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Hitech Humor: Computer RAM

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Search For More Funnies. Enter your search terms. Search For More Funnies. Enter your search terms. View my complete profile.

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Hitech Humor: The Ten Commandments of DOS

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. The Ten Commandments of DOS. I am thy DOS, thou shall have no OS before me, unless Bill Gates gets a cut of the profits therefrom. Thy DOS is a character based, single user, single tasking, standalone operating system. Thou shall not attempt to make DOS network, multitask, or display a graphical user interface, for that would be a gross hack . Thy hard disk shall never have more than 1024 sectors. You don't need that much space anyway. Know in thy heart that DOS shall always main...

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Hitech Humor: Super Computer

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it". At which a Clever Guest stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke into the Computer's microphone. Where is my father? On it were printed the words: Fishing off Goa. Hi, I am ...

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Hitech Humor: Desi Bryan Adams kaisa gayega Summer Of 69??

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Desi Bryan Adams kaisa gayega Summer Of 69? I had my first real six rupees,. Stole it from my father's pants. Went to a madrasi hotel,. To eat the sambhar of 69. Me and some kadke dost,. Had it all and we caught bukhaar,. Jimy puked, joey got ulcers,. And Bagga ne maari dakar. Oh when I went back there now,. The food was as stale as ever,. And though it was 1999,. Still the sambhar was being served over there,. That was the worst food of my life. Therez no use in complaining,.

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Hitech Humor: April 2009

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Mera source code padh kar hasnaa nahin,. Ise chalata dekh tum fasna nahin,. Main testing karta hun boss ki kasam,. Bina piye Whiskey , Beer ya Rum,. Bill Gates milaa mujhe raste mein,. Beche Windows humne saste main,. Usne kaha "Tujhe CEO banaoo",. Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaoon. Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aanaa,. Bill Joy ko bol diya naa baba naa,. Chahe Boston me dede mujhe BMW car,. Ya H-1 pe dede mujhe dollar dus hazaar,. Par development ke liye main to kachha hoon,.

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Hitech Humor: Computer lingo meaning for a farmer!

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Computer lingo meaning for a farmer! LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don`t add wood. MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove. MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning. FLOPPY DISK : What you get from piling too much wood. RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the woodsplitter work. DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter. PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season. ENTER: Come on in. CHIP: What you munch during Vikings games.

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Hitech Humor: If Microsoft made cars

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. If Microsoft made cars. General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive because people don't buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did. What if Bill Gates built a car . So you climb into your new Microsoft Rocket. You turn the key. A Head-Up Display (HUD) on the windshield lights up with the following message:. After about 5-6 minutes since you first turned on the key, the engine in your Microsoft Rocket sputters to life. Clicking on...

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Hitech Humor: REMEMBER THE TIME

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. A computer was something on T.V. From a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean. And ram was the cousin of goat. An application was for employment. A program was a T.V. show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account. And if you had a 3-inch floppy. You hoped nobody found out. Compress was something you did to the garbage. Not something you did to a file. 10 commandments of...

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Hitech Humor: 10 commandments of email

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. 10 commandments of email. Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest. Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it. Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message. Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar. Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE ALL CAPS. Thou shalt not forward any chain letter (Am I guilty? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). If Microsoft made cars.

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Hitech Humor: Full Forms Part 1

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Full Forms Part 1. PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms. IBM - I Blame Microsoft. ISDN - It Still Does Nothing. MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers. RAM - Rarely Adequate Memory. ROM - Really Old Machine. APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity. SCSI - System Can't See It. PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics. LISP - Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parenthesis.