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I like to read: 25 Things

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I like to read. Tuesday, January 27. I carried this over from Facebook. I couldn't help it- it amuses me so! 1 I didn't learn how to ride a bike until first or second grade. 2 I detest perfume and cologne so much I'd try to outlaw them if I were a legislator. 3 I don't have any tattoos and I think my desire for them has passed. I am unique because I'm usually the only person in the room without a single tattoo. 5 I really wish that I could draw and paint the stuff I see in my head. 12 I grew up living ne...

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I like to read: Nerd Pick-up Lines

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I like to read. Saturday, February 7. For fun, I like to imagine Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons saying all of them. (Different font types are for readability). There is no emoticon for how I'm feeling right now. (This actually was stolen from Comic Book Guy.). I'd like to put my mechanical pencil in your pocket protector. It must be pi/2 because you're the 1. Let me implement your base members, you are my supertype. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you. I can haz u?

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I like to read: Where Boobs Go

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I like to read. Friday, February 13. I am contemplating deleting my Myspace profile, since most of the people I used it to keep up with are now on Facebook. I do want to save some of my old blog posts, however. Here is one of my favorites, originally published April 28, 2007. An open letter to clothing designers:. For many years after the '80's, clothes that I may have wanted to wear had a certain two-dimensional quality that I like to call the No Boob look, which I have illustrated here:. The most popul...

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I like to read: Little Jenny Goddammit

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I like to read. Friday, January 30. In case anyone was wondering, the infamous toothpick incident. Occurred sometime between the taking of these two photos. It makes it funnier (to me at least) to see how little I was when I first started spewing profanities. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Boise, Idaho, United States. I also like to write. (Is that a line from a Beastie Boys song? Nope, it's the Humpty Dance.) Sometimes I write about stuff I read, sometimes I write about stuff I eat. Jake and I, NYC.

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I like to read: I was wrong once

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I like to read. Wednesday, March 11. I was wrong once. One time, Kelly and I got into an argument about what you call that foam-rubber thing rednecks use to keep their beer cold. She called it a "coozy," while I insisted it was called a "cozy." I mean what kind of stupid word is "coozy? It sounds very much like a derogatory term for vagina, which Heather calls Veronica in the film Heathers. This was back in the day before UrbanDictionary.com. Turns out, the fucker is. Yep, that there is a beer coozy.

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I like to read: Road to Elko

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I like to read. Tuesday, July 14. It was a pretty uneventful drive to Elko—at least, compared to what Leigh Ann said could happen. 8220;The first time I drove through here with Sean, we saw the bumper of a semi wrapped around a cow on the side of the road. The semi was gone, just the bumper and the cow were left. There were two other cows standing right next to the dead one. Just standing there, like ‘Duh…hit us, too.’”. Cricket corpses paved the road blood red for a few miles, then disappeared, then rea...

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I like to read: The Debt to Pleasure

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I like to read. Friday, April 4. The Debt to Pleasure. The Debt to Pleasure. Is a wonderfully evil little cookbook. Don't read this essay if you plan on reading the book, because I give away everything here! Going back to our class handout on Brillat-Savarin, there is an aphorism reading, “The order of food is from the most solid to the most light” (145). This is a theme I see Tarquin developing in the progression of his narrative in The Debt to Pleasure. But neglecting the recipes. He tells the read...

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I like to read: Good hair day

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I like to read. Friday, April 3. I really like my hair today:. Yes, it looks nice! Spring air seems to have some natural elixir in it that makes hair cooperate more than any other season. This is just my theory, I have no real scientific evidence to back it up though. I'm so glad I brought an umbrella to work today. It's totally blizzarding outside! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Boise, Idaho, United States. I also like to write. (Is that a line from a Beastie Boys song? View my complete profile.

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I like to read: Part Three of a Very Long Discourse

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I like to read. Friday, August 29. Part Three of a Very Long Discourse. Link to Part One of a Very Long Discourse. And Part Two of a Very Long Discourse. About the same time I became disillusioned with Holden Caulfield, I became enamored of Alex James, the bass player from Blur whose hair also resembled my sixth-grade boyfriend's. Alex now makes cheese. He also has an extremely high IQ and is a prolific and creative swearer. Truly a man after my own heart. Tags: best of the best. Boise, Idaho, United Sta...