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Watch CHO'self: June 2009
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Thursday, June 25, 2009. I recently had a conversation where I learned about the mandatory volunteer programs that Obama and Emanuel have proposed. Obama proposes that junior high kids do 50 hours of community service in a year and high school kids do 100 hours. This shouldn't be a big deal because most of us have already had to do community service through school - I volunteered at a library! I found the answers I was looking for. Here's a picture of my brother in law wit...
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Watch CHO'self: December 2009
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Monday, December 28, 2009. New York Trip and Stuff. Holy shitballs, New York was COLD! The highs averaged in the upper 20s with feels like temperatures averaging 15. My NorCal body was like, "What the fuck, you asshole! Where the fuck are we? It only snowed once and BOY, did it snow! Walking through the city during the blizzsrd was neato, waiting in line outside for Upright Citizens Brigade to let us in was NOT neato. MICHAEL, YOU'RE A FUCKING SHIT! 5 There are lots of kid...
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Watch CHO'self: January 2010
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Friday, January 29, 2010. A long while back I did one of those 25 things about me lists on Facebook. Here it is:. 1 I LOVE talking about poops and farts. 2 Competitive people make me feel uncomfortable. 3 When I was about 2 or 3 I broke a puppy's hind legs. 4 I LOVE dogs and can't wait to have one of my own (last time I capitalize 'love'). 5 I wanted to be a plastic surgeon when I grew up and memorized the human skeleton around the 3rd or 4th grade. 18 I'm sort of a hypo a...
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Watch CHO'self: Santa Rosa can suck my ass
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Monday, February 15, 2010. Santa Rosa can suck my ass. I'm at Sizzling Tandoor to show my mom Indian cuisine for lunch. I pick this place because the buffet was always tasty. We get there. No buffet, curries are twenty fucking dollars, they get our prawn vindaloo wrong and bring lamb vindaloo and never give us the raita. To top it off, we're there for two and a half hours because they were oh so very slow! Jackalope's Rants and Raves. Nancy S. Cho. The Life and Times.
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Watch CHO'self: "That won a Golden Globe?" *Avatar spoiler alert, sort of*
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Thursday, January 21, 2010. That won a Golden Globe? Avatar spoiler alert, sort of*. Those were the first words out of my mouth after seeing Avatar. Special effects and 3D magic aside, this movie was EXACTLY like Last Samurai only with big blue people in the place of the Japanese. Is this a White guilt thing? Every so often a movie with a colonial-imperial plot grabs the heartstrings of America and wins awards. Did Last Samurai win any awards? Jackalope's Rants and Raves.
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Watch CHO'self: March 2010
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Thursday, March 4, 2010. Star Trek Generations Can Lick a Nut. First X-Files movie, good. Firefly's Serenity, good. Generations, BAD! Barf Thing the second: Oh my god, never have I hated Data more than in this shit-box of a movie! Ranty run-on) Brent Spiner, you're only good at playing a robot and you suck at acting. That's it. Done procrastinating. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Jackalope's Rants and Raves. Nancy S. Cho. The Life and Times. View my complete profile.
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Watch CHO'self: November 2009
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Tuesday, November 17, 2009. Update. Also, God hates the Cho family. I went to the ER last night because the advice nurse told me to go within the hour - apparently shortness of breath with chills and sweats is the reason to make the trip and NOT the EIGHT hours of diarrhea. They gave me anti-nausea pills (which i heard works miracles for hangovers, so i'll be saving these, thank you very much! Jack: "How 'bout this. I'll put it outside on the balcony." Jack comes i...I've ...
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Watch CHO'self: February 2010
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Monday, February 15, 2010. Santa Rosa can suck my ass. I'm at Sizzling Tandoor to show my mom Indian cuisine for lunch. I pick this place because the buffet was always tasty. We get there. No buffet, curries are twenty fucking dollars, they get our prawn vindaloo wrong and bring lamb vindaloo and never give us the raita. To top it off, we're there for two and a half hours because they were oh so very slow! Friday, February 5, 2010. Worst Semester. Ever. We write our 60-100...
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Watch CHO'self: August 2009
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She got ass for a Chinese lady! Thursday, August 13, 2009. Few things to comment on:. 1 Saw elephant seals at Ano Nuevo. Elephant seals are one of the ugliest animals I've ever seen. They look like gargantuan, uncircumcised wieners. 2 Saw some dead birds at the otherwise very nice beach across the way from Cypress Village. Hmmmm. 4 My shark kite is a useless piece of shit that refused to go higher than 15 feet. Asshole. 6 I couldn't poo all weekend, once again proving that my bowels are shy of travel.
