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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. The Rich and Famous. I had sex with Blake Lively thanks to Tim Ferriss. Middot; September 23, 2009. This poem is dedicated to Tim Ferriss. Until last night I could just day dream about. Getting one of the women on my list whom I can sleep without. Causing problems with my girlfriend for messing around. But the list is of celebs that can never be found. Until last night when I learned a trick. Tim Ferriss’s blog mentioned lucid dreams. TV Will Be There For You.
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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. And This is Crazy…. Middot; June 20, 2012. Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and maybe i’ll start posting some more. Top Sucky Poems So Far. We Want To Make Some Money. Sucky Poems in Motion. If you laugh, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. You may also like. 1 Feb, 2008. 8 Oct, 2007. What is a Penny Worth? 23 Sep, 2008.
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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. 20 Jun, 2012. And This is Crazy…. Hey, I’ve never posted a video here, and this is crazy, but here is a crazy bitch video, so watch it maybe. If you enjoyed this let me know in the comments and maybe i’ll start posting some more. 25 Aug, 2009. I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones). This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio. Not sure why it took so long to get it up here. Enjoy! 4 May, 2009. Ugly, You ...
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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. Have a Little Shot (Parody of Beyonce’s “All the Single Ladies”). Middot; May 4, 2009. Have a little shot,have another shot. Have a little shot,have another shot. Have a little shot,have another shot. And then you throw up. Throw up in the club, I just blew chuncks. People all stare at me. I took another sip, then i took a slip. Cause the ground was covered like a sea. I drink too much, dont know when to stop. I’m always the center of attention. Dont want to ...
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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. How We Ended Up Like This. Middot; May 12, 2009. It wasn’t because of my lie. That she left me for another guy. It wasn’t because of my smell. That made her wish me to hell. It wasn’t because of my attitude. Even though she said i was pretty rude. It wasn’t even my hygene. When I was filthy and she was clean. I’m really not sure why we ended up like this. But it might be that i would rather get hit by a car that give her a kiss. Work for the Devil or Babysit?
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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. Middot; June 3, 2009. I remember my prom like it happened today. I went in style, i wouldn’t have it any other way. I got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl. Before going in, we took the limo for a whirl. I dressed in the fanciest Tux. It only cost me a couple hundred bucks. We danced, talked, laughed and spiked the punch. I had all my friends there and liked it a bunch. I was elected as king of the dance. Oh wait, that wasn’t me. LIFE IN THE CITY.
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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. Buy A Tux from Tuxedocanada.com. Middot; June 1, 2009. If you’re looking to buy a nice tux,. Then you are in luck. I just launched a shop. To buy a tux, its the top. You can get jackets, pants, shirts and a vest. But it’s the prices that you will like best. This is just a cheesy ad for the new site. I’m hoping this poem will get me a few bites. So if you need something nice to wear to your prom. Save some effort and shop at www.tuxedocanada.com. 18 Sep, 2007.
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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. Category: Work and Office. 13 Dec, 2012. Building a startup is lots of fun because everyone thinks a business he can run but it turns out that a startup is like a roller coaster ride sometimes you’re on top of the world and others, you want to curl up and hide get yourself into the fetal position to be in your mommy’s.. 4 Sep, 2008. 2 Sep, 2008. You Didn’t Do Anything For Us. 28 Aug, 2008. How much is your sanity really worth to you? 27 Aug, 2008. That’...
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Where Poets and wannabe Poets come to unload. The Rich and Famous. Middot; June 30, 2009. This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @. For suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. Some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk. And every reporter watching wants to have her for a talk. Sometimes she acts politely and tells them all the news. And sometimes even unwillingly, she exposes one of her boobs. She promises it was unintentional and didn’t mean for it to happen. Top Sucky Poems So Far.
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