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Sweet Sassyfats: An Open Letter to Arnold Chiari Malformation
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Not just another pretty face. Tuesday, April 8, 2014. An Open Letter to Arnold Chiari Malformation. Didn’t think I’d see you back again so soon. It doesn’t seem very much time has passed since you last turned my world upside down. In fact, I didn’t think you’d dare show your face around here for another ten years or more. It’s not the first time I’ve been wrong. When we last met, you had robbed my husband. Arnold, I gotta hand it to you. You are never one to back down from a challenge. Just when ...I hav...
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Sweet Sassyfats: October 2013
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Not just another pretty face. Friday, October 11, 2013. You Fat as Fuh! Today has been a day that will live in infamy. For me, anyway. Might have just been a normal Thursday for you. But if you're reading this you'll get to hear (read) all about my crappy day. Yay for. And apologies in advance. Like this. Only with less smiling and more yelling. Seriously, why don't kids just do what they're told? Wait Where was I? Oh yeah, read on. I'm sexy and I know it! My initital reaction was, "Wait, what? Whatever,...
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Sweet Sassyfats: November 2013
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Not just another pretty face. Thursday, November 28, 2013. Need More. Elastic. Pants. Thanksgiving is upon is. At this festive time of year we celebrate all of our blessings by indulging in a national day of gluttony. And why shouldn't we? Have you seen the sales that Safeway's been running on Thanksgiving food this week? It would be a waste NOT to take advantage of the savings! Now that that's out of the way, can I vent now? Once upon a time, not very long ago, I was a gym-dwelling. Pain was my friend.
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Sweet Sassyfats: February 2015
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Not just another pretty face. Friday, February 13, 2015. Valentine's Day: The 25th Year. Picture It: Valentine's Day, 1990. At the beginning of the school day, a very sweet boy gave me three roses as a token of friendship. We were in 11. Grade that year, and we had been friends since 3. He gave roses to other girls in our little circle of friends that day, so my. Roses weren’t fraught with any romantic notions, no awkward “Will you be my Valentine” stuff. REO Speedwagon Would Understand. But there was st...
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Sweet Sassyfats: Cast of Characters
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Not just another pretty face. Several people in my life have recurring roles in my blog posts. For some strange reason, I was compelled to create a page with everyone listed here so you know a little more about why they keep showing up in my posts. I have no better intro than this. Moving right along. Born in 1973, you do the math. Super Mommy, Trophy Wife, Technical Editor, Occasional Blogger. Only one of these jobs actually pays money. Born in 1972, ergo perpetually older than me. First of Two Children.
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Sweet Sassyfats: January 2014
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Not just another pretty face. Saturday, January 11, 2014. The Polar Vortex According to Sassyfats. If you live anywhere near North America, you are aware that people are freezing their assess off damn near everywhere this week. We’re not just having chilly winter temperatures, though. Oh no. This time around TV meteorologists have given us a new (to us) name for Mother Nature’s temper tantrum: the Polar Vortex. Let me rephrase that: Polar! Agent K got it right. Is escaping the North Pole (! We all have t...
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Sweet Sassyfats: August 2013
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Not just another pretty face. Sunday, August 11, 2013. Eviction Notice: Stabby McStoneful. Bright and early tomorrow morning, I will be liberated from the wretched gallbladder that has held me hostage under its reign of terror - and indigestion - for the last month or so: Stabby McStoneful. Ive named her (yes, her) Stabby McStoneful for two reasons:. Links to this post. Saturday, August 10, 2013. Disjointed Thoughts. Brought to You by Percocet. I cannot be trusted with anything from Papa Johns. She swipe...
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Sweet Sassyfats: April 2014
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Not just another pretty face. Tuesday, April 8, 2014. An Open Letter to Arnold Chiari Malformation. Didn’t think I’d see you back again so soon. It doesn’t seem very much time has passed since you last turned my world upside down. In fact, I didn’t think you’d dare show your face around here for another ten years or more. It’s not the first time I’ve been wrong. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Read Meg's new piece for Refinery29! Attack of the Redneck Mommy. Why Should I Cleanse?
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Sweet Sassyfats: That Time Joe Biden Said the Right Thing
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Not just another pretty face. Wednesday, October 21, 2015. That Time Joe Biden Said the Right Thing. I don’t usually get into politics here because I don’t want the two or three people who actually read this blog to get all yelly in the comments section. I’m not a political wonk and don’t really enjoy the debate. But every once in a while something catches my attention to the point I can’t ignore it. Today I’m bending my own rules because of Joe Biden’s announcement. Died from brain cancer. Beau was ...
