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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Quote of the day
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Tuesday, March 1, 2011. Quote of the day. I pretty much gave up on blogging, but since I'm unemployed I thought this would be a good way to spend a few minutes. Also this is just too funny not to share. As the title says, this is a story I heard the other day. My old doctor was a quack. He told me I had cancer and that I'd never have kids and he wanted to cut out my vagina. He didn't do any testing or anything, he just looked at my face.". Quote of the day.
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Thirty-three: Brown Starfish
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Monday, April 2, 2007. Day Thirty-three: Brown Starfish. Due to public interest I did a little research on the elusive, endangered brown starfish and this is what I found. Courtesy of Google image search. Bahahahahahahaha awesome, are you sure you researched it and didnt just make that picture yourself in paint with all the free time you have considering you dont have anything better to do :P. April 2, 2007 at 11:56 PM. Jack of World Domination. You Tube ...
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Forty-five: St. Anger
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Thursday, November 15, 2007. Day Forty-five: St. Anger. It be a butterfly emerging from a chrysalid or hay that spontaneously combusts. Only time will tell. Step 1: Find hooker. Step 2: Have sex with hooker (covered in saran wrap). Step 3: Kill hooker. Saran wrap should make for tidy clean up. There Anger and sexual problems solved. November 21, 2007 at 11:02 AM. Jack of World Domination. In one word.genius. November 21, 2007 at 8:24 PM. Writing a new post.
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Forty: Yo Ho Ho and A Bottle of Rum
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Sunday, June 17, 2007. Day Forty: Yo Ho Ho and A Bottle of Rum. It's the pirate's life for me. Pirating software and movies is both fantastic and rewarding. I'm sure you've seen those clips at the beginning of a movie that tell you how pirating hurts multi-billion dollar companies. It always brings a tear to my eye. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Kamloops, BC, Canada. View my complete profile. Day Thirty-eight: Nature's Cruelest Mistake. Newgrounds -...
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Thirty-four: Cherish These Moments
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Thursday, April 5, 2007. Day Thirty-four: Cherish These Moments. One sunny afternoon a small boy goes fishing with his grandfather. They push the boat out into the small lake. The only disturbance is the slight ripple of their wake on the glass-like surface of the water. Everything is calm and peaceful. I'm bored," the boy replies, "can I cast the line? His grandfather thinks for a moment, "can your dick touch your ass? He asks his grandson. When they get...
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Thirty-eight: Nature's Cruelest Mistake
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Thursday, May 10, 2007. Day Thirty-eight: Nature's Cruelest Mistake. It's been a long time since I made a post here. Far too long even. I've been busy, which is really no excuse, but I've also run out of crazy ideas. Every once in a while life throws you a bone though and it is just too tasty to pass up. There is an episode on The Simpsons called "The New Kid on the Block". May 10, 2007 at 10:28 PM. It is me, anonymous! May 14, 2007 at 12:29 AM. I never e...
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Forty-four: Stripper Etiquette
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Thursday, September 13, 2007. Day Forty-four: Stripper Etiquette. In the last week I've been to the " nudie. Bar" more often than any other week since I left Calgary. I always find it rather awkward sitting in the front row. Normally you're not supposed to stare at people, but if you don't stare at a stripper is it considered rude? Would they be insulted if your eyes wander around the room? Well the stripper is your walking dancing movie. Enjoy! Day Forty...
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Thirty-two: A Whole Day of Fun and Crafts
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Sunday, April 1, 2007. Day Thirty-two: A Whole Day of Fun and Crafts. How to make a home-made swing: For this you will need a tree with a sturdy branch or other overhang suitable to suspend three hundred pounds from. You will also need a length of rope proportional to the height of the point that the swing will be suspended from. Also, a ladder will be required to be able to secure the rope to the branch. It is that simple. It truly fucking is. I think th...
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Forty-one: Hobo Lovin'
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Thursday, June 28, 2007. Day Forty-one: Hobo Lovin'. Last I checked my heart was no where near my bum. June 28, 2007 at 9:07 PM. July 3, 2007 at 1:17 PM. Thats because you dont have a heart Colleen, and as for Lorne being insane I think youre confusing his boyish charm and zeal for life with a serious mental disorder. Since you're a woman we wont hold your befuddlement against you. August 1, 2007 at 12:10 PM. You know I have a heart, Troy! Quote of the day.
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something: Day Thirty-nine: A Sickening Tale of Woe
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Watch Closely and You Might Just Learn Something. Tuesday, May 22, 2007. Day Thirty-nine: A Sickening Tale of Woe. In North America we sit in our comfy chairs, for the most part well fed. Even the homeless eat better than this guy. We rarely even think about things like this and do nothing about it. Nobody is around to help him get nourishment. It really turns my stomach. If he could only make it a few more feet. Sad I say, SAD. May 22, 2007 at 8:58 PM. You want the bird to eat it don't you? That there i...
