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June 2014 | i'll cut you.
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Monday, June 23, 2014. Luke just called me from the grocery store, "They only have French Vanilla, is that okay? This is huge. Remember the time I asked him to get Stonyfield Organic Vanilla yogurt and he came back with like Stop and Shop brand shitty vanilla yogurt? Because he insisted I had said just vanilla and he'd been scared I'd get mad if he got French Vanilla instead? Anyway, this is huge. Posted by diane verenburg. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). How i died today. Pink is the New Blog.
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October 2014 | i'll cut you.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014. Have you guys heard this recent trend against people saying they're busy? It's basically saying that everyone thinks they're sooooo busy, but they're really not. It's all about perspective. Fuck you, Mandy Hale. Well, guess what? I think I'm too busy. So why am I writing this blog post? Because I miss the blog and I'm actually not overly work-busy, it's more home-life busy. You tell me if this sounds like enough stuff to make me qualify as busy:. We're throwing GQ his third b...
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May 2014 | i'll cut you.
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Saturday, May 03, 2014. You gotta admire the balls on this guy. Remember when Stephen Colbert did the Correspondents' Dinner and it was so fucking brilliant because he refused to break character the entire time? Even when the leader of the free world and all his cohorts looked ready to kill him? Well, I think Luke has just pulled that off. Check out this play:. This is how Luke unloaded the steak knife section of our dishwasher. Things to know:. And this is where he goes all Colbert. He's all, "What?
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New lows being reached on a daily basis. | i'll cut you.
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010. New lows being reached on a daily basis. I don't know if it's motherhood or what, but as I get older, my dignity levels are plummeting. I just don't give a shit anymore. The latest? This incident at BJ's (the store, not the sexual act, pervs). I love BJ's-the-store (it's like Costco for those of you who don't live in the BJ's area). [Side note: Could they have come up with a better name than BJ's? They're essentially baby wipes, but for adults. I said don't judge me! Okay Jus...
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Remember this? | i'll cut you.
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Friday, April 24, 2015. Http:/ illcutyou.blogspot.com/2006/12/ill-cut-you-users-guide.html. Posted by diane verenburg. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). How i died today. Pink is the New Blog. Sponsored by Busy Buzz Blogging.
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I went to a good school. | i'll cut you.
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Thursday, July 27, 2006. I went to a good school. But in the interest of not embarrassing everyone else who went to said school, I won't mention it by name. Sometimes I'll say something less than brilliant and Luke will say, "good thing you're beautiful", the ultimate back-handed compliment. I want to say thank you, but then I realize it's just a nice way of calling me stupid. Anyway, I'm glad Luke wasn't around to witness this gem at work today. D: I like that shirt, where's it from? Me: I'm a bimbo.
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Ah, family | i'll cut you.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2015. But what has motivated me to start blogging again? My baby girl's enormous milestone? A report on my new job after 6 years at the old one? No, don't be silly. Important stuff, like how fucking annoying my sister-in-law is. It's F's birthday next Monday, so Lulu Facebook-emailed me (the most annoying possible form of comunication) on Monday night and said, "just realized I don't have work on Sunday. Want to do something for mom's birthday? But apparently I do, because I did.
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May 2015 | i'll cut you.
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Tuesday, May 19, 2015. What kind of crazy person talks to a dog telepath? Based on Luke's totally non-crazy director friend's recommendation, we "talked" to Jamz today via a dog empath/"animal communicator" today. From our animal communicator's site:. How do you communicate with animals? BEFORE YOU THINK I'M FULL OUT CRAZY (although you may have already decided that based on this. So anyway, we "talked" to Jamz today, and these are some of the things we learned:. Jamz felt better when we were giving her ...
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Another Installment of Diane Verenburg Reads US Weekly with You | i'll cut you.
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Tuesday, May 05, 2015. Another Installment of Diane Verenburg Reads US Weekly with You. Because I still miss Pat Kiernan reading me the news on NY1. Here's the issue we're reading:. Good for you, "Derick and Jill", whoever you are! For starters, I picked this issue because, what the fuck, US Weekly? Who cares about the Duggars? Follow up question: who are the Duggars? And before we say something like, "People would never do this", hold the fuck on, because, they're no better. Page 10: What's In My Bag?
