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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Tuesday, June 08, 2010. So I then did what any other retarded manchild might have done in that situation. I bit into it with reckless abandon. That Goddamn fish sandwich filled my mouth with liquid agony so quickly that my next seven generations of taste buds were flash fried instantaneously. My eyes watered up and all I could see from that point on was hatred. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Help me help you! View my complete profile.
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Turn Your Head and Cough: January 2010
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Tuesday, January 26, 2010. Liar Liar, Arm's On Fire. Hey, you there! Have you ever caught fire? Have you ever not realized it right away? Well, if there was a competition for it, I'd likely be at least one up on you. When I notice that it's all clumpy and crusty. "Asay Whaaaat? I thought to myself (I often think to myself in the voice of a '70s pimp). I go in for a closer look and notice that almost all the hair on the underside of my right forea...
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Turn Your Head and Cough: September 2009
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Saturday, September 26, 2009. Let's talk a little bit about embarrassment. Now normally you would think that, in order to be embarrassed, you would need to do something embarrassing in front of other people to feel like a true dipshit. If you trip. And people are watching. And you know this. Bam! So then, it stands to reason that it would be impossible to become embarrassed when you are alone and you do something dumb, right? And then I remember thin...
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Turn Your Head and Cough: August 2009
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Wednesday, August 19, 2009. Does that phrase get you as excited as it does me? 160;If so, I'll allow you a few moments to go and change your underthings. I know I just peed a little, so I can only imagine what you did .sicko. Okay, and we're back. So, few things in life get me as excited as the simple string of words "Hey, we're having breakfast for dinner." ("Free pizza! Comes to mind as well as "What are you doing in my apartment? I'm constantly...
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Turn Your Head and Cough: October 2008
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Monday, October 20, 2008. Wanna Feel Embarrassed for Me? Have any of you ever wondered what it would feel like to be a disgrace to your heritage? A Mexican looking guy that doesn't speak Spanish. This is my curse. Sunday, October 19, 2008. Tuesday, October 14, 2008. Rene Goes to Hollywood. Also, I realize this entry isn't necessarily funny, but as I actually start attending film school, I figure I'll just turn it into a documentation of my experienc...
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Turn Your Head and Cough: November 2007
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Tuesday, November 06, 2007. Anyway, I'm getting off track. I've never understood a person's personal ranking system. We'll go ahead and use movies as an example. Now, if a person has selected a movie as their number one favorite movie of all time, that's fine. I understand it. I don't really care all that much (because unless it's Varsity Blues. Allow me to make my point through a made up conversation. In my top five favorite movies of all time.
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Turn Your Head and Cough: June 2009
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Tuesday, June 23, 2009. To Be Young Again. I'm sure you all remember the oh-so-clever 'riddle' we used to ask each other as kids titled "Pete and Repeat." If you're not clear on it, the comedy gold went something like this:. Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left? 160;Yeah, him.). The thing I always wondered is why were we so concerned about the guy still in the boat? 160;Where are our priorities people? Friday, June 19, 2009.
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Turn Your Head and Cough: October 2007
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Monday, October 15, 2007. An Open Letter to Whoever Slashed My Tires Last Night. Dearest Whoever Slashed My Tires Last Night,. No people, seriously, who does this kind of shit anymore? I even drew boobs on it! Actually, I just drew the boobs like three days ago, but the buyer doesn't need to know that. Which means that I can use the word "vintage" in my online auction. Rad. Give it a little bit of wiggle room. I weep for the future. The UFC kicks ass.
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Turn Your Head and Cough: March 2008
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Friday, March 28, 2008. So you know how sometimes you'll do a burp, but instead of a burp, it makes sort of a gurgling sound and then you get to taste stuff? 160;Yeah, I just did one of those before I started writing, so I thought I'd share. . Have you ever run into a doorframe while trying to exit a room quickly? 160;Like you'll just clip your shoulder on the way out and it sends you a little off kilter, but you can usually recover from it? Another...
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Turn Your Head and Cough: August 2008
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Turn Your Head and Cough. Life is short. Laugh or Die. Sunday, August 17, 2008. Let's Have a Lazy Contest! Okay, so I was thinking earlier today about scenarios in my life that might make me feel as lazy and useless as is humanly possible. Actually, I wasn't even actively pursuing this thought process. I realized it as it was happening. It involved the following:. I later noticed that my delicious breakfast treat (that I was enjoying around 2:00 in the afternoon) came with a temporary tattoo! So now I...