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THE APPRENT-BITCH: Just desserts
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Sunday, 14 December 2014. It’s Helen again! I forgot I was going gallivanting next weekend so Rad kindly swapped for me so you have me two weeks running. You lucky, lucky people. Last week. I talked you through Paper Skeleton-Gate. I feel it’s now reached Gate-status. This week is about luxury deserts. I think it’s going to be about how luxury is probably subjective. Of course we are. Stay classy, Karren. Sanjay suggests tarting ...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: November 2010
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Saturday, 27 November 2010. Week 8: 24th November 2010. So, Sralan summoned 16 more of the country's best business minds (in other words, he summoned Liz and Stella and then a bunch of people who were sufficiently mad, self-involved or incompetent to make excellent television) to London, ensuring along the way that none of them were Steady Eddies or Cautious Carols. We're all up to speed on this bit now, aren't we? The cars pull ...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: July 2011
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Wednesday, 20 July 2011. Transmitted July 17 2011. Previously on The Apprentice – the resurrection of The Restaurant! Except sans Raymond, Maman and ze challonge. Boo! As an aside, I just noticed that Sralan says in the credits ‘if you think there’s anyone better than you… you might as well go home’. Just thought I’d throw that in there to start Steve SEETHING early…. Apprentice finals are a weird beast, aren’t they? Normally the...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: March 2012
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Saturday, 31 March 2012. Splish Splash - Early Bath. Week 2 – 28. Hello, and welcome to what is my first ever week as an Apprent-Bitcher, and to the second week of the idiot wrangling competition that is The Apprentice. Oh, let’s watch them squirm, shall we? And a pat on the head from Lord Alan Sir Sugar. Who am I kidding? And her pleas did nothing apart from getting her fired. Bye then! Night version. Ooh, is that The Shard?
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: May 2013
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Sunday, 26 May 2013. My milkshake brings all the boys to farmyard. Steve talked you through literally thinking Outside the Box as the good ship Endeavour trounced Evolve with an adult high chair. Ludalan loved it and Sophie fell on top of the TidySidey and wheeled herself off into the taxi of doom. That would seem like an obvious opportunity missed - Rad]. Bokay then - Rad]. Neil gives him a look of WTF and nothing more is said.
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Strictly Come Bitching: November 2011
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Tears, tantrums, sequins and stilettos. And that's just your editorial team. Monday, 28 November 2011. This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt. When she first started training, Anita fell over every time she turned around, apparently. This is why she never attempted the maze at Hampton Court Palace - she'd have been there for hours. Rent-A-Pro is looking to partner either Jason or Harry in the final. HARRY PLZ, THX. Sayonara' is another word that Craig says with a very odd inflection. Holly can't handl...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: October 2014
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Friday, 31 October 2014. Vlogging a dead horse. Series 10 episode 4. The teams made home fragrances and got confused between deference to the Holy Margins and commitment to yer typical Apprentice fire sale, no stock must be left behind, ever, montage! This week I have finally realised who Felipe reminds me of – a weird hybrid of David Bishop and Philip Martin. LudSralan says in the past people used to go to music halls to be ente...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: April 2012
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Saturday, 28 April 2012. Week Six: 25th April 2012. Tried in vain to stuff his shaggy, shaggy hair into his ears to drown them out, and when that failed, he resorted to openly laughing at them. Attaboy. Meanwhile, Phoenix came up with possibly the worst idea for an exercise class since this. I don't have an Xbox; if you know better on this matter, by all means correct me in the comments). Adam and Ricky Martin are running, wh...
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THE APPRENT-BITCH: May 2011
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From the miserable gits behind The Bitch Factor and Strictly Come Bitching. Saturday, 28 May 2011. Transmitted 25 May 2011. Previously on The Apprentice: we got the buying task out of the way, everyone was rubbish, and Gavin didn’t make any constructive decisions, so off he went. You will have to bear with us folks, your tellybitching team are plagued with illnesses and deadlines, so please forgive me if, fuelled purely by Day Nurse and cups of tea, this starts to become a bit of a spaced-out recap.
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