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I'm So Goddamn Clever: March 2010
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Saturday, March 13, 2010. GUEST BLOGGER: Kurt Russell Wrecked My Shit Part 2. So there I was, in this roadside tavern that was like every seedy cantina in every movie ever made to the power of Danny Trejo, but absent that most necessary aspect: the hot ladies. I shrugged and tramped over to the handsome fellow tending bar and waved a grasper in a manner I hoped would be interpreted as both friendly and heterosexual. Goddamn, Charlo, I do believe it's Tuesday, and I am parched! Everybody was in this place!
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I'm So Goddamn Clever: Radio Sandwich
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Saturday, February 6, 2010. I've got this sandwich, which is just like an ordinary sandwich, but also a radio. And whatever station I tune into is what it tastes like. The rock station tastes like a hamburger, and the country station tastes like Velveeta. The hip-hop station tastes like fried chicken. It's not racist, it's just an observation. The Top 40 station tastes like Smarties, and the talk station tastes like crackers. I've got a radio sandwich. Every station is delicious. I Am Kevin Wolf.
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I'm So Goddamn Clever: No, You're Not a Pervert
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Saturday, March 13, 2010. No, You're Not a Pervert. Attention, ladies and gentlemen of the world: you are not a pervert if you merely think about sex all the time, or if you stare at asses, or if you fantasize about sucking dick. Thinking about sex all the time is normal. It's what perpetuates our species. When I'm chatting with a lady and mention offhandedly that I'm a pervert, and she goes, "Omigod, me too! Odds are the poor soul doesn't really know what she's talking about. I may or may not have exper...
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I'm So Goddamn Clever: GUEST BLOGGER: Kurt Russell Wrecked My Shit Part 2
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Saturday, March 13, 2010. GUEST BLOGGER: Kurt Russell Wrecked My Shit Part 2. So there I was, in this roadside tavern that was like every seedy cantina in every movie ever made to the power of Danny Trejo, but absent that most necessary aspect: the hot ladies. I shrugged and tramped over to the handsome fellow tending bar and waved a grasper in a manner I hoped would be interpreted as both friendly and heterosexual. Goddamn, Charlo, I do believe it's Tuesday, and I am parched! Everybody was in this place!
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I'm So Goddamn Clever: A New Blog Actually Not by Me!
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Saturday, February 20, 2010. A New Blog Actually Not by Me! This is just a quick note to point all of you to Feminine Duplicity and Trenchant Wit. A new blog of a friend. There are only two posts so far, but I expect them to mount up pretty quickly, so get in on this thing on the ground floor before everybody's reading it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am Kevin Wolf. The Goddamn Clever Blogging Network. K)evin J(ill) = KILL. By me and Jillzey. Feminine Duplicity and Trenchant Wit.
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I'm So Goddamn Clever: September 2009
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Friday, September 4, 2009. Look what you made me do! Now clean this up.". You killed yourself; nobody did it for you. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I Am Kevin Wolf. I have had many adventures, I have slayed many men, and I wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. If Ennio Morricone had a miracle baby with the ghost of Basil Poledouris, that baby would be the soundtrack to my life. The Goddamn Clever Blogging Network. K)evin J(ill) = KILL. By me and Jillzey. There was an error in this gadget.
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I'm So Goddamn Clever: August 2009
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Thursday, August 20, 2009. What Do You Do? Well, if you want to know where I work. It's at [WORK LOCATION], but what I do. Is something else entirely. It depends on the day, really. If you want to know what I did. Yesterday, I drank cola and clicked around Wikipedia. What I've been doing. So far today is meeting tragically uninteresting people and making insipid conversation with them. If you ask me what I'm going to. What I primarily do. Is hate your fat fucking face. Labels: life. job. Saturday, August...
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I'm So Goddamn Clever: October 2009
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Monday, October 5, 2009. Some people have names that really lend themselves to "verbing", that peculiar linguistic phenomenon that causes nouns to become verbs. Examples: Xerox, Google, spam. I'm not going to claim that I'm the first person to verb Jackie Chan's name, but the first time I ever heard it was out of my own mouth, so I'm afraid that's the only evidence I have to go by. I said I'd be late, not that I wasn't coming! Also, I'm not even sure what that would mean. But when it works, it works,...
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I'm So Goddamn Clever: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. 7-11 II: The Oldening. Today we drove by 7-11 to purchase a Slurpee for Jill. Haha, I was just joking around, but I think my totally unnecessary announcement that Jill and I were a couple was some sort of weird guilt reaction to thinking the 7-11 girl was cute, which is so unlike me. I think girls are cute all the time. Big deal: Jill thinks guys are cute, too. It's part of being human. Man, the 40's are going to be a long haul. Monday, June 29, 2009. I keep telling him that if he...
