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Death of the Media | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. Category Archives: Death of the Media. News That Will Drive You To Drink. August 24, 2016. Happy Hour News Briefs Dr. Turdblossom is at your cervix, er, service: I think Glenn Beck should sue Rove’s ass for stealing the chalk board schtick to prove the Grand Unified Hillary Clinton Health Conspiracy Theory. Death of the Media. The Death of the Media! August 23, 2016. Mdash; CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) August 23, 2016 Wow! Death of the Media.
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snark | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. The Return of Carlos Danger. August 29, 2016. EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Weiner sexted a busty brunette while his son was in bed with him https:/ t.co/f2C7tn1yoy. Pictwitter.com/JNmerTREKD — New York Post (@nypost) August 29, 2016 Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie! Breathlessly tells us the latest hot gossip… The … Continue reading →. News That Will Drive You To Drink. August 26, 2016. His self-satisfied … Continue reading →. August 25, 2016.
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Breaking: The Media is Still Dead | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. The Numbers Are In. It’s Got a Beat →. Breaking: The Media is Still Dead. August 10, 2015. 8220;Some say,” Some said. BuzzFeed (motto: news with 21 essential cat videos) is getting into Politico’s turf with a breathless, unsourced story that the Brietbart editorial board is being paid by the Trump Campaign. To give him positive coverage:. Has cut out the middleman. I can hardly wait for. Mike ‘Payola’ Allen. Sharing Means Caring, fool! Click to ...
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News That Will Drive You To Drink | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. Some Fries With Your Stupid, One-L? This Exists (sort of) →. News That Will Drive You To Drink. August 10, 2015. Demon Hunter/CO Assemblyman, discusses the Planned Parenthood videos, discerns the spirits (I bet you’ll never guess he finds demons in Planned Parenthood! But absolves the videographers because, as he puts it, he sees “the spirit of God in these prophets.”. Maybe he meant profits? Sharing Means Caring, fool! Enter your comment here.
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Some Fries With Your Stupid, One-L? | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. Say, Reince, how’s that rebranding working for ya? News That Will Drive You To Drink →. Some Fries With Your Stupid, One-L? August 10, 2015. The blog’s old pal. Michele ‘One-L’ Bachmann. Has fallen off our radar lately, but she’s still agitating. In the background. But today she’s found her voice and is offering us a two-fer:. Iran is planning on stockpiling their (nonexistent) nukes on Cuba to be aimed right at us! Gooey and moist over. Enter y...
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tengrain | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. Bad Design, Cont. August 29, 2016. Say, that reminds me: anyone know when Trump’s birthday is? Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D). Hair Furer, Donald Trump. News That Will Drive You To Drink. August 29, 2016. Happy Hour News Briefs Birds of a feather: David Duke robocalls for Donald Trump: …and (of course) Hair Furer Donald Trump denies all connection. *Wink-Wink*. Hair Furer, Donald Trump. Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily. August 29, 2016. Meet the m...
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Breitbart | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. Let’s Play Clue! February 14, 2016. I made the strange decision earlier to read (some of) the comments on a Dead Breitbart piece written by tiny fists of terror Ben Shapiro, who says that the US Constitution is toast now that Fat Tony has gone to … Continue reading →. Ben Shapiro is a dunce. Breitbart is still dead. Breaking: The Media is Still Dead. August 10, 2015. Death of the Media. Hair Furer, Donald Trump. MDavis on RIP, Gene Wilder. Frank...
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This Exists (sort of) | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. News That Will Drive You To Drink. Your After Dinner Snifter of Stupid →. This Exists (sort of). August 10, 2015. Condoms that Change Color When In Contact With STDs. The story is here. And yes, it involves adolescent boys. Question: does it work if the Pitcher has an STD? Or only if the Catcher has one? Um, asking for a friend, of course. Sharing Means Caring, fool! Click to email (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window).
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Carly “Fire ’em all” Fiorina | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. Category Archives: Carly “Fire ’em all” Fiorina. News That Will Drive You To Drink. April 29, 2016. Happy Hour News Briefs This just in! CALIFORNIA LEADERS PRAISE CRUZ-CARLY TICKET HOUSTON, Texas When Ted Cruz formally named Carly Fiorina as his vice presidential running mate yesterday, the positive reaction in California from Republican leaders was swift: Carly’s … Continue reading →. Carly "Fire 'em all" Fiorina. February 10, 2016. I find it o...
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Bobby Jindal, Boy Exorcist (Stupid Party—LA) | Mock Paper Scissors
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The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers Since 2006. Category Archives: Bobby Jindal, Boy Exorcist (Stupid Party LA). One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bobby Jindal. May 9, 2016. It seems like only last week we were saying this ourselves… oh, that’s because we did when Jindal wrote his WSJ article announcing he was falling in line! Anyway, the Villagers just now thought of it… Click anyone of the … Continue reading →. Bobby Jindal, Boy Exorcist (Stupid Party LA). Hair Furer, Donald Trump. May 2, 2016.
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