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Welcome to my electronic lair...: April 2006
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Welcome to my electronic lair. The continuing musings of a hairy genius. Thursday, April 27, 2006. I've done my bit for a good cause. Last night at the Unite Against Fascism benefit gig and despite my initial resignations it was a lot of fun. The fact that I was sandwiched on the bill between two such heavyweights as Jason Manford and Alan Carr was a concern but I did the business and held my own. Posted by Ben Schofield at 1:35 PM. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. Oh I do like to be beside the seaside. Kirsty...
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Welcome to my electronic lair...: July 2006
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Welcome to my electronic lair. The continuing musings of a hairy genius. Friday, July 21, 2006. I'm not going to the Edinburgh Festival. And here is a quick summary of exactly why. I have been to the Festival many times as part of a theatre company, but never been tempted by it as a comic, as it has always seemed to me that the last thing the Edinburgh Festival needs is another f*cking comedian. The food and drink are outrageously expensive, and, despite all this personal stress, every other comic you me...
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Welcome to my electronic lair...: February 2007
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Welcome to my electronic lair. The continuing musings of a hairy genius. Sunday, February 25, 2007. I was booked in to do a weekend of gigs in London and my then agent rang me the Monday before and asked if I would like to go down a day early, on Thursday, to do a private bash. I arrived at the restaurant at about 7pm. Outside was a grand, extended section of decking, covered by some smartly trimmed awning. Well dressed, glamorous people mingled, drinking champagne and eating canapés being distri...I tho...
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Welcome to my electronic lair...: February 2006
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Welcome to my electronic lair. The continuing musings of a hairy genius. Tuesday, February 28, 2006. And welcome to this shiny new high tech journal of mine. Before I proceed to bore and baffle you with the inner workings of my life and mind, I must give an honourable mention to Bron, my good friend and one of my staunchest allies, who designed the website from which you probably found this blog. All hail the Bronster! The link to her blog can also be found on this page - try her, you might like her).
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Welcome to my electronic lair...: December 2006
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Welcome to my electronic lair. The continuing musings of a hairy genius. Monday, December 11, 2006. More ramblings on tea. As inspired by a conversation with my mate Rich, over a steaming mug of said beverage. Go to where coffee is being served, however, and the atmosphere will be tense, terse and cutthroat. The conversation will be bitchy and the whole ambience will be so fraught with understated ill-intent that one is forced to either tactfully retreat or down a few cups and join in the passive-agg...
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Welcome to my electronic lair...: November 2006
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Welcome to my electronic lair. The continuing musings of a hairy genius. Thursday, November 30, 2006. Reasons for global conquest. Are many and varied, but, musing recently, I think that the British, when pursuing that whole empire thing that preoccupied us for a century or two, probably had the best motivation for wanting to take over the world. And, just to add insult to injury, we went on to advertise it using chimps. Land of hope and glory indeed. Posted by Ben Schofield at 2:08 PM. Lots of women own...
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Welcome to my electronic lair...: March 2006
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Welcome to my electronic lair. The continuing musings of a hairy genius. Tuesday, March 28, 2006. Cats, cats, cats. The flat is full of cats. Well, two anyway. Bron has finally made the final commitment to living here and moved her mogs in. Our new additions are;. So what else. the play was much fun on Thursday, the players making good use of a tiny stage and quite barren set. The two leads were excellent, the direction sharp, blah blah critical bollocks blah. I could prattle on and on but I ...Talk abou...
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Welcome to my electronic lair...: August 2006
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Welcome to my electronic lair. The continuing musings of a hairy genius. Wednesday, August 23, 2006. Houston, we have a problem. It has emerged in a newly published book that Osama Bin Laden was, as a young man, obsessed with American diva Whitney Houston, to the point of, apparently, even fantasising about marrying her. Now I've heard of guys going to extreme lengths to get a girl's attention, but I can't help feeling that frankly Osama has gone a wee bit too far. Posted by Ben Schofield at 3:16 PM.