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Trivial Antics: July 2009
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Thursday, July 16, 2009. King Interviews The Grim Reaper. Don’t take me! I haven’t even lived! I’ll put up a fight! You invited me. Silly King. King: Cut me a break! You’re one scary looking son-of-a-gun. Let’s get right to it. Why Michael and why so close to a major holiday? Grim Reaper: You’re kidding, right? I don’t select my victims. It’s not up to me to decide! But, it had to be this way. Fire couldn’t kill him. Mob of angry parents? Not a chance. Another nose operation? When did I say I had a boss?
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Trivial Antics: May 2009
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Monday, May 18, 2009. IFAW Epic Fail: The Tiger Debate. Once upon a time in a land far, far away I foolishly thought I’d finally found that special dot.org which not only shared my love for the world’s helpless creatures but might also be backed by some common sense. After all, I’d never heard of IFAW (International Fund For Animal Welfare) provoking blind followers to throw paint or animal guts on people wearing fur…. Or to make love to vegetables…. 8221; to eating tigers. WTF is this about? Body (summe...
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Trivial Antics: June 2009
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Sunday, June 7, 2009. Eddie Murphy and Madonna, some new thoughts. I recall blogging about Eddie Murphy last year, after he was interviewed by Al Roker and said he plans a return to stand-up comedy. That tickled me. I was a fan in the 80’s so of course I’m rooting for the Murphster to bounce back. He’s not a washed-up has-been! I want to believe he’ll make a triumphant comeback via live stage and a tour. I’m just concerned the utter embarrassment of promoting. Made him sputter absurdities. Like IR...
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Trivial Antics: February 2009
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Thursday, February 26, 2009. Nadya Suleman sleeps with stuffed animals. I’m not feeling bitchy or anything, I’m just bored. I originally wrote this a few weeks ago, but I’ve updated it in a couple of places with *asterisks*. What happened to the good old-fashioned hot and steamy way of making a baby? In case you’re lost (crazy mom who pays for sperm) maybe you should go back to the Build-A-Bear workshop. See, she wouldn’t understand. This college grad/fridge artist appreciates his mother’s cooking. I can...
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Trivial Antics: April 2009
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Twisted News: Pet Airways has Snoopy seeing $ $ $. When I found this odd story on the wonderful world of web I had some trouble wrapping my mind around it. To me, the whole concept of pets flying on their very own airline. Seems a bit twisted. Or at least really bad timing. We’re in a recession and the human airline industry has suffered but, what the hell! Who wouldn’t want to play a game called. Who’s The Next Sucker? Lucky Obama family. When their tootsies get sore from al...
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Trivial Antics: March 2009
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Monday, March 2, 2009. Even so, they’d rather place a waiting child into the hands of a 100-yr-old couple who cane youngin’s at will. 8230;And this could happen to a child near you. Yes, maybe some. Deserve a good caning. 99% probably. One, but try telling that to a social worker. Seriously though, no kid should ever,. Have to change a bedpan…. To be more specific, it clearly states in Revelations that in the year 2012. Ask your kids what they’ve heard lately at school but sit down first. His party) will...
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Trivial Antics: April 2011
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Saturday, April 30, 2011. Trump Speaks To Republicans In New Hampshire. People of New Hampshire and the rest of the important states… like Iowa…. Nobody here from Iowa? I was told there would be. Hmm. Obviously someone needs to be fired. Well for those of you here, I want you all to listen very carefully. I’m only going to repeat this possibly one hundred times in the next few days on any outlet I can muscle my way into. Do I have your attention? Listen, you people -. Are we ready now? Because hopefully ...
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Trivial Antics: April 2008
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008. Twisted News: Miley Cyrus and Vanity Fair. Disclaimer: If you want 100% factual and unbiased news go elsewhere. This is for people who like sarcasm, satire and tomfoolery. If you know anything about me, you know my feelings about Hannah Montana. I‘m willing to throw my daughter to the lions for a chance at some high class vajay-jay. It sure is getting difficult to separate father from daughter lately. It seems that wherever Miley goes, her daddy is. Right there behind her.
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Trivial Antics: June 2008
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Monday, June 30, 2008. I stole an SUV and drove 1000 miles. Then I drove all over the Twin Cities for a week, then another 1000 miles to get home when I had just become comfortable with… well, when I had become. Navigating around so many crazy drivers. It’s something I have to relearn every time I visit. As Mom says, living out here has spoiled me. Warning: This post will waste approximately ten minutes of your time, and that’s without leaving a comment. Problem 1: The Bratmobile. After it had already be...
