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Bogan Star Chamber: 8/1/09
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Dastardly Doings - Part 9. Explanatory Note: In Part 7 when Iris and Greased Batshit roared away from the start line in the race to decide who wrote the next episode of Dastardly Doings, Sean was the first to recover from the shock. The others were still trying to clear their ears when Sean staggered down the course. He just edged Bistro Waiters into third place with Arjy a close fourth and therefore Sean writes the second in the self-help episodes. A LITTLE EARLIER ON TAMBORINE MOUNTAIN. Don’t kno...
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Bogan Star Chamber: 4/1/09
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We Interrupt This Programme. For An Important Announcement. The IMF has given us the astonishing news that during this Great Financial Crisis we have lost 6 trillion dollars. Do any of us know what six trillion dollars means? But, even given that, I can still contemplate the meaning of ‘6 trillion dollars’. It is an amazingly big number. Imagine giving every man woman and child on earth a dollar coin and then imagine doing that on 882 duplicate worlds. On the third hand (the significance of which will be...
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Bogan Star Chamber: 10/1/09
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Heroes - Part 5. Tell me, Ms. Shizeknicker, do you not discern an oddness. About the childrens behaviour? Why do you think they all seem to be attending to the old play house in such an excitable manner? I believe half of da children are attacking da play house and da udder half are defending it. But why should they do that? Played together nicely in the play house. Dey no longer consider it a play house. Dey now refer to it as ‘Stalingrad’. Later in the day, just after nap time, the escape committee are...
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Bogan Star Chamber: Heroes - Part 5
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Heroes - Part 5. Tell me, Ms. Shizeknicker, do you not discern an oddness. About the childrens behaviour? Why do you think they all seem to be attending to the old play house in such an excitable manner? I believe half of da children are attacking da play house and da udder half are defending it. But why should they do that? Played together nicely in the play house. Dey no longer consider it a play house. Dey now refer to it as ‘Stalingrad’. Later in the day, just after nap time, the escape committee are...
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Bogan Star Chamber: Heroes - Part 3
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Heroes - Part 3. The first council meeting of the Allied task force takes place and they are anxious to clear the backlog of council work so that they can concentrate on the missing testicles of Emperor Clump the One’th.). I replace the Mayor so I suppose I’d better start things rolling. That hardly seems fair when you consider I have the most experience in this situation. I have actually served on this council, you know. I have no idea who said that, but it makes sense. Rule 3 – There is no rule 3.
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Bogan Star Chamber: 3/1/09
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Star Chamber - File Three. Posted by Professor Wowser Brak. March – 3009. Professor Brak is the Meritorious Professor of Primitive Politics and Early Political Demonomics at The Pauline Hanson Memorial University, Boganville.). This is the third part of a report on the discovery of early electronic media describing the administration of Boganville before The Failing of 2010 - 2012. Prof W. Brak. Boganville,. Bogan Star Chamber - File Three. What the fuck do you want Dickhead? You seem a bit down. After b...
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Bogan Star Chamber: Dastardly Doings - Part 11
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Dastardly Doings - Part 11. By Primula Porker (Mayor of Bogan Chitty). We need to meet. Can’t say on the phone. This is a secure line. Secure. We need to meet. Look, Porky, I can’t drop everything – even for you. 8230;……………………. Pucker. Maralinga. Where do you want to meet? Bogan Star Chamber – one hour. The owner of a hotel called The Frill Necked Lizard met with a shooting accident. He had apparently discharged his pistol into the air and by freakish chance, the bullet travelled exactly straight up ...
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Bogan Star Chamber: 7/1/09
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Dastardly Doings - Part 4. Good morning, I’m Arjy Barjy and this is my associate Sean Bean. We represent Barjy-Bean Investigations and we would like a bit of information. G’morning (yawn). I am your guide to the world of news (sigh) and me name is Elsie Daubs. Did you want an ad placed or something? No, I don’t want an ad placed, I want some information. Well what information do you want exactly? If I knew exactly what information I wanted, I wouldn’t bloody well need to ask for it would I? I should be t...
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Bogan Star Chamber: Heroes - Part 4
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Heroes - Part 4. Stairs and falling down. Them These time variations, multiplied by the number of known universes, make time the dominant factor in any given circumstance. So, if you are tempted to say you don’t have the time for something then you are probably wrong. It may simply be the case that there isn’t enough time where you are at the moment – so just get your arse in gear and move! I can feel it through the rails; it’s like a very low rumble. You sure that’s not Windy Woman? A minute later the h...
