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failure to launch.: May 2011
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Monday, May 23, 2011. Sometimes there aren’t words that are good enough. there is no elaborate strand of prose adequately exact and no description of feeling appropriately grand or remotely accurate. whitney, you touched my life in a manner beyond words and all i know is that i love you and miss you, every day, beautiful soulmate. Monday, May 9, 2011. Having tried absolutely (pun intended? Yes is kettle one superior to smirnoff? Transition to th...
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failure to launch.: fort lantz.
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Tuesday, March 6, 2012. Although i’ve regaled most of you with the absurdity of my papa bear, some of his ridiculousness bears (pun intended) repeating. you should read this entire post with a drawn out, borderline redneck, southern accent. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). How firm a foundation. Riddle me this, Mercer. Throw Some Seeds of Your Own. Vita di Bella: Dare to Play :). You Want Me to Tinkle Where?
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failure to launch.: the boyfriend application.
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Monday, December 27, 2010. I am now accepting boyfriend applications, but be ye warned, the application/screening process is arduous and the actual relationship portion taxing, in a strictly monetary sense, of course. Application de Petit Ami. That’s french snob for ‘boyfriend application’). Interesting/aristocratic names and subsequent titles preferred, although not strictly required). Yearly Income: Trust Fund/Inheritance:. Obviously your pare...
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failure to launch.: March 2012
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Friday, March 23, 2012. I don’t think so, hobo. I’d actually like to expand this statement to include most, if not all, ridiculous late 90’s pop music. when did it become unacceptable for grown men to dress in coordinating outfits while singing their hearts out (complete with emphatic arm motions and matching intense facial expressions) in spacious plane hangers? Remember when mtv used to play music videos? Tuesday, March 6, 2012. My father is c...
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failure to launch.: June 2011
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Monday, June 27, 2011. Clearly, from lack of hits on my blog, you people do not care about the progress of princess o learning to use the toilet. noted, and moving on. did you know that is my other life i cook things? What have you done to me, panda? Through the process of elimination. get it while it’s hot (or not), employment sucks ass. Tuesday, June 14, 2011. Well, it did, and watching her walk with them on is the funniest thing i’ve ev...
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failure to launch.: swamp thing.
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Monday, January 9, 2012. Although this post could very well be referring to what my hair looks like when i wake up in the morning/don’t brush or wash it for days on end, it’s not about my tresses at all, but rather about an ongoing obsession and possibly infallible life plan. Gaining the trust and blank stare/toothless grin of junior and willie edwards is only the first step in my master plan. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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failure to launch.: February 2012
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Thursday, February 16, 2012. Pretty, pretty, princess. I really fancy myself a sleeping beauty, given my aptitude for napping, or perhaps rapunzel based on my desire for obnoxiously long hair, but find myself, in the most practical sense of the characterization, a cinderella, as i currently do chores for a “living”. A perfect example of the kind of princess i'd be. that's a wig, bitch. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Pretty, pretty, princess.
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failure to launch.: February 2011
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Friday, February 11, 2011. Describing my overall state of being this week as “disheveled” would be a vast, bordering on criminal, understatement. That show sounds lame. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). How firm a foundation. Riddle me this, Mercer. Throw Some Seeds of Your Own. Vita di Bella: Dare to Play :). You Want Me to Tinkle Where? Simple template. Powered by Blogger.
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failure to launch.: January 2011
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Monday, January 24, 2011. My sincerest apologies for lack of posting. it seems as though i have been quite busy with (very) important tasks including, but not limited to: shoe shopping (to quote carrie, “i've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes! I already know the answer? You want to see some of my craftiness? You want to tell me how amazing i am in the comment area below?
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failure to launch.: March 2011
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No, this isn't about that stupid matthew mcconaughey movie. Monday, March 21, 2011. I’m going out on a limb here and putting your high school english composition and/or elementary writing skills to the test with something i am calling a simile/analogy combo. A diploma from mercer is like a pair of designer shoes. Most hobos wouldn't know a manolo from a steve madden if you hit them in the face with it. Did i take it too far with the shoe analogy? I'm gonna betch slap you shetbag! Friday, March 4, 2011.
