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My Goodness: April 2011
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011. I decided that since I'm pretty sure I can't fix the crazy in the world that I"m just going to join them. People don't care about facts anymore.they just look for things that reaffirm what they already believe, so I'm just going to make some things up and hope they catch on. 1 Obama was not only born in Africa, he's also secretly white. It's true. I dare Obama to release his credit card information so that we can see the millions of dollars he spends on shoe polish. I am here b...
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My Goodness: June 2011
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011. Minneapolis Pride.who knew? So I finished work on Saturday, showered in a houseboat, put on my best driving clothes and jumped into the Trailblazer. It wasn't long before I was completely bored. I tried listening to my Spanish lessons but I was too busy day dreaming about the upcoming weekend. What was pride in Minnesota going to be like? Finally it came time for us to walk and that's when I realized another flaw in our plan.we were throwing the worst candy ever! If our group was ...
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My Goodness: October 2011
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Monday, October 24, 2011. What have you been doing? There really is nothing like it. And yes you shouldn't pee in the wind, but damn if it isn't fun to pee with the wind! It's like choose your own simile. A) Playing Monopoly by yourself. You might be winning but it still kind of sucks. B) Making love to yourself. It feels great but is much better with someone else. C) Having a Hulu account without an internet connection. Sojust be warned. ;). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). What have you been doing?
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My Goodness: What have you been doing?
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Monday, October 24, 2011. What have you been doing? There really is nothing like it. And yes you shouldn't pee in the wind, but damn if it isn't fun to pee with the wind! It's like choose your own simile. A) Playing Monopoly by yourself. You might be winning but it still kind of sucks. B) Making love to yourself. It feels great but is much better with someone else. C) Having a Hulu account without an internet connection. Sojust be warned. ;). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). What have you been doing?
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My Goodness: July 2011
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Sunday, July 10, 2011. Ok i don't know what the problem is but damned if I don't have all the answers. Today is my day off from work. I really don't know what to do with myself on my days off. I have a hard enough time trying to be sane for the 30 minutes each workday I have to myself.let alone an entire day! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Rick Barnes Sucks and Texas Basketball Insights. Rex in the City. Catchin' Up With Christie. A little bit of life. Man up, son!
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My Goodness: March 2011
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Monday, March 28, 2011. I decided to let someone cut my hair. Anyway. The end result was actually a really good haircut. I think I should of had her cut the sides a little shorter but there are no lines and it's even. She does good work. Hooray Super Cuts.haha. Until next time,. Saturday, March 19, 2011. Smooth with the Ladies. I can't put my finger on it. I keep seeing her out of the corner of my eye and I just can't figure it out. That's why she looked so different! White girls all look the same.
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My Goodness: Moving...again
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Thursday, June 11, 2015. Ask their wives/husbands for play dates? And what do we do? Most of my time I spend with my friends is spent in complete silence and loving every minute of it. FUCKI forgot the vacuum. Do I need a vacuum? Of course you need a fucking vacuum you idiot. I DON'T EVEN OWN A TABLE OR CHAIRS! So now when people come to visit we can eat pizza rolls on the dirty floor but clean our hands with the finest paper napkins Target has to offer and nobody better say a fucking thing. Man up, son!
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My Goodness: December 2010
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Thursday, December 16, 2010. The Time I lost to a drag queen in a dating game. The first Pride I went to was in Austin. I went to where the festival was being held and was a little annoyed that I had to pay $10 (HOORAY YOU ARE GAY! I wonder if that made for an awkward moment later…. You’re contestant number 3! You lost to a drag queen! Hello children, gather around the ol’ laptop it’s story time. I had always wanted to do karaoke and I figured this was another good step in me getting out of the “Co...
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My Goodness: May 2011
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011. So I'm back in God's country. That's right, Angora, MN just had a population boom (goes the dynamite). Being back up north is a strange mix of good and bad and weird and new and old and the same and the color purple.I'm not sure I can find the words to describe it but I'm told they are in the Dictionary. So instead I went to the old stand by, the Gay Blade. Or i guess it's really called The Hair Place. It's the same guy that's cut my hair for the last i dunno.15 years? Catchin' U...
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My Goodness: More Small Town living
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Monday, November 7, 2011. More Small Town living. Sunday I accompanied my father to what I thought was a spaghetti and meatball feed. I was quickly reminded that here in Scandinavian country meatballs don't always accompany noodles. Which.I prefer. Why sully the good reputation of a meatball by surrounding it with those incessant noodles? Of 2 rooms. Upon entering the church I didn't burn, which is nice, but still being a homosexual I have a new found aversion to churches. As my father and I desc...Time ...
