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Housewife Savant: September 2009
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Tuesday, September 22, 2009. A-B-C, Easy as 1-2-3. Apparently Not for All of Us. I loved being Home Alone. It was surprising how much I enjoyed the same ol’ things with greater intensity. The sky was bluer. The grass was greener. Even the dog’s farts didn’t smell as bad. The living room carpet wasn’t quite so outdated and worn. I didn’t iron. Laundry remains untouched even now, but my house was clean all weekend. My bed was made.
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Housewife Savant: January 2010
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Saturday, January 2, 2010. I'm Not Gonna Write You A Love Song. Mr Savant and I spent a quiet New Year’s Eve at home with Netflix and TiVo, multiple Blu-rays and DVDs. It was a Very Video Christmas at the Savant household, and I’ll weigh 300# by March. Especially since I eat my feelings. Especially since I feel bad. I harshed the hillbillies in an earlier post. I harshed ‘em hard, and I feel bad. I offended .002 reader. I do despise t...
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Housewife Savant: I Judge, Therefore I Condemn
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Thursday, March 18, 2010. I Judge, Therefore I Condemn. I don’t know if you’ve figured it out, but. Your Minus One as of Wednesday. I don’t want to slink away. I don’t want to expose you either. You’ve exposed enough. You BLOG about it,. If I was your mama, your sister, your BFF, or I randomly bumped into you on the street I would say “Jeez girl, that is gross, and waHAY too much information! Which is a shame because. Pffffffffft....
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Housewife Savant: December 2009
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Monday, December 28, 2009. The Chinese say 2009 was. The Year of the Ox. The Chinese’re wrong. Sushi reveals the error of their ways. Sushi isn’t Chinese? I blame the Chinese for Oriental Trading Company, toys with lead, and. Flip flops that’ll cook the skin off your feet. And that Chinese finger trap isn’t so clever. That’d be me. The Year of the Savant,. I kicked 2009’s butt, where butt-kicking equals I rolled with the punches.
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Housewife Savant: February 2010
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Friday, February 26, 2010. Here, Take This Placebo. This isn't a post. It's not a contribution to Friday Fragments. Of Mrs.4444 or Half-Past Kissin' Time. This is a test. This is only a test. If there had been an actual post you would've read a gripping introduction, a full body, and a satisfying conclusion. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress. The loggerhead turtle is Pro-Tected. 8221; I asked.
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Housewife Savant: I've Got What It Takes, Meniere's Disease
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Wednesday, May 27, 2009. I've Got What It Takes, Meniere's Disease. I’ve had Meniere’s Disease since 1992. At the time I was attending grad school at the University of Wisconsin – Stevens Point, School of Communicative Disorders alongside future audiologists. I was lucky to receive extensive no-cost testing to arrive at a diagnosis and find out there’s nothing that can be done about the roaring ear(s), dizziness and nausea. I don̵...
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Housewife Savant: November 2009
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Saturday, November 28, 2009. I'm Just Not Myself When I'm Away. If I were to blog in serious language, without my comic brilliance, sarcasm and sexual innuendos, you’d know me for my boring. If I corrected bad sentence structure and punctuation I’d lose my savor. Without Vlad you’d miss Vlad. If I didn’t complain about stupid hillbillies you’d forget that I’m. The Smartest Woman in the Universe. Housewife Savant is not Real Life.
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Housewife Savant: March 2010
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Friday, March 19, 2010. You Prob'ly Think This Post is About You. Boogers are gross when the Daycare Kid wipes them on the sofa, possible funniness in post form. Spit grosses me out. Can you make funny from spit? Be my guest and fear not; I won’t quit reading your blog over spit. Sometimes. When I laugh or cough real hard. For the Over 40 pee is funny. I’ll drop you like a toilet paper breakthrough. Wanna see my surgery foot? Rock ...
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Housewife Savant: July 2009
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Friday, July 31, 2009. No Naked Pictures, Stop Asking! I need K-Y for this dry spell. I’ve got nothing to write about. I’d gladly use the men’s room again if it’d generate a blog post. I could write about. But I’ve done it all. But I’d do it. I’d tell you about our Edisto Island Vacation, but. I Stink at The Writing of The Serious. I’d whine about. Denying my appeal (oh yes, they did), but even THAT has bored me to tears. A ten thousa...
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Housewife Savant: October 2009
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Lives Changed by Savant. Its not you its me. View my complete profile. Thursday, October 22, 2009. KittyCat by Day, SUPERCat by.Well. Day. Mr is gone this week. I think he's becoming a Big Nut on the bureau tree. Regional offers are frequently mentioned, and his name has been spoken in Washington. It’s about time he’s getting some respect, cuz there’s none for him around here. I miss him when he’s gone. (The trash is full, my gas tank is empty.). And he’s got a body like Daniel Craig. A" as in "anal".
