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King of Killers: September 2005
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Monday, September 26, 2005. I spent the past three weeks preparing for, moving into, and then adjusting to university life. Having done so, I look forward to posting more funny crap here. Posted by KIMaster at 12:56 AM. Thursday, September 08, 2005. Kanye West's Coked-Out, Incoherent Diatribe Against Bush. Kanye West has the coherence, moral authority, and intelligence of a Down's Syndrome patient abusing narcotics. They might as well have picked a drunk off the streets. Have a look;.
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King of Killers: July 2005
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005. Student Throws Up on Teacher. It's hard to believe I never did this myself, especially considering some of my high school teachers;. OLATHE, Kan. - A high school student convicted of battery for vomiting on his Spanish teacher has been ordered to spend the next four months cleaning up after people who throw up in police cars. Young said the student, who was failing his class, made no effort to avoid throwing up on him. I was just sort of stunned," he said. Monday, July 25, 2005.
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King of Killers: March 2005
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Monday, March 28, 2005. Boss Encourages Lesbian Sex with Gorilla. Women sue over gorilla's breast 'fetish'By MAY WONG Associated Press writer Posted. February 21 2005 WOODSIDE, Calif. -. Two fired caretakers for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla, have sued their former bosses, claiming they were pressured to expose their breasts as a way of bonding with the 300-pound simian. We unequivocally deny these allegations and are confident that this case lacks merit," Roberts said.Alperin...
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King of Killers: May 2005
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005. One Other Bum I would Donate Money To. Posted by KIMaster at 6:58 AM. Saturday, May 28, 2005. The Purpose of Blogs. My goal in updating this blog is to provide cheap entertainment for the slim readership the site has. Why don't I create a blog bemoaning the fact that my parents didn't buy me a pony? Or an Internet-speak account of the time I took a shit and called my girlfriend? The type of blog that millions. Have polluted the fucking Internet with? Lol wat u 1337en LMAO! I will l...
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King of Killers: February 2005
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Sunday, February 27, 2005. There is no escape. No matter what you do, they will find and confront you. Their numbers grow daily. And on that fateful day, I made a brave assault on their best-fortified stronghold. The cinema. Did I make it out alive and normal, or was I tortured and eventually converted into one of them? Would the idiots be too much for me? My attendance there was mandatory. Was this because I was determined to go out and have fun? Was it because I really wanted to see the movie? Feeling ...
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King of Killers: August 2005
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Sunday, August 28, 2005. Possessing Porn a Serious Crime in Singapore. Nothing gets by these studs, not even "Playboy" or adult films;. Posted by KIMaster at 4:43 AM. Saturday, August 27, 2005. It Could Have Been Worse. Http:/ mmaufcpride.blogspot.com/. Posted by KIMaster at 6:33 AM. Friday, August 26, 2005. Awesome Chinese Translation for Star Wars. Http:/ www.winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html#ha. Posted by KIMaster at 12:11 PM. Thursday, August 25, 2005. With the exception of th...
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King of Killers: April 2005
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Friday, April 29, 2005. Man Offers Steak for Sex. WOONSOCKET, R.I. - He didn't have any money. But police say that didn't stop Wayne Glaude, 22, from soliciting sex from an undercover officer Thursday night. Instead, police said, he offered steak. Glaude, who works at a meat company,. Tried to strike a deal with the undercover officer, according to Detective Capt. Luke Gallant. He didn't have any money, and had a couple of nice T-bones sitting at home,". I can honestly say it's the first time," he said.
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King of Killers: June 2005
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Sunday, June 26, 2005. Delusional and Inadequate, Part 1. Ever met an individual whose self-image was a woeful reflection of objective reality? As she hears another joke on "Will and Grace", she starts snorting, chortling, and choking up with laughter, her face turning beet red, and her already enormous girth heaving still further forward. Our heroine spends hours on beauty products, her hair, and fashionable, expensive clothes and accessories charged to Daddy’s credit card. She can’t figure it out.
