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I have a Blog: May 2009
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009. Keeping a blog ain't always easy. I find myself coming up with fewer and fewer good ideas and mostly filling this thing with crap about me being bored. That has grown to be a tired subject. I'm bored so I'm going to write a boring blog about being bored.". Pretty shitty reading. Am I really bored that much? That's all I can string together for today. Try not to loose faith in my blog. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Follow My Blog.To Where Ever it May Lead You.
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I have a Blog: September 2009
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Friday, September 25, 2009. Live from Jackson Hole! So now with being on the radio and if you count this blog, I've managed to expand my way into 2 forms of media, which is 2 more than most people I know. What am I gonna do with all this media exposure? Play music, read public service announcements, and keep plugging away at this crappy blog. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Follow My Blog.To Where Ever it May Lead You. Yes, this is me, or at least what I plan to look like in another 5 years.
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I have a Blog: Warm Beer, Please!
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010. Warm Beer, Please! I work at a liquor store and you wouldn't think that I would be dealing with a majority of older people, but this is the reality in Jackson Hole, where the old and very rich run the place with their millions of dollars. Anyways, a common question I am asked by old men is, "Do you have any warm beer? You are probably reading this and thinking, that is retarded, of course it will be bad. We'll see. Normal people don't buy warm beer, dick! Of course, I said none ...
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I have a Blog: April 2009
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Saturday, April 18, 2009. Whoasorry to change the subject, but I just felt my intelligence step down a notch. My brain is slowly decomposing as I'm writing this from the toxic rays spewed forth from my television. My typing is slowing down.and I'm having twoble spewing sertain worDS.brain go slow.me think less.TV.funny.gggglgllllllllbbwwwaaaa. Tuesday, April 07, 2009. The Death of a Ski Season. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Follow My Blog.To Where Ever it May Lead You. The Death of a Ski Season.
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I have a Blog: March 2009
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Saturday, March 28, 2009. A Website to Look At. Check out this sweet website for a few breif, but beautiful minutes of entertainment. Http:/ www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com. Sunday, March 15, 2009. Uhhgeeze, uh.just give me the full day." Also, I love shooting down discount requests. Any Triple A discounts? How 'bout student discounts? Any specials at all today? No, sir. Its my job to make sure you pay full price. Ok, back to work. Ahh.shit! I just spilled coffee all over the keyboard!
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I have a Blog: World Cup: Amazing Goals, Blind Refs, and Amusing Stereotypes
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010. World Cup: Amazing Goals, Blind Refs, and Amusing Stereotypes. Today at work I accidentally claimed to be a racist. How do you do such a thing accidentally? This is not exactly what I said and I was not being serious, but I have a habit of delivering such "jokes" so dryly and directly that people think I am being completely serious. Whatever. Despite the unity that a world class sporting event is supposed to nurture, I feel that most of the players have a hard time looking past th...
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I have a Blog: August 2009
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009. Over this last weekend I attended a bluegrass festival. It is three days of non-stop bluegrass at the base of a ski resort where everyone camps out for the weekend. It is one of the most fun weekends of the year. I was never a fan of bluegrass until I went to this festival. There's something about being out in the mountains, being completely filthy, and drunk that makes bluegrass awesome. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Follow My Blog.To Where Ever it May Lead You.
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I have a Blog: Me vs. the Great North American Elk
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Saturday, December 05, 2009. Me vs the Great North American Elk. Reader’s Note: Since this blog is not supposed to, in any way represent reality or accurately report any facts, I have twisted some facts into complete fiction for your reading and my writing enjoyment. What is real is that I did go hunting and I did fill a tag for a calf. One dead elk calf. The best part of the entire experience ended up being a couple days later when we got to cook up a tenderloin. Seasoned with only salt and pepper a...
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I have a Blog: December 2009
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Saturday, December 05, 2009. Me vs the Great North American Elk. Reader’s Note: Since this blog is not supposed to, in any way represent reality or accurately report any facts, I have twisted some facts into complete fiction for your reading and my writing enjoyment. What is real is that I did go hunting and I did fill a tag for a calf. One dead elk calf. The best part of the entire experience ended up being a couple days later when we got to cook up a tenderloin. Seasoned with only salt and pepper a...
