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Blog Brother: Narnia Reunion
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006. It had been speculated on a great deal, that one of the new housemates might be someone we already know, however, I don't think anyone expected one of them to be a well known lion. Producers of the show have once again shocked the nation by bringing Aslan, hero of the recent Chronicles of Narnia. Movie, into the house at Elstree. He appears to have had a sex change and a shave, but there is no mistaking the killer instinct and cat-like behavior. We now have a lion, and a witch.
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Blog Brother: Is it real?
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006. Big Brother's Imogen Thomas has been spotted out and about on a beach in the Caribbean. This picture, sent into us by an avid Blog Brother reader was taken on Monday at the exclusive Ritz Carlton. Hotel, St. Thomas. He told our reporter, "I couldn't believe my eyes, she even asked if she could pose for this shot.". Whilst we have been unable to corroborate this story, it certainly does look like Miss Thomas, and this is not the first time she's been snapped standing in the sea.
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Blog Brother: A three horse race?
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Sunday, May 21, 2006. A three horse race? We couldn't resist the urge to have a little flutter on 3 of the housemates. Ladbrokes. Along with all the other bookmakers) are quoting odds on who will be the last to leave the house. We pooled our money, looked at the runners and riders, and made the following selection:. The clear favourite. Fast, just not fast enough to catch a pigeon. This pretty filly is a firm favourite with all the sportsmen. Who's your money on? Posted by Cuth at 8:13 pm.
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Blog Brother: They're walking like flies
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006. They're walking like flies. No, hang on, they're not walking like flies as in upside-down on the ceiling, no, they're walking like files in the sense that they are all walking. Look, it's a terrible synonym, but, George. Has walked out of the Big Brother house. Perhaps everyone getting stiff in their lower body regions was too much for his stiff upper lip to take, or maybe he thought the prospect of spending 11 weeks with a lion. Was too much to bear. Whatever his reasons, George.
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Blog Brother: Chocolate sales go sky high
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Chocolate sales go sky high. Figures released today show that sales of Nestlé Kit-kat bars have gone up by a staggering 73%. This comes, of course, after Big Brother announced that one holder of a golden ticket found inside the wrapper of these bars would become a housemate. People, the tickets are in the chocolate. Posted by Cuth at 6:10 pm. Now that surprises me given cadburys are giving away free salmonela. Register your blog in www.dignow.org. Ready for next year.
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Blog Brother: Hey Nikki
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006. Please stop crying,. Please stop crying, you're blowing my mind,. Today in the Big Brother house, Nikki claimed to feel sorry for poor Pete. He's so special" and "doesn't have a bad bone in his body". Fine, but then, what gives with the water works? It's jealousy, plain and simple. Pete's little demonstration in the pool yesterday, of just how 'special' he is, has got all the ladies of the house into a feeding frenzy. Lisa leading the attack has put poor Tarka's nose out.
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Blog Brother: Nicknames
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Friday, May 19, 2006. I cannot believe it, we're underway, and the 14 housemates have been revealed. Clearly, they cannot be referred to by their real names. The original nickname list comes from this discussion on usenet. Initiated by Rich Mackin. George: The Prince Regent. As in, "That's Shahbaz, Dahling! If you have any other suggestions, let's have 'em! Posted by Cuth at 2:02 pm. Imogen "the hot one". Bonnie "the chav one". Lea "the whore one". Dawn "the black one". Pete "the swearing one".
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Blog Brother: D003 Dirty protest?
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Saturday, May 20, 2006. I know one of the housemates has more or less told us all that he's had enough but I fear he may have gone to a serious extreme to make his point. I was watching the 'live' feed just now. The housemates are all in bed, but there is a rather conspicuous looking dark object in the middle of the bedroom floor. If I'm not very much mistaken, it's a dirty protest courtesy of everyone's favourite for first eviction, Shazam. Of course, if I. Posted by Cuth at 6:32 am. Ready for next year.
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Blog Brother: Bad 'net result' for Lea
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Sunday, May 21, 2006. Bad 'net result' for Lea. Lea is reported to have sold her house to raise the 40,000 required for her boob-job. This is reckoned, by experts, to be some 23,000 too much. Not too expensive, just too much. Rather than simply gaining a fuller bosom, Lea has ended up with what can only be described as a pair of basketballs. We can, at least, be thankful that she didn't get more money for the sale of her house, or the results could have been even more unfortunate. Ready for next year.
