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My Story, Let Me Tell It. At Least The First Part. | Kristabella: Full of Snark Since 1977
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Kristabella: Full of Snark Since 1977. Tales of a Chicago Singleton Who Keeps the Wineries in Business. November 12, 2007. My Story, Let Me Tell It. At Least The First Part. I’m pretty sure this is going to more anti-climactic than if had I just wrote this back when I got fired. But I said I’d tell the story, and let’s face it, it needs to be told. If you go back to the last post of March. I Have A Blog! 8221;) you’ll see the offending post. I talked about it a little here. I have a blog! Or so I thought.
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin: Things that make me go hmmm
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin. The life and times of a girl named Swishy. Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Things that make me go hmmm. So I was looking around while I was waiting in line at Target today because, I mean, what else are you going to do while you wait in line at Target? The guy in front of me opens his wallet, and I notice the entire thing is lined with photos . OF HIMSELF. With numerous expressions and poses. With no one in them but him. And she gets off the shot! In a line at Target! OK, so ...
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Bacon | Kristabella: Full of Snark Since 1977
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Kristabella: Full of Snark Since 1977. Tales of a Chicago Singleton Who Keeps the Wineries in Business. Here is where you’ll find anything and everything you ever wanted to know about Bacon. So for all you new readers, and those of you here from Bacon: The Beginning, here is all you ever needed to know about Bacon. Bacon is a folder. He looks like this:. My cats like to play with him. Bacon does not like to play back. And then I spin the Bacon spinner and I get my answer. And a running feature is born!
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin: Houston, we have a problem
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin. The life and times of a girl named Swishy. Monday, March 22, 2010. Houston, we have a problem. So I'm at work, and as I often do at work, I get up to go to the bathroom. I walk out of the stall, look myself over in the mirror as I wash my hands and . ohhhhhh, no. No, no, no, no, no, HELL TO THE NO. I immediately walk back to my desk (this is my first mistake) and then (second mistake) ask the guy next to me if he notices anything different about my hair. I can't tell...
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin: It's all relative
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin. The life and times of a girl named Swishy. Thursday, February 18, 2010. So I've been working a lot lately. I actually had a Valentine's post half-written, but then . yup, had to work, never finished it. Is there anything LESS interesting than someone telling you how much they've been working lately? Let me answer that for you: Hell freaking no, there is nothing in the world remotely less interesting. Put A plus B together . what does that equal? Talking about the weathe...
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin: What I've been up to
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin. The life and times of a girl named Swishy. Thursday, April 22, 2010. What I've been up to. I cannot believe I've had a post about urinals at the top of my blog for so long. I mean . URINALS. Things I've been doing lately that have nothing to do with urinals:. I got promoted. This is a good thing- I mean, I've only been here 18 months- but it's a stressful thing, too. I've been hanging out with him. I met up with Miss Manic. I've been listening to this song. I've tried t...
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin: Leaving on a jet plane
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin. The life and times of a girl named Swishy. Monday, January 18, 2010. Leaving on a jet plane. I am pretty sure one of the flight attendants is a little drunk. It starts off harmlessly enough: A woman comes on with a McDonald’s bag: "Oh, you brought me a cheeseburger! She says. A guy throws away his Diet Dr Pepper bottle: "Oh, I can’t believe you didn’t save me any! This is totally Up in the Air! I had a really great girls weekend and not one single actual travel issue, j...
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin: I need a favor
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin. The life and times of a girl named Swishy. Thursday, September 13, 2012. I need a favor. You guys, it's been so long since I've done this that the whole TEMPLATE has changed! I AM THE WORST! But you (any of you? In the meantime . Seriously. Desperate times! I need to find an email address for someone who works for Southwest. Yes, there is a story (of course there is . isn't there always? It is ONLY for the purest purposes, I promise :). Posted by Swishy @ 2:06 PM. View ...
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin: It's the little things
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin. The life and times of a girl named Swishy. Wednesday, January 06, 2010. It's the little things. I came across the greatest article the other day (and not just because it's from a London paper and therefore uses the cutest British lingo ever). It's a list of the top 50 greatest little pleasures. So, in honor of the list, a few of my favorite little pleasures:. People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, Most Beautiful People or Most Eligible Bachelors issue. Love, love, LOVE.
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin: Scenes from a coffee shop
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Waiting for My Real Life to Begin. The life and times of a girl named Swishy. Wednesday, September 12, 2007. Scenes from a coffee shop. Let me tell you, this place is bouncing tonight. Not like the other night, when I came here and someone actually had the AUDACITY to SHUSH me when the text-message sound on my cell phone went off. (It's like, ONE BEEP. And I was GONNA silence it, but I hadn't even SAT DOWN yet! Sheesh. Or, as I used to say when I was little, sheesh capeesh.). After a minute or two, one o...
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