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Puns or Leah?: July 2011
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Sunday, July 24, 2011. First I thought it was so cute that Pierre, who is working with vegetables and horses like Rosalie (below) to cure his crippling phobie sociale. Would reply, when I would ask if it was going to rain tomorrow, "Oui, normalement," as if a specific time in the future could ever be normal, but then I caught on that it's a pretty normal locution. Thursday, July 21, 2011. I try to beat the wasps to the figs au bord de la ferme. Right by the potimarron. Friday, July 15, 2011. Morgan asks ...
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Not About Delino DeShields: October 2013
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Not About Delino DeShields. Saturday, October 19, 2013. Scene from J. Crew. Hey man, you find everything you were looking for? Actually I was looking for this pink gingham shirt in a size small, but I don't see any. Sorry about that man, I'll go check in the back. J Crew Employee heads to the back storage room]. Not "Sir" but "man"! I've still got it - I'm young, I'm hip! No, no, we'll go to Glasslands - much younger! J Crew Employee's Inner Monologue:. Here you go, man. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Not About Delino DeShields: Dan's True Stories: L.A. Edition
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Not About Delino DeShields. Thursday, May 08, 2014. Dan's True Stories: L.A. Edition. I'm stewing in the apartment alone when I see on Instagram that a guy who went to my school only for senior year - an Alpha-male star basketball player who I barely knew - is having a sale of his swimsuit line in Orange County, a 1.5 hr drive in weekend traffic. Fuck it, anything for a little human contact! He has a look of "I don't remember this guy at all," but says "Riiiight! Crazy seeing you here, Dan.". Ooooh we're...
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Not About Delino DeShields: Guy who buys plane tickets just to go to the airport sushi bar
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Not About Delino DeShields. Tuesday, August 26, 2014. Guy who buys plane tickets just to go to the airport sushi bar. Announcer: Final boarding call for flight 273 to Los Angeles. the gate has closed for flight 273, there will be no more boarding. Guy At Sushi Bar (jokingly): Whoops, looks like I missed my flight! Guy At Sushi Bar and Sushi Chef share a laugh]. Guy At Sushi Bar: Another three yellowtails, my friend. Sushi Chef: Wait - Los Angeles? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). It Was All a Meme.
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Not About Delino DeShields: Guy with a Hole in His Head and his Friend
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Not About Delino DeShields. Saturday, October 25, 2014. Guy with a Hole in His Head and his Friend. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head. A fucking parking ticket? Jesus - I need that like a need a hole in the head. Guy with a Hole in his Head:. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head. Forgot. I mean, ya know, I need that like I need, uh, Parkinson's Disease. Guy with a Hole in his Head:. Come on man, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's last week. We talked about this. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head:.
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Not About Delino DeShields: Rep. Fred Upton's reaction to the Kate Upton nude photo hack
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Not About Delino DeShields. Tuesday, September 02, 2014. Rep Fred Upton's reaction to the Kate Upton nude photo hack. To reporters): This is OUTRAGEOUS! That my niece would have her privacy VIOLATED like this? I'll find the monsters who did this and bring them to justice. Later, when no one else is in the office]. Pulls up the Upton pix]. To himself, dick in his hands): Look at the jugs on that girl. If it's wrong to want to bone your niece, I don't wanna be riiiiight! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Puns or Leah?: May 2011
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Sunday, May 15, 2011. A coldish dull morning- hoed the first row of peas, weeded &c &c- sat hard to mending till evening. The rain which had threatened all day came on just when I was going to walk-. Saturday, May 14, 2011. That I had a letter from William! Thursday, May 5, 2011. If I Die Before I Wake. Please have Saint-Saens' "Le Cygne" played at my funeral. I hope at least I never have to say "Saint-Saens" aloud - I have no idea if the two components of the name are pronounced the same, or not. Nor de...
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Puns or Leah?: July 2010
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010. Bought new pencils; feeling fresh. Sunday, July 18, 2010. Socrates and the Dung Beetle Discuss the Local Foodshed. Thou Art Worried and Troubled Over Many Things. N Voc Sg f. Thoreau Weaves A Yarn. Having seen his industrious white neighbors so well off, - that the lawyer had only to weave arguments, and by some magic wealth and standing followed, the Indian had said to himself: I will go into business; I will weave baskets …. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Thoreau Weaves A Yarn.
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Puns or Leah?: coup de Man
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007. Q: Why are French omelettes so small? A: Because in France one egg is “un œuf”! Lucas doesn’t speak any English, but he got this one right away…he just pretended not to, to be polite. Later I was borne by national feeling to a boîte de nuit. My cohorts, a pair of marins-pompiers. And their elfish copines, kept tousling my hair and asking me “ça va? 8221; I found this unnerving because in most social situations, no matter how hard I strive to m’amuser. October 17, 2007 at 5:52 AM.
