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Suburban Camouflage: Well this is pretty much the best website ever...
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Saturday, October 14, 2006. Well this is pretty much the best website ever. Http:/ www.employe-du-moi.org/journal/edm rubrique.php3? Posted by Fred @ 3:32 PM. Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. And I would float above them like a bird, effortlessley. Visible, but out of reach." (vomit). Fredaustere at hotmail dot com. View my complete profile. Time to leap off the bandwagon. Margaret Pomeranz is senile and gives out too many. Into the Rabbit Hole!
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Suburban Camouflage: July 2005
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Wednesday, July 20, 2005. Things I hate, pt 2. Update: it has been brought to my attention that this post was unfunny, unnecessarily catty and un.fathomably bad. Kudos to Quirkie. For pointing out that I was slipping further and further into a tragic-yet-all-too-common cliche. A post that isn't based around fashion criticism will be forthcoming soon. Posted by Fred @ 3:42 PM. Sunday, July 10, 2005. Don't look back in anger. Yes, I'm still alive. View my compl...
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Suburban Camouflage: Another Wasted Sunday
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. It was a majestic night. One which was not tainted by the buzz of insects, the drone of late-night television, or the idle chatter of children. Instead, it was left to wallow silently in its own brilliance. It had rained that day, and the puddles that were all about were glowing with the light of the full moon, as if they were the eyes of a newborn kitten caught in the headlights of an oncoming car. Now, with every movement of the k...
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Suburban Camouflage: "Squirters"
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Wednesday, March 08, 2006. Female ejaculation has long been a source of fascination for me. Maybe this is just because the concept is so foreign, or perhaps it's because I am, deep down, just a hardened pervert. That said, I would like to think my interest in this physiological occurance is mainly academic. Specifially, three things about it intrigue me:. 1) What is the. 2) Can female semen impregnate you? 3) Why was I never taught about this in high school?
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Suburban Camouflage: Well this is pretty much the best website ever...
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Saturday, October 14, 2006. Well this is pretty much the best website ever. Http:/ www.employe-du-moi.org/journal/edm rubrique.php3? Posted by Fred @ 3:32 PM. Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. And I would float above them like a bird, effortlessley. Visible, but out of reach." (vomit). Fredaustere at hotmail dot com. View my complete profile. Time to leap off the bandwagon. Margaret Pomeranz is senile and gives out too many. Into the Rabbit Hole!
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Suburban Camouflage: bigmouth strikes again
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Monday, December 19, 2005. And now I know how Joan of Arc Felt. As the flames rose. To her Roman nose. And her ipod started to melt. Posted by Fred @ 8:22 PM. Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. And I would float above them like a bird, effortlessley. Visible, but out of reach." (vomit). Fredaustere at hotmail dot com. View my complete profile. My punishment for not watching Headland. Uninspired ramblings (there, I said it first). Kate Bush Peels an Apple.
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Suburban Camouflage: My punishment for not watching "Headland"...
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Friday, December 16, 2005. My punishment for not watching "Headland". Posted by Fred @ 12:20 AM. Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. And I would float above them like a bird, effortlessley. Visible, but out of reach." (vomit). Fredaustere at hotmail dot com. View my complete profile. Uninspired ramblings (there, I said it first). Oh god. I have the worst fucking holiday job in li. Quirkie emerged out of blog-retirement, and has pr. Kate Bush Peels an Apple.
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Suburban Camouflage: November 2005
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Wednesday, November 30, 2005. Uninspired ramblings (there, I said it first). Remember that job I was whinging about a couple of posts down? Well thankfully I found a better one just in the nick of time, so was never actually reduced to joining ranks with the chain-smoking, stained-tracksuit-wearing, westie-accented girls who worked there. If that doesn't get the google searchers turning up in droves, I'm not sure what will. Posted by Fred @ 8:32 PM. The ultim...
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Suburban Camouflage: June 2005
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Sunday, June 12, 2005. Mercedes Corby has a really small head. I was going to try and justify this post, but gave up trying when I realised the sole point of it is to heartlessly slag off Mercedes Corby, the sister of 'damsel in distress' Schapelle Corby. More specifically, I just wanted to point out that she is really really ugly. Mercedes Corby grossly overestimates the diameter of her own head. People this ugly should not be allowed to reproduce. For any o...
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Suburban Camouflage: Margaret Pomeranz is senile and gives out too many five-star ratings
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An ode to things I wish I'd thought of first. Monday, March 20, 2006. Margaret Pomeranz is senile and gives out too many five-star ratings. Posted by Fred @ 10:41 AM. Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. And I would float above them like a bird, effortlessley. Visible, but out of reach." (vomit). Fredaustere at hotmail dot com. View my complete profile. Though Ill try to win your affections with false . My punishment for not watching Headland. Uninspired ramblings (there, I said it first).