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Life's What Happens...: August 2009
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009. And If You Got 10 Sticky Fingers. Like most 4 month olds. Even though this is all normal developmental stuff, my baby is a genius. No baby has ever figured out how to put things in his mouth as efficiently and smartly as my boy. And the drool is just proof of his incredibly giant and brilliant brain. SHUT UP, he's a genius. You see at the mall, still in the stroller, sucking away. And well, ew. The other thing is, it's so damned cute. No really, I'm asking you. Two posts in two ...
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Life's What Happens...: (Still) Recovering
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010. We went to Disney World for Christmas. We left on Christmas Day and came back on New Year's Eve. Oh shut up, I know it was bad idea. I mean, I know it NOW. We were warned not to go during that particular week. All of our guide books. Said DO NOT GO. And gave tips only IF YOU MUST GO. We blew them off though, because we are experts. They don't mean us. Those warnings are for amateurs. We're seasoned veterans! We go every year! We have a plan! And fail safe routes! In short....
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Life's What Happens...: Because I'm a Pile of Lazy Fatness
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Thursday, August 5, 2010. Because I'm a Pile of Lazy Fatness. HA, but you get my point. I ate it all and then took a nap. It was awesome. My sister warned me to take it easy because it's not that easy to bounce back after baby. I filed that information right next to all the advice I ignored about breastfeeding. Exercise. I'm in my own catch-22 over here. Isn't getting me out of bed in the morning. One more thing to worry about. August 5, 2010 at 7:12 PM. August 8, 2010 at 10:58 AM. Jori, in my book pregn...
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Life's What Happens...: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009. Close Encounters of the Feline Kind. In hindsight, my parents probably had no business getting a dog at all. My mom was pregnant with baby number 6 or 7, I can't remember. Either way, it's pretty safe to assume that she and my dad were holding things together with both hands. The oldest of us was about 8 and the youngest was a toddler, Maybe about 14 months old. Apparently people really give their kids that line, it's not just for television. It's always been sort of a joke...
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Life's What Happens...: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. One of these years I'm going to learn how to stop being so damned smug. Either that or the universe is just going to keep smacking me in the head every once in a while, especially when I'm so obviously asking for it. I just couldn't stop talking about what a pleasant. Baby Bo is. How happy. He is all the time. How even with the reflux, he's still bubbly and giggly and how he'll projectile vomit and then laugh. My baby is the best baby in whole wide world. So there. It's not the wo...
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Life's What Happens...: Spring Forward
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010. And anything else from your. Plate you want to feed me! After lunch we headed to Rittenhouse Square and Bo met the famous Frog and Goat. And Lion (we learned we are not friends with the Lion) and I had an out of body experience a little. Sitting for hours at a sidewalk cafe talking about nothing on a warm spring night, waking up whenever on a Saturday to roll out to brunch (Bo didn't get his eating habits from the stork)? I'm a little wistful for those days. Follow me on Twitter.
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Life's What Happens...: December 2009
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Thursday, December 24, 2009. Happy Merry Joy and Peace. We sent out a holiday card this year but I'm some kind of moron who can't get it to save any larger than this:. Truly wishing you joy and peace and butterscotch schnapps in your eggnog and short visits with obnoxious relatives. Links to this post. Monday, December 14, 2009. Way More Than You Ever Need to Know About Christmas and Me. 1 Wrapping paper or gift bags? 2 Real tree or Artificial? 3 When do you put up the tree? 5 Do you like eggnog. My boss...
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Life's What Happens...: July 2009
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. Babies have a lot of stuff. Ok, my baby has a lot of stuff. Lots of stimulating, brain engaging, fun time toys that he only wants to play with if someone is right there, playing with him. And by someone I mean me. We have a Bumbo sitter. We haaate to lay down. We must be sitting up at all times. But only if you're sitting next to me. Why are you up there and not down here, entertaining me? We have a bouncy seat. There's the play gym mat thing whose rightful name I do not know.
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Life's What Happens...: August 2010
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Thursday, August 5, 2010. Because I'm a Pile of Lazy Fatness. HA, but you get my point. I ate it all and then took a nap. It was awesome. My sister warned me to take it easy because it's not that easy to bounce back after baby. I filed that information right next to all the advice I ignored about breastfeeding. Exercise. I'm in my own catch-22 over here. Isn't getting me out of bed in the morning. Links to this post. One more thing to worry about. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Follow me on Twitter.
