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Jaime's Rants: September 2005
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Minimum Wage vs. Living Wage. Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 5:45 PM. Monday, September 26, 2005. This President is disgusting (originally posted Septemeber 10, 2005). We've all been living through this horrific event in piecemeal, finding incompetence after incompetence. And all of it up to now has been about our leaders, local and federal, being lazy, ignorant, and/or complaisant. Http:/ www.senate.gov/. Http:/ www.house.gov/. Http:/ www.whitehouse.gov/. I don't know about you...
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Jaime's Rants: June 2006
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Friday, June 02, 2006. Anyone else this far over the edge? Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 8:35 AM. Brooklyn, New York, United States. View my complete profile. My portfolio, almost done.almost! These ball busters will fuck you up.BITCH! Paging Dr. Freud, Emily's got something to say. Nobody reads Guillo's blog. Books I've read and my ever-changing portfolio. Rebecca's got bacon greese. Sarah P multiplied to the blog power. My sister Darcy is an artist, this is her work. Steve'O you're my Her'O. How to go green.
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Jaime's Rants: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. A semen stain on America. Such a wise statement on the lawn of the whitehouse today on a sign held by a, let's just say less-than-enthused citizen. It simply said: "Would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him! Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 8:35 PM. Friday, October 28, 2005. Libby's sleepin' wit da fishes. Tony Soprano (The boss): Cheney. Uncle Junior (The guy who thinks he's boss): Bush. Livia (Tony's mother, still influential from beyond the grave): Barbara Bush.
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Jaime's Rants: May 2006
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Friday, May 26, 2006. Hey MA I'm in da paper! If you get the New York Times, my first, albeit shitty, ad is on the bottom of page A19 today for Harvey Electronics. That's right, the first section baby! Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 8:43 AM. Thursday, May 18, 2006. Brad Pitt, sexiest man alive 2040. Is there another answer to this problem of men prolonging their barmitvahs while women are still forced to have theirs before Aunt Flow stops her visits? Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 7:25 AM. Wednesday, May 10, 2006.
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Jaime's Rants: December 2005
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Sunday, December 25, 2005. I thought I could still sit on Santa's Lap even though I look like him now. What's a Jew talking about Christmas for? Which brings me back to my original point. Every Christmas morning the family would gather at the top of our stairs in ascending order of age, my brother in the front, my dad in the back (grandma behind him when she could make it to Chappaqua from Baltimore - Hi Grandma! Because it's what Schwarz's do best,. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good life! And it'...
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Jaime's Rants: February 2006
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Saturday, February 25, 2006. The end is the beginning is the end. I'll start with global warming since that's the one where Independence Day gave me the idea. Aliens were attacking and 1/2 the world was dead and what happened? The rest of the world came together to fuck those aliens up. Hurray! So, what's our alien invasion? And if civil war breaks out in Iraq the next step would be Iran siding with the Shiites and Saudi Arabia, Syria, etc. siding with the Sunnis (or do I have that reversed? Cheers to y'...
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Jaime's Rants: March 2006
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Friday, March 31, 2006. Creativity and Structure DNA just won't splice. A month's worth of work came down to the end of this week. And though it came in like a lion, it's going out like a lamb. 3 clients, 3 campaigns to finish. The first, for an electronics store, the smallest client, went without a hitch, easy greasy and we're done. He liked everything. Yay! Restart my computer. What does Kim do? Have a great first real weekend of spring everybody! Time to catch up on The Shield and sleep! Check it out ...
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Jaime's Rants: January 2006
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Sunday, January 29, 2006. The vacation from complexity is over. The black and white days of good and evil, my side or the terrorists' is over. We can't hide from it any more, the world is actually more complex than a scantron form and we've come to the point where one word answers won't work. Well the people have voted, and they are voting for an Islamic Empire from Spain to Asia with the immediate end of Israel and the eventual destruction of the United States. Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 10:44 PM. In my ...
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Jaime's Rants: April 2006
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Tuesday, April 04, 2006. Delay is freakin gay and Soccer plays hocker. Tom Delay is freakin' gay. Doo dar doo dar. He done quit his job today. Oh the doo dar day. He thinks he'll go to jail. Can't afford the bail. Oh Tom Delay is freakin' gay. Oh the doo dar day. I guess I'm just pissed cause of how innocently I felt toward him, like the hosts. "Oh poor baby capitalist. Trying to find his feet on his first big sponsor plug. You can do it. Yes you can, oh yes you can! Oh capitalism, how I am your bitch.
