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Long Tall Animals: give me that old fashioned morphine
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Friday, September 18, 2009. Give me that old fashioned morphine. It is raining in Memphis and it has been all week. We go through a monsoon at least once a season it seems, which is generally OK. I remember the draught that threatened to dry up my mom's spring in 2007, and as a daughter of the rural South, I know that rain is a good thing, but this dump of precipitation is threatening the Cooper Young festival tomorrow. So for now, I say "RAIN! Labels: the deepdark future. It is in...
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Long Tall Animals: Trips & Travel, Quatro
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Wednesday, September 2, 2009. Trips and Travel, Quatro. The drive from the Grand Canyon to Zion was about 5 hours long, which is a breeze on a trip in which you drove as much as we did. The drive took us through the scrubbier beige parts of the desert into my favorite, the red parts (Do these descriptions sound Kindergarten- ish. Signs to attract tourists, one of which said, "NICE INDIANS." This was single- handedly. We ate lunch at a pizza buffet in Kanab. UT, that was staffed onl...
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Long Tall Animals: May 2009
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Friday, May 8, 2009. You thought that you could outrun sorrow. I have been running back and forth ferrying clients from the waiting room to my desk, my desk back out to the waiting room like a crazy person all morning. With the sun emerges all the people who need to recertify. But it costs $60 every other month! But you need to buy it. Or else you'll get fleas. Like you did last summer. The sound of hysterical crying). This weekend will be full of fun because Brandon's brother and ...
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Long Tall Animals: January 2009
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Friday, January 16, 2009. Some while I'm there. Excuse me, I've got a million Food Stamp cases to do. For some reason our economic crisis is producing applicants at a breakneck speed. Labels: on the road again. Thursday, January 15, 2009. Interspecies animal relationships FTW! Videos like this make me clutch my hands to my heart and make laughing crying noises. In other words it's like the first 20 minutes of a mushroom trip. Saturday, January 10, 2009. More clever than ever now.
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Long Tall Animals: August 2009
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Wednesday, August 26, 2009. Trips and Travels, Vol 3. Damn, I didn't mean to have a gap this big in between trip reports, but believe it or not I have been BUSY at work. However, I am determined to get this done, so here we go again. Really fucking awesome) Mexican food near the mission. The town was very charming and so was the saucy pork I ate with corn tortillas. We swung by Trader Joe's to buy some car-food (I can't even talk about TJ's. The desert was hot and dry. I know I...
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Long Tall Animals: Too Good Not to Post
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Tuesday, October 6, 2009. Too Good Not to Post. Ok, I was looking at Ye Olde Google Analytics today and had to share this new collection of search terms entered that brought people to this blog. First we've got the classics:. Animals pussy breast milk sex video. Then it gets personal:. Then there's your random WTF shit:. Look hot for high school reunion. Orphans at christmas early hallmark. Smokey mountian kin vol 3. Eventually we get into WTFF(fuckity fuck) territory:. America, I&...
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Long Tall Animals: April 2009
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Another week, another post with pictures where my words should be. Last Friday we went to the third annual Memphis Zombie Massacre. I haven't heard any kind of count, but I know there were at least a couple of hundred people there. Here's some highlights. This guy was offering a zombie cure of some sort. It was odd because I recognized him from his blog. Which I had just discovered. Do you know what the deal is with this whole thing? Even more pics here.
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Long Tall Animals: December 2008
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Tuesday, December 30, 2008. December may as well have run straight up my ass and called my colon home. The last time you heard from me, I was moaning about my period. Now my period is over, and so is Christmas! OK, now for the holiday rundown. Doesn't that look wonderful? Tubes of meat, soaked in sauce, you have a deliciousness that is guilt-inducing on several levels. On to the next major event of the past couple of weeks, which is the news that my adorable, loving, intelligent, h...
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Long Tall Animals: March 2009
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I'm Just Sayin's, All. Tuesday, March 31, 2009. You can call me "Perky Dumplin". Last night I when I got home from LT's. Brandon and Alpha were talking in the living room and I took to the bedroom with the laptop with the idea that I'd check my e-mail/google reader real quick and then read. (Yeah right. I never get on the internet. Real quick.) I saw that Chrystal, my BFF. From high school, had a new post. There are similar pix from the same day here. Because I was ingrained with a healthy (unhealthy?
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