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Diary of the Feline Queen: April 2005
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Friday, April 29, 2005. I'm still trying to figure out this BLOG thing - I know that this site is meant to be from that cat's perspective, but sometimes I have a hankering to post as myself, particularly when I've been out drinking. Funny how that works. After that we went for dinner with B and Caro from work - drank a fair amount of wine. Then we ended up out for drink with Andrew, Michael and Roy. It's so great that A. finally finished his MBA (good job! Monday, April 25, 2005.
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Diary of the Feline Queen: May 2005
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Monday, May 30, 2005. Spray, Spray, Spray Your Litter, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily. Don't you hate it when you're trying to peepee and your Feeder moves you so you don't pee on the little weird part that scoops up all the litter? And then you end up peeing outside the box? They're not too bright, are they? Cow Kitty not impressed. Posted by Joanna the RD @ 12:15 PM. I always have to cover that idiot's business in the poopie box. And now look! Posted by Joanna the RD @ 12:19 AM.
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Diary of the Feline Queen: December 2005
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Tuesday, December 27, 2005. Why are there so many people in my house? Posted by Queen Feline @ 8:14 PM. Friday, December 09, 2005. Leave me alone, I'm trying to sleep. Posted by Queen Feline @ 10:36 PM. Pictures of people who feed me. Pictures the town we live in. Blogs less interesting than this one. The Last 6 Months. Renting wasn't so bad. Oh my Goodness. They tell me Ive gained a pound! They got a new camera. Dammit. Why are there so many people in my house?
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Diary of the Feline Queen: October 2005
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Saturday, October 15, 2005. I don't understand why I got in trouble for this. Posted by Queen Feline @ 4:01 PM. She's been cheating on me. Posted by Queen Feline @ 7:37 AM. Friday, October 14, 2005. What the hell is that! Posted by Queen Feline @ 7:52 AM. Pictures of people who feed me. Pictures the town we live in. Blogs less interesting than this one. The Last 6 Months. Renting wasn't so bad. Oh my Goodness. They tell me Ive gained a pound! They got a new camera. Dammit.
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Diary of the Feline Queen: July 2005
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Monday, July 18, 2005. I have never been so offended in my life. It turns out that all the bags that the male unit was hiding, and all the boxes were presents for the female unit. What has she ever done to deserve presents and offerings? I'll admit, playing in the empty boxes was fun, but it still doesn't explain it. I bring joy and laughter into their lives, but do they ever celebrate my birth? Stupid humans, they need to learn how to interpret my language. The male unit left ...
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Diary of the Feline Queen: June 2005
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Is that on my ass? Does that say "Fat Cats"? Who's a fat cat? Are they saying I'm a fat cat? I'll get them while they sleep, see if I won't! Oh, trying to get away with it with a little behind the ear action, are we? Well it won't work! I stand my ground! You two are. Oh yeah, right there.a little to the left.yeah.merrrrr. Posted by Joanna the RD @ 10:36 AM. Friday, June 10, 2005. Posted by Queen Feline @ 10:23 PM. Posted by Joanna the RD @ 11:49 AM.
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Diary of the Feline Queen: March 2005
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Sunday, March 20, 2005. March 20, 2005. Mmmmmm.the female unit spent a good portion of the morning scratching me behind my ears. She's so great. Posted by Queen Feline @ 10:46 AM. I was just woken up by the stupid people here. Why won't they go home! I'm trying to sleep! That's it, I'm going to crawl all over the one with "allergies" again. I will teach the fool a lesson for overstaying his welcome. Posted by Queen Feline @ 1:00 AM. Saturday, March 19, 2005. The Last 6 Months.
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Diary of the Feline Queen: May 2006
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Saturday, May 20, 2006. They got a new camera. Dammit. There goes my privacy. Posted by Queen Feline @ 12:29 PM. Pictures of people who feed me. Pictures the town we live in. Blogs less interesting than this one. The Last 6 Months. Renting wasn't so bad. Oh my Goodness. They tell me Ive gained a pound! They got a new camera. Dammit. Why are there so many people in my house? Leave me alone, Im trying to slee. I dont understand why I got in trouble for this. What the hell is that!
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Diary of the Feline Queen: July 2006
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Diary of the Feline Queen. Sunday, July 23, 2006. Oh my Goodness. They tell me I've gained a pound! There goes my slim kitty-esque model figure! What do they know anyway? Is this fat, I meow you? Posted by Joanna the RD @ 7:35 AM. Pictures of people who feed me. Pictures the town we live in. Blogs less interesting than this one. The Last 6 Months. Renting wasn't so bad. Oh my Goodness. They tell me Ive gained a pound! They got a new camera. Dammit. Why are there so many people in my house?