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MILKSLAM: April 2010
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, April 22, 2010. The doctor said my mom should've had an aBORTION! Wearing a suit can justify ANYTHING. Well, let me start by defining my usage of the word "justify": I mean that if you are wearing a suit, you- the wearer of the suit- can and will feel justified doing just about anything. Examples? All of these people feel about three hundred percent better about what they're doing because they look, and therefore feel fucking awesome. Labels: g...
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MILKSLAM: Rules to put on my Tombstone
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, March 17, 2011. Rules to put on my Tombstone. Yeah, I know, this shit [the 'slam] is dead. But I thought this needed to go out into the world. And screw it. We all know Mike Boren lists Milkslam = a completely kosher and mostly sfw way to waste some time online. This is from pages 3-5 verbatim:. I have spent at least four hours one day a week for the past six months typing band names into a computer. I enter bands for twenty-four venues. More t...
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MILKSLAM: July 2010
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, July 1, 2010. She still in the house? Oh my god, my beloved slampigs. You are in for a treat and a half today. How long has it been since I wrote one of these? Let me check. over a month. Christ, that's deplorable. But you know what, fruits? Today is a new day. And as the REAL alcoholics say, "take one day at a time, then throw back a box of wine after a few years of doin' it right." Something to that effect, right? 3 "Oh wait, I have a coupon!
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Can You Stand the Rain?: 8 months.....I should have never stopped blogging :(
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Can You Stand the Rain? Come with me.bring your umbrella! Saturday, June 13, 2009. 8 months.I should have never stopped blogging :(. It has been too long since we last spoke and once again I am sorry :( Now I have to tell you about the crazy, ridiculous, and at times painful ride my life has taken.You ready? Last time we spoke I was on line voting for Obama for President.YAY he won! Well here is a pic.I warn you.it's nasty:. It's like having a c-section with no baby! The boyfriend.yea our relationshi...
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Can You Stand the Rain?: Mental Health Holiday
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Can You Stand the Rain? Come with me.bring your umbrella! Saturday, September 26, 2009. So this week I was forced by my boss to take a vacation.a week long vacation. I know some of you are thinking, "Damn I wish my boss would tell me I need a vacation and actually make me take one! Well ok, so the house cleaning service. What blog is complete without a shout out to Pascal? 4 I did errands. Dropped and picked up dry cleaning, got gas in the car, filled prescriptions, shopped for items to fill the fridge a...
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MILKSLAM: January 2010
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Diatribes from the young and dubious. Chicago, IL. Thursday, January 28, 2010. Mike Boren Is Utterly Confused By Steven Seagal. According to Wikipedia, " Steven F. Seagal. Born April 10, 1952). Writer, martial artist. Frankly, that's the most badass one line bio I've ever heard, and I honestly, Royally*, wish it was mine. Yet, if you watch anything involving Steven Seagal, you will be utterly confused. You will ask yourself, "Is this serious? And "What is going on here? Conclusion: I DON'T GET IT. Altern...
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Can You Stand the Rain?: November 2008
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Can You Stand the Rain? Come with me.bring your umbrella! Saturday, November 1, 2008. Reflecting on some things. 1 Buying a house is hard and fun all at the same time! The whole mortgage, financing, loan application, pushing back of closing date.not fun. In fact it is stressful and I am happy that part is way over! Now, picking out paint, moulding, new appliances, and watching your boyfriend build you a custom window seat with shelves.yea! I think Pascal likes it too! 3 Work has been ridiculous! Being a ...
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Can You Stand the Rain?: May 2010
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Can You Stand the Rain? Come with me.bring your umbrella! Saturday, May 1, 2010. Let's build a bridge. Yes it has been a long time since I last posted.but ya'll. I gotta be inspired and have the urge to put fingers to laptop and craft an insightful and honest post.so here goes. ya'll. Have been patient and you deserve this. I have been in a funk.my closest friends, some of my students, anyone who really knows me knows that i have not been myself. For some time now.Why? IT FUCKING SUCKED SOOOO. Laughter c...
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Can You Stand the Rain?: 29 is not 30....
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Can You Stand the Rain? Come with me.bring your umbrella! Tuesday, July 6, 2010. 29 is not 30. I have been alive for 10, 593 days as of today. Wow! Where does the time go? Well happy Birthday to me :) 29 seems really surreal. Besides being my birthday, the day was pretty normal. I did begin the day thanking God for another year, walked the dog, went to work.same old, same old. As the day went on I began to reflect. 1 How did we celebrate birthdays before FACEBOOK. With Pascal alone and soon i will turn i...
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