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MetalMasturbation: 08/24/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Wednesday, August 24, 2005. Back in the Day (when I was young, I’m not a kid anymore). Why am I supposed to be happy today? Posted by The King of Rock (there is none higher) @ 3:28 AM. The King of Rock (there is none higher). View my complete profile. No McNews: Salon.com. The Un-cooler Than You Blog. The J Man Has to be Embarrassed. Out in the Burbs. Stuck In the Middle With Me. The Church of Whats Happening Now.
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MetalMasturbation: 08/25/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Thursday, August 25, 2005. I Can't Live Without A) Mediocre Erection. I will get this out of the way and say it- Nelson. Apparently Ricky had good sperm as they swam to form Matthew and Gunnar Nelson (it also helped create that somewhat attractive chick that played a nun on the Father Dowling Mysteries , but who remembers things like that? Def Leppard- Love Bites (PB) and Pour Some Sugar on Me (R). Let me get the ...
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MetalMasturbation: 08/27/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Saturday, August 27, 2005. 1) I called Sally (my mom to the rest of you) to see if she could look up my rental company’s phone number online (she is almost always at her desk). Note: It was at this point that BOTH my Blackberry and cell phone reported Low Battery , so shortly afterwards I had to use a pay phone (and their usual great reception). Posted by The King of Rock (there is none higher) @ 7:51 PM.
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MetalMasturbation: 08/23/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Tuesday, August 23, 2005. This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine. These weren’t your run-of-the-mill nerds either, these were your Dungeons and Dragons (or later, Magic) nerds that today probably LARP. Posted by The King of Rock (there is none higher) @ 4:47 AM. The King of Rock (there is none higher). View my complete profile. No McNews: Salon.com. The Un-cooler Than You Blog. Out in the Burbs.
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MetalMasturbation: 08/22/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Monday, August 22, 2005. I'm The Illest Motherfucker From Here To Gardena. Posted by The King of Rock (there is none higher) @ 8:26 PM. The King of Rock (there is none higher). View my complete profile. No McNews: Salon.com. The Un-cooler Than You Blog. The J Man Has to be Embarrassed. Out in the Burbs. Stuck In the Middle With Me. The Church of Whats Happening Now. The Melody of Riot.
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MetalMasturbation: 08/29/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Monday, August 29, 2005. Chicago, Chicago (that toddlin' town). In between it all I took several half-hour stops to read through my recently-acquired copy of Paul Feig’s Superstud : Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin , an author recommended by the Barons (of Chicago fame). Posted by The King of Rock (there is none higher) @ 1:26 PM. The King of Rock (there is none higher). View my complete profile.
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MetalMasturbation: 09/01/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Thursday, September 01, 2005. Lather, Rinse, Repeat. This is a PSA for any guys reading this blog. You can be straight, guy, or even confused (and a big fan of Morrissey). Whatever your orientation I have some pretty important information to share. Ladies, I don’t know what to say to you today. Feel free to:. A) Read on about a pretty embarrassing situation for me growing up. Ladies, you chose B? Out in the Burbs.
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MetalMasturbation: 09/02/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Friday, September 02, 2005. That's the lamest story I ever heard, and I read the entire Sweet Valley High Series! I got a reprieve of sorts yesterday. The doctor told me that what was supposed to be a chondral defect. Posted by The King of Rock (there is none higher) @ 12:21 PM. The King of Rock (there is none higher). View my complete profile. No McNews: Salon.com. The Un-cooler Than You Blog. Out in the Burbs.
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MetalMasturbation: 08/31/05
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Better than Winger, Worse than Warrant (which makes this the Whitesnake of the Blog world). Wednesday, August 31, 2005. If You Get Caught Between My Nuts and New York City. Apparently Christopher Cross was the next big thing in music in 1980. While I was young at the time, many a writer and commenter on some VH1 show have noted that his looks really did him in because videos were all the rage after the album Christopher Cross came out. In the early Eighties he had hits like Sailing. And Ride Like the Wind.
