, as a species, cannot seem to accept that something so awesome could cease to exist. Surely our world is big enough that somewhere, somehow, the dinosaurs have just been waiting for us to find them again. Special and gave us a mostly faithful adaptation of The Hobbit. Ever produced and technically be...
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The Terrible Claw Reviews: At The Earth's Core (1976) [Friday Fakeosaurus February]
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The Terrible Claw Reviews. Friday, February 6, 2015. At The Earth's Core (1976) [Friday Fakeosaurus February]. The trouble with an undertaking like HubrisWeen. Is that, afterwards, you feel a bit too drained to do much of anything else. November was a wasteland, December just barely got its Christmas review, and it took me a month to write my review of King Kong Escapes. And I've seen that movie enough times to have its plot memorized! Then it hit me: Fakeosaurus February! No concerns of racism necessary!
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The Terrible Claw Reviews: Wicker Man, The (1973)
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The Terrible Claw Reviews. Friday, May 1, 2015. Wicker Man, The (1973). It's difficult to define exactly what a "cult classic" is because the term has been applied and misapplied so often. Usually, though, a cult classic is defined by two common traits: first, it tends to have an obsessive and devoted fanbase, hence the "cult" qualifier; and second, it was not a financial success at the time of its release. I won't go into the whole sordid story here, but The Wicker Man. A restored version made from a te...
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Cinemasochist Apocalypse: Millennium Bug (2011)
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Agonizing, horrible DEATH! Monday, June 15, 2015. Written by: Kenneth Cran. Directed by: Kenneth Cran. Jessica Simons as Joany Haskin. Christine Haeberman as Clarissa Haskin. John Charles Meyer as Billa Crawford. Up on the screen! It's a backwoods horror movie! It's a kaiju movie! It's an 80's shot-on-video splatterfest! It's all of those things! Byron Haskin (and if that's not an intentional reference to the director of. War of the Worlds. I'll eat my copy of. War of the Worlds. 8221;). It proves to...
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Cinemasochist Apocalypse: B-Fest 2010 - Thursday
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Agonizing, horrible DEATH! Wednesday, December 8, 2010. B-Fest 2010 - Thursday. Okay, I realize it's almost time for B-Fest 2011, but dammit, I took the time to write the thing, so I'm going to publish it anyway. I must apologize to all you fantastic readers of film land up front for this B-Fest diary. You see, my parents got us a GPS for Cthulhumas this year. “Yes,” I hear you saying. “What’s your point? In the Board of fucking Trade district! 8221; and, “dagnabbed contraption! Stuff and nonsense, says ...
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Krell Laboratories: Fang and Claw
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The fool, the meddling idiot! As though her ape's brain. Could contain the secrets of the Krell! Saturday, June 20, 2015. My long-suffering partner has much simpler demands of movies than I do. For example: when she sits down to watch a movie about dinosaurs, she expects to see those dinos eating people. In this regard, she was mildly disappointed in the original Jurassic Park. Most resembles in my mind is Piranha. Is the smartest of the Jaws. Rip-offs of the 1970s and it's makers looked at Jaws. Kills a...
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B movie reviews by Paul Kienitz
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Paul’s Reviews Of Assorted Random (mostly) B Movies:. A Clockwork Orange: a B-Movie perspective. Just because it’s a classic doesn’t mean we can’t view it as if it were trash. A semi-animated adaptation of the Philip K. Dick novel. Adventures In Dinosaur City. A children’s adventure of uncommon ridiculousness, featuring rubber dinosaur heads. A glamorous futuristic action movie based on an even more empty-headed cartoon. A nihilistic French thriller made by porn actresses, which includes hardcore sex.
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The Terrible Claw Reviews: Carnosaur 2 (1995)
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The Terrible Claw Reviews. Monday, July 28, 2014. Roger Corman is a legend for many, many reasons. One such reason is his unerring ability to cash in on a new, popular film in a way that The Asylum can't even dream of. Sure, cashing in on Snakes On A Plane. By making a movie called Snakes On A Train. Is kind of brilliant- but that's nothing compared to how Corman responded to Jurassic Park. Not only did Corman recognize the hit potential of Jurassic Park. Of one of Jurassic Park. Now, Carnosaur 2. The cr...
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Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill!: March 2015
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Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill! Making Peace With World Pop Cinema (A Lucha Diaries Companion). Tuesday, March 31, 2015. Funky Bollywood: It's a launch! I hope all of you who are able will come to tonight's launch event for Funky Bollywood at San Francisco's Lost Weekend Video. I, of course, will be there to sign books and answer your questions, so if you see me, please come up and say hi. I look like this:. Lost Weekend is located at 1034 Valencia Street,. Links to this post. Thursday, March 26, 2015.
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Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill!: Tonight! The 4DK Monthly Shout Down lets it all burn with ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL!
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Die, Danger, Die, Die, Kill! Making Peace With World Pop Cinema (A Lucha Diaries Companion). Tuesday, July 7, 2015. The 4DK Monthly Shout Down lets it all burn with ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL! Sure, we all blew up our schools to the sound of thundering punk rock, but somehow Rock 'n' Roll High School. Using the hashtag #4DKMSD, and add your voice to the cacophony. A link to the complete film is below. Labels: Monthly Movie Shout Down. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THE 2ND TUESDAY OF EVERY MONTH:.