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Ben Goot's Car: ...And It Turned Into A Hotel Room Blitz!!!

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She's A True Beauty. Tuesday, April 8, 2008. And It Turned Into A Hotel Room Blitz! No low-end prostitutes were killed. No low-end prostitutes were shown being killed during the filming of this video. I also do other things; namely this video. This other video here. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Fun, Moving Picture Frames. Tyler Raises Up a SugarBaby. Putting on the Fancy. There Will Be October. I Need A Catchphrase: The Way It Made Me Sad. I Need A Catchphrase. Champions of the World. That Countin...

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Ben Goot's Car: HOLD THE HELL ON, JOHHNY NEWS-SCOOP!!!

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She's A True Beauty. Monday, October 22, 2007. HOLD THE HELL ON, JOHHNY NEWS-SCOOP! Soyou’re choosing to use the phrase “drug-resistant” and “infecting” in the same sentence to headline your report; the phrases you use to begin your article with are “flesh-eating bacteria” and “fatal pneumonia” you’ve found a no-nonsense Indian ( dot. Guy to stare intensely into a camera when he wasn't too busy checking on important brain X-rays taken at the nationally renowned UNIVERSITY OF FUCKING MEDICINE! Coffee yest...

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Ben Goot's Car: I Am Legend: A Very Important Town Hall Meeting

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She's A True Beauty. Monday, January 14, 2008. A Very Important Town Hall Meeting. Once again, rich-kids, I don't get to see movies when you do. I get to see movies when the second-run projection houses decide I get to see them. I did it with. And I did it here. So eat it. I'm dated. I still make references to. Why didn't {I} see this film first-run? It was an epic masterpiece! Well, I guess you and I have different ideas about just flinging around the phrase "masterpiece". The mutants, sir. The muta...

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Ben Goot's Car: Don't Be A Jon & Kate + H8er

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She's A True Beauty. Thursday, June 18, 2009. Don't Be A Jon and Kate H8er. Who is a what where why is this couple with the different numbers and the /- signs and the scandals and the front hair mullet meme on US Weekly again and again? Jon and Kate 8? Jon 2 and Kate 6? Jon - 3 and Kate 4 and A Train Leaves Cleveland @ 4:30pm? Shit's like that Good Will Hunting. Problem that Matt Damon had to solve. How do you like them apples? They are confusing.". Celebrity tabloid publisher DOOOODS. I get it though.

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Ben Goot's Car: Something Something...Something Something Something

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She's A True Beauty. Wednesday, September 2, 2009. Something Something.Something Something Something. A weird ball of self awareness has been welling up inside of me for about the past 3-months.  . Who wouldn't want to tell everybody that they realize stuff on a blog that has been more or less neglected for an entire calender year? That last paragraph was thrilling to my one subscriber who is also my girlfriend. There  drop the words.  go. And then it hit me.nothing.  . Nothing hit me.  . 160; Terrifying...

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Ben Goot's Car: 5 Things That Will Make You Wish Your Ears Were On My Head

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She's A True Beauty. Thursday, July 30, 2009. 5 Things That Will Make You Wish Your Ears Were On My Head. SO, here's something that I used to do every single month for you guys.  I did it for 3 simple reasons. A) My idea cogs were stuck and there are only so many CNN headlines that allow you to lazily comment with sad sex rejoinders guessing at the story's content eg: " Entourage. Star: 'I'm no longer a sucker' " . 160;teach her anything about how to get ahead in Hollywood? 160;could give me a rise.

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Ben Goot's Car: Could I Get A Misogyny Vodka with a Lemon Twist?

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She's A True Beauty. Thursday, August 20, 2009. Could I Get A Misogyny Vodka with a Lemon Twist? So I was all intrigued by this:. So I Google image searched this:. Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno. And I eventually ended up at this:. And now all I want to do is testify under Malaysian court oath that she should NOT be caned siting the case Hilarious v. LMFAO. The gravitas placed into Hilarious v. LMFAO. In the bad way than OMFG. In the teenager way. Fuck it.Malaysian police couldn't catch dat dude! I Am Legend...

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Ben Goot's Car: Pets Are People Too

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She's A True Beauty. Tuesday, November 13, 2007. Pets Are People Too. My friend Ms. Mary. Sent me this link. And if there were ever any undeniable proof that the Mid-West has finally got its Internet to work…here ya go. Is that fair to stupid animals? Is that fair to the people that would wish another, more stereotypical and blog-able ending for their animals? Why don’t you just keep reading and I’ll take the steering wheel from here, sweet baby:. The Steinberg Family Hamster: Cinnamon. That one lonely g...

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Ben Goot's Car: I Need A Catchphrase

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She's A True Beauty. Tuesday, March 4, 2008. I Need A Catchphrase. Do you ever fall asleep at night wondering what my tender voice sounds like outside of your own pretty little head. Do you ever wonder what my hair does when I'm just shooting the breeze after work, into a really low grade web-cam that distorts audio/video cohesiveness? Do you ever wonder what it is that I do with all this fabulous time that I collect from ignoring close friends and family for weeks on end? Me as in you. Pets Are People T...

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Ben Goot's Car: Things People Should Say At Comedy Clubs to Receive Awkward Silence: #486

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She's A True Beauty. Saturday, August 8, 2009. Things People Should Say At Comedy Clubs to Receive Awkward Silence: #486. Caught my first EVER episode of CSI: Who Cares. This morning and my first impression is that there are going to be A LOT of disappointed pre-meds inside the next 8-17 years. Visit my web site : paphos car rental no excess. March 29, 2013 at 6:30 AM. Commonly, online pharmacies also sell farmacia on line in small quantities. April 1, 2013 at 5:16 PM. April 7, 2013 at 8:36 AM. From rece...