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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: October 2006

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006. The first two years following my sister’s marriage were very traumatic for me. Memories of those times stir up feelings of anger and resentment. I'm sure if I’d see a therapist today, all my current troubles would probably be traced back to those times. She’d be talking on the phone to him in kollel, giggling into the receiver like an idiot, while devouring mountains of food. She had no conscious and no problem with keeping the zipper open. Sister would bring bags of laundry th...

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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: Chullent

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006. I was having typical Post Shopping Trauma. I had spent a full day in Boro Park exhausting my credit card and I started to question the good the shabbos robe did for me figure. Maybe it does give away the truth? I got a little aware of my surroundings when a yungerman besides me placed his order. I was after him in line, and I was gonna feed some soup to my rumbling midsection. Any other edibles will only increase my suspicion about the shabbos robe. But deep down, I knew tha...

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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: Vakatsia

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Saturday, November 18, 2006. See, yours truly and her mister will take off for a two day escape – alone! Between a neighbor, my parents, and my nagging worries, I think the kids will be fine. With all the preparation I’m doing, I can’t resist indulging in a pre-vacation vacation; a nice trip down memory lane. 8221; he delights. Yeah, keep wishing. What to do next? When we’re done sweating, we go over to what I call the aqua museum. It’s a glass enclosed section, the inside a hole filled w...At night, my ...

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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: The Shtible

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Here's the link to my new room, Shpitzle Shtible. Where I'll be writing and discussing "sefarim" of all genres, each post consisting of a book review on any random title. Feel free to hang your comments anywhere over its walls! And please, shush during leinen ;). It's All Good Now. Oy vey iz meer. D'Rebbe kert zeech ibber in keyver. Nisht genig az dee blog'st, nur yetzt lerenstee oych? Voos vert fin deer? Vee glitchtee zeech aroop azoy shnell? Ps I almost don't miss to comment ...

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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: Authorities Incorporated

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Saturday, January 20, 2007. 8220;Why aren’t they opening? 8221; I whispered to my husband impatiently. “Huh? What's taking so long? I confess I didn’t come there with the cleanest of souls. My chassid had planned to go with a kvitle. Anyhow, and he thought I could use a blessing from a good yid. With sagging shoulders will distract the rabbi from my sinning insides. On our way in. In a front-to-back motion and loudly benched us with wonderful things. Umeyn Umeyn. Umeyn. Umeyn.". 8220;Yu, Yu, of course!

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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: O' Baby

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Sunday, April 22, 2007. Every so often Yoelish wakes up in the morning especially enthused, the birth of a brilliant idea rousing him from slumber. "You know what just occur to me that we do? He'd say to this snoozeaholic' "Listen to this great plan for a minute. It's about you, us! Then he'd explain. I can't repeat verbatim, but in general he says something like this:. I think. how about. this plan: we get YOU very, very fat! What do you think? I think it's time! C'mon, you want it too". My husband is s...

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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: Marriage-In-Law

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007. Before I got married I went for some preparation classes. At my first class I learned about the fundamental structure of a Jewish Home in those words:. 8220;Consider it a glass wall. Every so often there will be a glass wall in your home, one that no one will see but it will separate you from your spouse. It will make sure that you do not come too close to each other”. Bliiiiiink, blink. Wow! It arrives into my life with or without notice, on its own whim. “Hey, hunne...It foll...

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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: God’s Guards

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Saturday, November 11, 2006. I have this black suit; it’s my suit-mate, I think. My body and the suit have gotten along even through the worst of times. Even when the doctor told me I was gaining too much in pregnancy. Even when my mother told me I was gaining too much over honeymoon dinners. Even when I ‘brisk walked’ all around town till my waist showed again. The suit (almost) always fit. I enjoy parties, for many reasons. One of which is food. Another which is the absolute confidence that I&#...8220;...

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Shpitzle Shtrimpkind: Flirting

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Monday, October 23, 2006. Give me a minute while I muster the courage. I admit it. I’M A TERRIBLE FLIRT. I’m taking a deep breath. Saying this wasn’t easy. As a chassidish girl, flirting is useless and embarrassing. Well, some of you might not think what I do is flirting, or ever realize that I am a flirting, but deep down I’m a terrible flirt. But as I wait for the ‘WALK’ signal all I can see in my mind is the guy. His shape, his glasses, his glasses, his levish. When I get home the yungerman’s. In my b...