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HiddenChicken: The Liquid Lunch
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Friday, August 7, 2015. It's not what you think, honest. I'm drinking a big-ass smoothie today for lunch because I've been talking non-stop and the only time I can get to consume anything is if I drink it. Luckily I had an absolutely enormous breakfast, but I still want to punch someone. I wish this had vodka in it. Or crushed Xanax. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Bright, sunshiny day. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.
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HiddenChicken: December 2014
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Monday, December 29, 2014. 1 One kid with pinkeye (my nephew), because Christmas isn't Christmas without an urgent care visit. 2 Another kid with an elbow and wrist sprain (my other nephew) - and another urgent care visit. 3 Late night visits to the pharmacy (had go to out and get meds for my newphews while my sister and brother in law cared for them). 4 A kid with no pants (mine). 6 At least two adults in tears (not me). Monday, December 22, 2014. Dammi...
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HiddenChicken: Tell me lies, sweet little lies
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Wednesday, June 17, 2015. Tell me lies, sweet little lies. Work is aggravating the bejeezus out of me. I've been in back to back meetings since 7 am and it is now 4 pm I still have another couple of hours of work ahead of me, but luckily I can do it while my children sleep. In the meantime, I've been able to stand up only long enough to pee (you're welcome). Here are a few:. To my mom: "I think Meghan Trainor's song All About that Bass.
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HiddenChicken: August 2015
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Wednesday, August 26, 2015. Bright, sunshiny day. I've been busy. Really busy. My daughter started kindergarten a couple of weeks ago and I proceeded to be completely devastated and very proud. My son started 4th grade and I felt the same. Amazing how sad it is to watch kids grow up successfully. After dropping them off, I cried my way to the airport to fly to Minneapolis (yay, pharmacy transactions! Friday, August 7, 2015. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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HiddenChicken: March 2015
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Wednesday, March 25, 2015. Third time's the charm. I just realized I've only posted a couple of times this month. I'm sure you're devastated. A huge issue at work combined with a road trip to the Grand Canyon means less of me and more relaxing for you. But your break is over. Allow me to regale you with our Griswalds-esque vacation. Luckily no animals (that we know of) were injured during this road trip nor were children. Here's what we did:. We spent a ...
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HiddenChicken: Burned - also known as "learning to wear sunscreen the hard way"
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Sunday, June 21, 2015. Burned - also known as "learning to wear sunscreen the hard way". Back to my normal, mundane irritations. Today I hurt like hell. Yesterday I worked out at the Y for about an hour and a half, doing substantial amounts of cardio and increasing my weight load, which is always bound to hurt. Still - yay! Anyway, off to attempt a shower. Glad I took all that ibuprofen because I will surely need it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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HiddenChicken: More proof my children are plotting my demise
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Tuesday, June 23, 2015. More proof my children are plotting my demise. A conversation between two kids, aka, my children plot my demise before a baseball game:. Evelyn throws her arms around my neck and whispers, "Mommy, I love you so much that when you and daddy die and the sun devours the earth, I'll take you with me in a box to another planet.". I say, "Oh, God, really? Rags, disgusted, comes back with "Evelyn, you can't do that!
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HiddenChicken: slice my fingertip off once, shame on you
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Sunday, July 5, 2015. Slice my fingertip off once, shame on you. Slice off a second one and that's totally my fault. See, I thought my ring finger on my right hand was looking a little longish so I fixed it. With a mandolin slicer (not the instrument), while I happened to be slicing a radish. Kill two birds, right? Yeah, that's it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Dream a little dream. Ive gotta say thank you. Adventures in product management.
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HiddenChicken: Just another crazy week in the news
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Friday, June 19, 2015. Just another crazy week in the news. Sometimes I hate everything. This week is a good example. It seems like when everything goes to shit, it does so in spectacular fashion. Anyway, enough about work. Of course not. It's hard to imagine what the hell was going on in that kid's mind and how he became so poisoned. And it's hard to imagine how one half of the country or at least the talking heads that represent that half can s...2 Cli...
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HiddenChicken: M/I Brain
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Where there's an idiot with a blog, there's a way. Friday, June 12, 2015. But, on the bright side, it's summer! Also, since I have meetings double and triple booked from 7:30 am straight until I leave to pick children up and frequently get so pissed in the middle that I find myself walking around the block a few times to calm down, I'm losing weight pretty quickly. So that's not all bad. Though heaven help me if things slow down. Sweet, sweet dirt? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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