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The TMI Spot: July 2005
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I'm a SAHM of three who is camera phobic. I have an eighteen-year old daughter, Jasmine, a nine-year old daughter, Azure and a five-year old son, Sammy. My husband is Big Spin or "BS" for short. All names have been changed to protect the not so innocent. Saturday, July 30, 2005. Good morning Princess. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you. You were born in a Zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too. Did you expect anything else from me? Posted by Caro at 7:38 AM. Friday, July 29, 2005.
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Get Shirty: Sack o' Potatoes
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Thursday, February 24, 2011. Fast-forward a year or two, when my uncle nearly choked to death swallowing one of his post-cancer horse pills, and his wife collapsed next to him on the kitchen floor realized tearfully that she wanted very much to have his child, to have something left of him in the likely event that he dies before she does. Oh good Lord. Hilarious. Pretty colors for the sack, though. February 24, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Damn Hell Ass Kings.
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Get Shirty: Strange Things Afoot at the Circle K
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Monday, February 14, 2011. Strange Things Afoot at the Circle K. Remember how I said I was so in love with the Ninth Doctor. I love so much is HUMAN, and therefore more accessible to me than Tennant's Time Lord. Yes, that's how these things get decided. Shut up. These two photos are of a single full-page ad in my local newspaper:. What an opportunity for romance! You GO, Denny's! Can't you just feel the romance? Can't you hear Barry White in the background? Don't forget the coupon! Was he spying on us?
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Get Shirty: May 2010
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Monday, May 31, 2010. Sock it to Me. Behold, the Sensational Socks. It's far from perfect, but I understand how socks work now, and am pretty sure I could knit people-sized socks from actual sock yarn, on those tiny #2 needles. I'm still not quite sure I have the patience, but I think there might be at least one sock in my future. Thanks to an enormous sty that grew on the bottom of my left eyelid, effectively flipping it over and making impossible to blink or fully close my eye for days. The old ladies ...
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The Ladies Lounge: Root, shoot and marry #5 - world leaders
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Everyone's welcome in the Ladies Lounge, even gentlemen. Root, Shoot, Marry Rules. Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. Mother to three, wife to one, hag-ridden gorgon to many. I work full-time and cope part-time and wish I'd never heard the phrases "double trouble", "would you like fries with that? Or "but I've always put your bras through the clothes drier". The Ladies Lounge hosts regular sessions of the virtual drinking game 'Root Shoot Marry' every Friday night. The bar is open. Other Bars of Note.
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The Ladies Lounge: Root Shoot Marry #12 - Over The Top (probably stolen by bitacle - I'm trying hard to still care).
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Everyone's welcome in the Ladies Lounge, even gentlemen. Root, Shoot, Marry Rules. Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. Mother to three, wife to one, hag-ridden gorgon to many. I work full-time and cope part-time and wish I'd never heard the phrases "double trouble", "would you like fries with that? Or "but I've always put your bras through the clothes drier". The Ladies Lounge hosts regular sessions of the virtual drinking game 'Root Shoot Marry' every Friday night. The bar is open. Other Bars of Note.
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The Ladies Lounge: Everybody wants to work (oh no, not me) - The Uncanny X Men. Theme song for Root, Shoot, Marry #11. [Stolen by Bitacle]
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Everyone's welcome in the Ladies Lounge, even gentlemen. Root, Shoot, Marry Rules. Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. Mother to three, wife to one, hag-ridden gorgon to many. I work full-time and cope part-time and wish I'd never heard the phrases "double trouble", "would you like fries with that? Or "but I've always put your bras through the clothes drier". The Ladies Lounge hosts regular sessions of the virtual drinking game 'Root Shoot Marry' every Friday night. The bar is open. Other Bars of Note.