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Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today?: Remembering seeing this bumper sticker?
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Thursday, July 19, 2012. Remembering seeing this bumper sticker? From back in the day? As a small child, I remember not fully understanding it but also knowing not to ask for clarification. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today? Sometimes bitter, sometimes tender but almost always opinionated. The Town That Fun Forgot, Louisiana, United States. View my complete profile. Cooking for Assholes - arrogantly written by a beer snob with a trucker mouth. Duh of the day.
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Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today?: Dating advice from the bachelors
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012. Dating advice from the bachelors. Remember I told ya that I went on a bunch of dates when I signed on to the dating website? A couple of seasoned guys actually offered a newbie like me some advice. (NO, jackholes, not what you're thinking! Anywho, Bachelor #11 told me to never trust a man who has never married. Hold up, I say, I've never married. Should I. And Bachelor #1 offered this insight when I told him I needed to tear down the wall that both protects and isolates me. The To...
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Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today?: September 2012
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Friday, September 21, 2012. This is just a test. So, Bachelor #1 has now become #1 Boyfriend, what with the exchange of the "L" word plus his gifts of water meter motif stuff and lip balms and all. Yes, he knows what makes me happy. Anywho, we were feeling especially close when we both revealed that interests of the past had made recent contact. I received 2 texts from 2 previous suitors as did he. I think men can smell a commitment/challenge," I supposed. No, it's a karma test," #1 Boyfriend said. Who k...
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Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today?: June 2012
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Saturday, June 23, 2012. A herd of us went to the Foreigner concert and heard some blasts from the past. As in, cassette format. Feels Like the First Time. Waiting for a Girl Like You. I Want to Know What Love Is. I was hoping to find a guitar pick," was his answer. Here ya go. It's yours," I say, as I fish the pick out of my pocket. Do you have another one? What the FUCK, dude? Seriously, you want me to produce another pick out of thin air for you? Was my smart ass reply. Wednesday, June 13, 2012. Thank...
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Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today?: January 2012
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Tuesday, January 10, 2012. If you check out my craft blog at Skitzo Leezra Studio. You'll see baby gifts. Lovingly handmade by me but what you won't hear from me is how much fun I had at a baby shower because this bitch doesn't go to baby showers. The too-honest personality in my head frankly tells new mothers that I'd rather take an ass beating than to hang with a bunch of yentas telling their horrifying delivery stories. The breeder ladies usually let me off the hook when I promise a cute gift. Say tho...
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Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today?: July 2012
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012. Dating advice from the bachelors. Remember I told ya that I went on a bunch of dates when I signed on to the dating website? A couple of seasoned guys actually offered a newbie like me some advice. (NO, jackholes, not what you're thinking! Anywho, Bachelor #11 told me to never trust a man who has never married. Hold up, I say, I've never married. Should I. And Bachelor #1 offered this insight when I told him I needed to tear down the wall that both protects and isolates me. As a s...
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Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today?
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Wednesday, September 19, 2012. I referred to my beau as "Bachelor #1" in front of my brother Rollo. WHY are you calling him THAT? Because it sounds better than Future Ex-Boyfriend," was my sarcastic but enthusiastic retort. No, WHY are you calling him Bachelor # ONE? Because he has moved to the top of the list," I explain but wonder why I am doing so. No, no, no, don't you know calling him Bachelor #1 is no good? Isn't #1 the best? No, that's what they want. Who knew that he cracked the code? Stuff Chris...
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Skitzo Leezra - Which Personality Am I Today?: December 2011
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Tuesday, December 06, 2011. Spied this amazing bit of Cajun engineering on my way to the bank . . . What do you suppose the story was behind the dangling-from-a-rope mailbox? Friday, December 02, 2011. Be Mrs. John Thibodeaux? My high school reunion committee easily located the guys but the women were more difficult to find because their names changed. As I reached a "certain age", I realized it would be silly to change my name were I to ever marry. (Ha.). Just plain ol') Skitzo Leezra. Cooking for Assho...
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That darn girl: It haunts me...
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Friday, August 24, 2012. It eludes me night after night. When I can do it I dream about it. It is like a ghost, follwing me daily hoping and dreaming for it. It is the orger on my back digging it long dirty nails into my skin krippling me day after day. I try and work-out so that I feel my eyes close and drift off. Sleep is what evades me. I wish I could sleep. Just telling it like it is. Oh please for the love of God tell me that this aint one of your feets! Just telling it like it is. Subscribe to: Pos...
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That darn girl: You know what I love...
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Saturday, June 16, 2012. You know what I love. Just telling it like it is. Life is short, sweetie. Write the way you want to. and about what you want to write about. Honey, you know that I love you for your mind. When it comes to alcohol, sex, penises and vaginas, I know that you speak with some authority. But honey, I know that you only write with the loving care to inform those of us that need to know. I am always pleased to read your publication. Just telling it like it is. Just telling it like it is.
