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Benis: Benis Reports: The Great Queso Debate
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Sunday, September 20, 2009. Benis Reports: The Great Queso Debate. Installment Three: Taqueria La Tapatia. Upon first observation the queso is extraordinarily orange. This will probably guarantee it tasting more cheesy. Not too thick and not too thin. Not too much to say about that. Chunk-to-Cheese Ratio: Very Minimal. I thought I saw a jalapeno, but it was just the spoon. Drip Ratio: Relatively Low. Minimal drippage, but not without its perils. View my complete profile.
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Benis: Benis Reports: The Great Queso Debate
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Thursday, August 13, 2009. Benis Reports: The Great Queso Debate. Seemingly thinner than usual, but still thick enough to manage. Laura reports a past experience wherein she suspected it to be more diluted as the night went on. It should be noted that taste is in no way affected by this inconsistency. Chunk-to-Cheese Ratio: Minimal Chunks. This may be caused by the voracity with which we were crammin' it in (like wolves on a hot dog). The sole casualty: Katie's jeans.
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Benis: August 2009
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Monday, August 24, 2009. Katie Learns How to Jerk. You've probably heard of the new trend in rap music; It's called jerking and I was enamored at first sight. It's a complicated dance that's usually accompanied by a song that announces that jerking is taking place. After hearing "You're a Jerk" by New Boyz, I decided to give myself a week to learn to jerk and to document my progress, day by day. Thankfully for me, there is no shortage of how-to videos on YouTube. Sabrin...
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Benis: September 2009
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Sunday, September 20, 2009. Benis Reports: The Great Queso Debate. Installment Three: Taqueria La Tapatia. Upon first observation the queso is extraordinarily orange. This will probably guarantee it tasting more cheesy. Not too thick and not too thin. Not too much to say about that. Chunk-to-Cheese Ratio: Very Minimal. I thought I saw a jalapeno, but it was just the spoon. Drip Ratio: Relatively Low. Minimal drippage, but not without its perils. Vagina Power My Life.
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Benis: Benis Reports: The Great Queso Debate
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Monday, September 7, 2009. Benis Reports: The Great Queso Debate. Did we mention it was karaoke night? All of this being said, the queso was awesome. Really, really thick. After ten minutes it was like Jif peanut butter. Perfect for sufficiently coating your chip on the first try. Chunk-to-Cheese Ratio: All cheese, no chunk! Drip Ratio: Very minimal. As I exclaimed in the notes I began taking after three or so margaritas, "This shit snaps back! View my complete profile.
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Benis: Katie Learns How to Jerk
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Monday, August 24, 2009. Katie Learns How to Jerk. You've probably heard of the new trend in rap music; It's called jerking and I was enamored at first sight. It's a complicated dance that's usually accompanied by a song that announces that jerking is taking place. After hearing "You're a Jerk" by New Boyz, I decided to give myself a week to learn to jerk and to document my progress, day by day. Thankfully for me, there is no shortage of how-to videos on YouTube. 2 I th...
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Benis: Vagina Power: Alexyss K. Tylor
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Monday, September 14, 2009. Vagina Power: Alexyss K. Tylor. Alexyss K. Tylor has a lot to say- most of it NSFW. We don't know a lot about her other than the fact that most of her videos begin and end mid-rant. We'd like to know more, but are unwilling to purchase her CD book (. Vagina Power My Life. Wikipedia, please help! Most of what this (apparently) renowned vlogger has to say is terrifying in its graphic nature and frequent use of the words pussy (ew!
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Benis: Sex Myths As Made Up And Believed By Children
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Thursday, August 13, 2009. Sex Myths As Made Up And Believed By Children. As ladies who were once elementary school girls, we at Benis know the power that. Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret, Cosmo. And generic romance novels can wield. We have decided to compile sex myths which we believed to be the gospel truth between the ages of eight and eleven. Small Hands Make For Big Boobs:. Simple Exercises to "Increase Your Bust":. August 13, 2009 at 1:25 PM. Sabrina the Te...
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Benis: Sabrina the Teenage Witch: A Sartorial Review
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Monday, August 24, 2009. Sabrina the Teenage Witch: A Sartorial Review. Sabrina the Teenage Witch remains a perfect time capsule to the nineties. Most, if not all, correlations stem from the clothing and accessories of the characters. Here we will examine and critique the ensembles from just one episode of what we hope will be many to come. No doubt some witchy business is afoot. WTF Something witchy this way comes. Harvey, usually quite dreamy, seems upset and disguste...
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Benis: A Lengthy Commencement Speech
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The BNN- A Legitimate News Source. Saturday, August 8, 2009. A Lengthy Commencement Speech. August 8, 2009 at 11:13 PM. So glad its back. Is it a combo of butt and penis? August 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM. You know, in the course of the last eight years Ive forgotten. Id say that sounds about right, though. August 11, 2009 at 2:16 PM. Your poor mother made those crappily stapled issues! August 11, 2009 at 2:18 PM. For some reason, my name posted as Alexandra! August 12, 2009 at 11:01 AM. View my complete profile.
