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War For Breakfast
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. May 30, 2015. I was raised in a theater of war. The kind of conflict induced by the typical struggles of siblings trying to carve out their territory and claim their freedom. The most memorable battles were a seamless mix of psychological warfare and hand to hand combat. Before I share the brilliant bit of strategy from which this blog takes its name, let me introduce the warring factions:. The little sister, 5. An Ally. The 6. On occasion ...
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Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea. Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea. April 11, 2015. This story involves my husband’s hemorrhoid surgery, lots of diarrhea, Denny’s, and sex. Before I get to those highlights you’ll need some background information. Three nurses and our pharmacist all specifically told us to take the colon-cleansing medicine two hours before the surgery. Our washing machine was broken. It was my 30th birthday. When I asked...
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Schrödinger’s Bathroom
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. July 7, 2015. Me, after walking past The Kid’s bathroom and seeing an avalanche of clothes, towels, and detritus, “Kid? It would sure be nice if your bathroom didn’t look like a battle zone. 8220;And also if it were accessible.”. I take a second look, “To people. Without ice axes and pulley systems that not everyone has handy all the time…”. Me, “Sweet.”. The Kid, ever one to capitalize on an opportunity, runs off. Well played, Kid. It's no...
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The Best Peas of My Life
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. The Best Peas of My Life. The Best Peas of My Life. February 26, 2015. While The Man and I were at Mayo The Kid stayed with some of our neighbors. The very first phone call with her went like this:. The Kid, incredulous-“MOM! You will *not* believe what happened at dinner tonight! Me, anticipating quite the story as I thought about Cr and Ca with their big personalities and fun loving ways…they guarantee to entertain- “Yeah? THEY WERE LIKE&...
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Lies I Tell The Kid
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. Lies I Tell The Kid. Lies I Tell The Kid. March 1, 2015. I fully advocate telling lies to your kids if it’s for their own good and the sanity of your family. I lie a lot. Should never be a stressful event. We decided to tell her that she had to have whatever we were eating. Her plate, but that she didn’t have to actually. To eat the other things on her plate, veggies, main dish, rice, etc. We still had the occasional prayer where she’...
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Ruining Birthdays
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. April 19, 2015. Everyone was concerned about the way this was going to affect me, the potential complications, and wanting to make sure I truly understood what I was signing up for, She knows she’s going to be awake and aware, there won’t be pain relief, and it will last for several hours? Let’s go find you some fat free, sugar free, caffeine free, salt heavy lettuce. You can eat as much as you want for A WHOLE TWENTY MINUTES TOMORROW!
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Everything I Know About Love I Learned From The Kid
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. Everything I Know About Love I Learned From The Kid. Everything I Know About Love I Learned From The Kid. March 31, 2015. I love The Kid. She is the kind of kid who contracts E. coli because she likes dead animals, grabbing them by the scruffs of their necks so she can make them walk as she plays house with them. When you tell her she can’t do that anymore she uses the, but they’re so cute and cuddly argument. I’m not a circus! She is the k...
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WFB
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. Chai Tea Latte Without That Sinful Aftertaste. December 13, 2015. I am about to change all of your lives for the better. Unless you’re: A. Not in super love with Chai Tea Lattes I don’t know why you wouldn’t bebut […]. It Killed My Love. November 14, 2015. Satan Is A Patriotic Cross-Dressing Angel Of Death. September 15, 2015. Love With Your Whole Heart. September 13, 2015. 8221; […]. Lose The Breakfast Battle…Win The Life War. July 7, 2015.
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School Lunch…Daddy Style
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Life is war, and it's a battle you should win whenever possible. School Lunch…Daddy Style. School Lunch…Daddy Style. May 14, 2015. This event takes place several years ago, as many of my stories do.*. This morning, as I was getting ready for work, The Man assembled The Kid’s lunch. I would say he “made” her lunch, but as you will see, there was really no “making” going on. This was The Man’s first attempt at lunchtime nutrition for The Kid. Make her lunch she is limited to 1 treat per lunch. Today’...
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