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DEAR UoN STUDENT – TALES OF THE SILENT
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TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. July 24, 2015. This is a Guest Post by Carey Baraka. You guys don’t know Carey, so I’ll tell you a little about him. You know those guys that you went to high school with and were your best friends but then they disappeared after high school only to resurface eons later? Yeah That’s not even close to it. So, where was I? Dear Form Four leaver,. Dear Almost College Student,. Foot on the brake pedal, fellas. Unless you got into that University that only offer...
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I’M A WRITER, NOT A BLOGGER! – TALES OF THE SILENT
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TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. I’M A WRITER, NOT A BLOGGER! June 25, 2015. June 25, 2015. I was at the newly opened Garden City Mall the other day to meet a cousin of mine who’d just jetted back in from Korea [South, I think]. We even bumped into Comedian YY there; he wore a blue blazer and was in the company of some damsel whose looks and physique I don’t really have all the words to describe at the moment. I’ll get back to you on that. Him: I saw you walk in. Me: [Confused] I’m Sorry?
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THE INVASION – TALES OF THE SILENT
https://ianreal.wordpress.com/2015/06/09/the-invasion
TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. June 9, 2015. June 9, 2015. From my previous article, I can now fully say I comprehend the whole concept behind the cliché, Ain’t no wrath like that of a woman scorned. The comment section on my blog as well as my WhatsApp chat list were spewed with bile, insults, hatred and all mannerisms of odium. One particular. Even says she wants to see my shaved man-hood now. All in a day’s work. But I digress. Juja Boys ni wewe! What’s more, if you think you can sing or ...
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OH DEAR, TRIM THAT BUSH! – TALES OF THE SILENT
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TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. OH DEAR, TRIM THAT BUSH! June 5, 2015. You put the keys into the key-hole, turn it a little onto the right to open and swing the door ajar; ushering in your companion with the naughtiest of grins. You want to mumble. Mi casa es su casa. But the words just won’t come out. Not that you feel like talking anyway, you say a lot of dumb shit when you’ve had one too many. So you hold her softly by the arm, marshal her in and shut the door behind you. Your tongue feels...
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About – TALES OF THE SILENT
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TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. 13 thoughts on “ About. June 1, 2014 at 5:23 AM. And foremost I must say this article is sooo good. You have the passion. As I can read between the lines. You have now begun a journey that at. All times you have to remain faithful to. Am preparing grounds to join. You in writing through blogs and will share with you an introduction. Soon Congratulations once again. June 2, 2014 at 1:54 PM. Thank you for reading. February 5, 2015 at 1:03 PM. You one funny guy.
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DEAR UoN STUDENT – TALES OF THE SILENT
https://ianreal.wordpress.com/2015/07/24/dear-uon-student/comment-page-1
TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. July 24, 2015. This is a Guest Post by Carey Baraka. You guys don’t know Carey, so I’ll tell you a little about him. You know those guys that you went to high school with and were your best friends but then they disappeared after high school only to resurface eons later? Yeah That’s not even close to it. So, where was I? Dear Form Four leaver,. Dear Almost College Student,. Foot on the brake pedal, fellas. Unless you got into that University that only offer...
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TO THE MAN WHO MAY ONE DAY DATE MY DAUGHTER – TALES OF THE SILENT
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TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. TO THE MAN WHO MAY ONE DAY DATE MY DAUGHTER. July 8, 2015. Wuod Omondi Were,. Instead of something by Chimamanda. A glass of half-empty Vanilla milkshake will be placed neatly on the table before her, and it will be so still you’d think it will be savoring the moment as well, taking care not to lose its balance by the sight of unfazed beauty a few inches off it. In tow who fuck on the first date and actually think. Hi How does it feel? So, tomorrow then. She wi...
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WHEN I’M GONE… – TALES OF THE SILENT
https://ianreal.wordpress.com/2015/05/03/when-im-gone
TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. May 3, 2015. Over these past years of my miserable existence, I’ve stood by and watched my best friend lose his step-. Because the truth of the matter is, death changes you. It has this uncanny way of bringing out a side in those related to the deceased that not even they would have seen coming miles away in their worst nightmares. No woman shall claim me. The Omondi’s are already struggling as it is, they don’t need another mouth to feed in my absence. I’ve he...
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KENYAN MEN ARE NOT THE PROBLEM LADIES, YOU ARE! – TALES OF THE SILENT
https://ianreal.wordpress.com/2015/05/18/kenyan-men-are-not-the-problem-ladies-you-are
TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. KENYAN MEN ARE NOT THE PROBLEM LADIES, YOU ARE! May 18, 2015. I once read about one Emmy Kosgei getting married to a certain Nigerian pastor honcho almost double my old man’s age. And they called it love. Then I read again that one of my celebrity crushes, Habida, had gotten [I don’t know if that’s the word am looking for] married to an Igbo mofo and relocated to the West. That Avril has committed to a Zulu man and wedding bells are lurking in the shadows.
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TO THE MAN WHO MAY ONE DAY DATE MY DAUGHTER – TALES OF THE SILENT
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TALES OF THE SILENT. Talk Less, Write More. TO THE MAN WHO MAY ONE DAY DATE MY DAUGHTER. July 8, 2015. Wuod Omondi Were,. Instead of something by Chimamanda. A glass of half-empty Vanilla milkshake will be placed neatly on the table before her, and it will be so still you’d think it will be savoring the moment as well, taking care not to lose its balance by the sight of unfazed beauty a few inches off it. In tow who fuck on the first date and actually think. Hi How does it feel? So, tomorrow then. She wi...
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