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Bitchwood: March 2008
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Saturday, 29 March 2008. Episode 2.12 - Fragments. Tx: 28th March 2008. Isn't it ace when Torchwood are in The Past and Barrowman gets to do character acting? Jack sends Ianto and Owen round the other side of the building, and Tosh sticks with him. Tosh reads her magic computery device, and says there are lifeforms at both ends of the building. Owen thinks the creatures may be sleeping. It is very much worth pointing that out, if only to make yourself feel better. - Steve. It works marginally better as a...
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I'd Bitch Anything: May 2008
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Saturday, 31 May 2008. The final countdown - it's a Nancy liveblog! Carrie and Georgi have stocked up on spirits and are here to liveblog the I'd Do Anything final for you. Remember, kids, keep the Bailey's AWAY from the laptop. Thousands auditioned, and one by one they fell. Three remain - Pirate Jessie, lovely Jodie and beautiful Samantha. A new West End star will be born. Fucking hell, that's Liza Minnelli in the pre-titles montage. Who will we choose as our Nancy? First up, Blackpool's Jodie Prenger!
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: Just desserts
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Sunday, 14 December 2014. It’s Helen again! I forgot I was going gallivanting next weekend so Rad kindly swapped for me so you have me two weeks running. You lucky, lucky people. Last week. I talked you through Paper Skeleton-Gate. I feel it’s now reached Gate-status. This week is about luxury deserts. I think it’s going to be about how luxury is probably subjective. Of course we are. Stay classy, Karren. Sanjay suggests tarting ...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: November 2010
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Saturday, 27 November 2010. Week 8: 24th November 2010. So, Sralan summoned 16 more of the country's best business minds (in other words, he summoned Liz and Stella and then a bunch of people who were sufficiently mad, self-involved or incompetent to make excellent television) to London, ensuring along the way that none of them were Steady Eddies or Cautious Carols. We're all up to speed on this bit now, aren't we? The cars pull ...
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I'd Bitch Anything: Ashes to Ashley
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Monday, 12 May 2008. Results show: Sunday, 11th May 2008. Graham Norton enters to the familiar strains of 'Consider Yourself'. Suitwatch: yellow with red shirt, by far not the most hideous of the series. The nation has voted and the results are in! Who will make it to the quarter-final? Quick recapitulation of 'It's a Fine Life', with lots of Cockney accents, arm-waving and skirt-flouncing [and Rachel doing a weird impression of a Weeble while on the staircase - Louise]. Rachel says she's confused becaus...
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I'd Bitch Anything: Ooh, look - it's another Nancy liveblog!
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Saturday, 3 May 2008. Ooh, look - it's another Nancy liveblog! Carrie and Georgi are here to take you through another hour of bitching, whining and screeching - and that's just from the judges. Welcome to your Saturday night Liveblog! Keisha and Niamh were in the bottom two and the Lord threw a wobbly. Hee! This week he's "taking matters into his own hands". No one is safe! Yet another song that Nancy doesn't actually sing. There's some terrible camerawork. We still HAAATE Jessie. Key change! Let's welco...
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I'd Bitch Anything: As long as he Niamhs me
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Sunday, 18 May 2008. As long as he Niamhs me. Norton (jade-turquoise, brown)! Premise of the competition! I am getting marginally bored of the formulaic nature of this show. [ Maybe we need to make the recaps more interesting by picking a random format for the rest of the competition? I'm going to recap next week in Ye Olde Englishe. Perhaps. - Steve. Oh, for fuck's sake, Norton is talking about YOUNG NANCIES and OLD NANCIES again. Fuck off! Barrowman looks weird. *cough*Botox-a-go-go*cough*. Rachel was ...
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I'd Bitch Anything: You're gonna be remembered for the things that you say and do...
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Saturday, 10 May 2008. You're gonna be remembered for the things that you say and do. The panel loved Rachel and Sarah, but the public didn't, and Sarah was booted. The Nancys say various things about how tough they are. Niamh isn't entirely convincing. Who will we choose as our Nancy? Graham Norton entrance macro. He's in a blue suit and dingy green shirt. Tonight the gloves are off, because next week is the quarter-final! ALW lists a load of characteristics he thinks Nancy should have, including being ...
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I'd Bitch Anything: Just a little bit of starrrrrrrrrrrr quality
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Sunday, 25 May 2008. Just a little bit of starrrrrrrrrrrr quality. Ninth live show: 24th May 2008. Since there is still no clear frontrunner (the show's words, not mine), Andrew invited the panel over for crisis talks to discuss the remaining girls [similar to the judges' secret dinners on Dancing on Ice. Denise is ecstatic and tells Rachel she was fantastic, and that they all gave her a standing ovation, because it was everything they wanted from their leading lady. Barry says that Rachel was the be...
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