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I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews. My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them. World War Z (2013). Staunch adherence to the wrong parts of the source material make Z spread itself too thin in an attempt to check referential check boxes, rather than focus, or take inspiration from the source. Predictable and mostly inoffensive with glimmers of quality buried in tired tropes. June 24, 2013. The Wicker Man (2006).
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The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996). Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski. Vincent Schiavelli, Larry Flynt, James Cromwell, Crispin Glover, Donna Hanover, Brett Harrelson. Larry Flynt is the hedonistically obnoxious, but indomitable, publisher of Hustler magazine. The film recounts his struggle to make an honest living publishing his girlie magazine and how it changes into a battle to protect the freedom of speech for all people. The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996). December 11, 2012.
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Paul Braunstein, Ole Martin Aune Nilsen, Jo Adrian Haavind, Jonathan Walker, Carsten Bjørnlund, Kristofer Hivju. The Thing's too thick to think through but throws out some thrills. January 26, 2016. This movie's contribution to cinema history: turning a great movie into a bad franchise. April 14, 2013.
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Hostel: Part II (2007). Ruggero Deodato, Monika Malacova, Susanna Bequer, Luc Merenda, Liliya Malkina, Edwige Fenech. 4 beautiful college students are tricked into entering a hostel where the 'hosts' like to torture, rape and murder. Following a geographical tour of Slovakia, three women are lured into a hostel by a handsome young man who sells them to the twisted masters, who tie them up and bring upon an unthinkable world of pain. Hostel: Part II (2007). June 4, 2013.
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Reviews based entirely on how much I enjoyed something. This is how I am allowed to give 'Clueless' a 100. This was way better than I remember it being, but full of weird holes that make just no sense at all. There's no reason for people to behave the way they do in this movie, except Adrien Brody. He was great. June 10, 2013. The Wicker Man (2006). This movie was absolutely awful in all the ways, and because of that I enjoyed laughing at it, and wondering why. June 10, 2013. May 24, 2013. May 20, 2013.
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013). Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof. Hiram A. Murray, Britanni Johnson, Jon Lee Brody, Leonard Nimoy, Tom Archdeacon, Bill Hader. Star Trek Into Darkness (2013). Some scenes sucked, succumbing to a stereotypical story and sour script, but Star Trek succeeds as a spectacle with superior sets, sounds, and starship shots. March 9, 2014. Star Trek Into Darkness (2013). What does it say about a film when you cheer for the bad guy? January 19, 2014. August 25, 2013.
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That's a spice meatball That's a spice meatball. That's a spice meatball. The Lobster is the darkest movie I've ever seen without looking away. February 23, 2016. The movie isn't really good or anything, but it was interesting to see how the worked around their extremely frugal budget, some of the things they did (to save money) were actually pretty impressive, but the couldn't hide everything. October 15, 2015. Good n heart tuggin. August 28, 2015. August 22, 2015. August 5, 2015. August 2, 2015. A very...
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Woah this one really blew me away. great film. April 5, 2015. I dunno. as an act of performance art, maybe it deserves the merit. as for me, i felt at times as if i were binging on a TV show from the nineties- one that wasn't very interesting. it did have a certain charm, but ultimately, whatevs. March 29, 2015. I thought it was excellent. still thinking about it over a week later and would watch it again. March 22, 2015. March 22, 2015. March 22, 2015. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014). Highly-...
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013). Vastly superior to its offensive previous installment, Darkness does a better job eschewing scenarios that require logic or coherence, and so is less blatant with its (still copious) plot holes. But for the cynical franchise grabs, I genuinely enjoyed its syrupy, empty calories. May 24, 2013. I'm shocked. You liked it? I definitely need to see this now. June 9, 2013. Reading someone distill what I said to like leaves an evil taste in my mouth. I might need to edit this.
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