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Extinguish Me: April 2011
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Saturday, April 30, 2011. Just saw an ad for CREAM (the alcohol based whip cream). just call it what it is: professor fattington's give up fluff. Thursday, April 21, 2011. Handyman: sorry i'm late to fix the buzzer. me: nah, it's alright man. i had the early shift. i've been drinking vodka all day. handyman: okay, well then.good day. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. A Promise to My Daughter in the Wake of a Trump Presidency.
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Extinguish Me: June 2010
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Sunday, June 27, 2010. The cubs win today is like being proud you only crapped your pants a little. 24 hours in guidoville. I think the new jersey state flag should be an entourage season 2 dvd making uncomfortable advances at a bowl of pasta. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 24 hours in guidoville. I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. A Promise to My Daughter in the Wake of a Trump Presidency. G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter. Bad Seed Hot Sauce Company.
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Extinguish Me: September 2010
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Sunday, September 5, 2010. For my jew peeps. I seriously think it's a prerequisite that before you become a rabbi you have to have the driest most monotone voice in the entire fucking world. i'm gonna patent a white noise machine and sell it to sharper image. it's gonna have five settings: ocean, amazon jungle, summer breeze, crickets, and rabbi story. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). For my jew peeps. I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. E-mails from an Asshole.
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Extinguish Me: August 2010
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010. Saw a woman in the museum today. she had a bed sheet wrapped around her child's waist as sort of a make-shift leash. when it comes time for that kid to get a higher education his parents are gonna write "college" on the garage and spend the rest of the money on meth and slim jims. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. A Promise to My Daughter in the Wake of a Trump Presidency. Bad Seed Hot Sauce Company.
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Extinguish Me: July 2010
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Monday, July 5, 2010. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. A Promise to My Daughter in the Wake of a Trump Presidency. G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter. Bad Seed Hot Sauce Company. Bring Some Heat to Your Holidays! Losing My Mind: A Tale of Exhaustion. E-mails from an Asshole.
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Extinguish Me: February 2011
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Thursday, February 17, 2011. Invented a new drink: the fuckittini. just add 2 ounces of vodka before 8 hours of a crappy job. Sunday, February 13, 2011. Dear tater tot,. I reviewed your case file for falling on the floor. unfortunately, i feel inclined to direct you to the case of lee v. five second rule. I sentence you to my mouth for a term of no more than 3 chews. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. Bad Seed Hot Sauce Company.
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Extinguish Me: friday
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Tuesday, January 17, 2012. Kickin' in the front seat, kickin' in the back seat." -rebecca black with a car full of dead bodies she imagines are still alive. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. A Promise to My Daughter in the Wake of a Trump Presidency. G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter. Bad Seed Hot Sauce Company. Bring Some Heat to Your Holidays! Losing My Mind: A Tale of Exhaustion. E-mails from an Asshole.
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Extinguish Me: fuckin' tea party
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Tuesday, January 10, 2012. There can't be anything worse for a mexican immigrant than coming to this country working really hard and finding out there's a new comedy where rob schneider marries a mexican woman. When is this country gonna treat all its citizens fairly? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. A Promise to My Daughter in the Wake of a Trump Presidency. G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter. Bad Seed Hot Sauce Company.
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Extinguish Me: congratulations
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Thursday, January 17, 2013. The driver hit it into high gear and ran her over. backing over her legs once more for good measure. bloody, beaten, she dragged herself onto her transfer bus. there was a fat man wearing a blue tooth headset sitting in the handicapped seat. "goddamnit," he went "this is bullshit.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Shit my cat says. I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. A Promise to My Daughter in the Wake of a Trump Presidency.
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Extinguish Me: May 2010
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Friday, May 28, 2010. Gary coleman 1968-2010: watchoo talkin' about death? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm an amateur poker player, wage worker, hot sauce maker. View my complete profile. A Promise to My Daughter in the Wake of a Trump Presidency. G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter. Bad Seed Hot Sauce Company. Bring Some Heat to Your Holidays! Losing My Mind: A Tale of Exhaustion. E-mails from an Asshole.
