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The Humane Egoist: December 2011
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Wednesday, December 28, 2011. A Fact About Me. Sometimes when I can't sleep. I turn on a fan. And uncover my legs. And imagine I'm on a sun porch at dusk. Windows open, wind coming up off the water, salt in the air and on my tongue. And I can hear calypso music. From a far off beach party. And I am not me. And I am not here. Tuesday, December 20, 2011. I Wish I Had a River I Could Skate Away On. The hustle and bustle.but t...
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The Humane Egoist: October 2011
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Tuesday, October 18, 2011. One of the things I found appealing about becoming a nurse was the idea that I'd have an atypical work schedule. You see, a full-time nurse usually only works 3 days a week, which leaves 4 days to play around with. I thought, Oh HELL YES! I will learn to ski. I will learn to cook soup. I will climb K2. I will marry a man, have a baby, and teach it to read with flashcards. You to want more and more?
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The Humane Egoist: Wistful Thinking
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Thursday, October 18, 2012. Been called fat while riding my bike in my bathing suit when I was in my early teens, but I'm just about over that. So yeah, my life isn't horrible. But there are still days where I feel trapped and helpless. There are days where I feel like I made a terrible wrong turn somewhere and I have no idea how I ended up where I am. Just let it go. I think I can do most of the process of picking out the...
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The Humane Egoist: Goon
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Tuesday, April 3, 2012. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Oh god, she posted another blog entry that I'm supposed to read? I've got STUFF to do. I don't have time for this shit! I was gonna do laundry and watch The Biggest Loser makeover episode! He didn't think I was old enough to see an R-rated movie! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Hey, I'm nice! I'm a nice woman! So I rammed into the back of your car. D...
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The Humane Egoist: May 2012
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Thursday, May 3, 2012. This Isnt Spam: A Love Letter to my Most Loyal Readers. When I say "everybody," I'm really speaking to the random foreign people and basement-dwelling weirdos who comment on my blog with paragraphs of ungrammatical information about headphones I should buy, nude celebrities, and ways to get more "visitors" to my "nifty site." How I love these freaks, because they are my only fans. They get. Two to three ...
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The Humane Egoist: This Isn't Spam: A Love Letter to my Most Loyal Readers
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Thursday, May 3, 2012. This Isnt Spam: A Love Letter to my Most Loyal Readers. When I say "everybody," I'm really speaking to the random foreign people and basement-dwelling weirdos who comment on my blog with paragraphs of ungrammatical information about headphones I should buy, nude celebrities, and ways to get more "visitors" to my "nifty site." How I love these freaks, because they are my only fans. They get. Two to three ...
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The Humane Egoist: August 2014
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Thursday, August 14, 2014. It's been over a year since my last post. I live in the desert now. That sounds sexy.until you actually move to the desert. Then it sinks in. It really is the desert. But it hasn't been all bad. Sure, there was some crying in the shower. But they also have different brands of ice cream out here. And that makes any intense anguish I felt pretty much worth it. I like being able to climb mountains.
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The Humane Egoist: Things I Don't Like
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Tuesday, October 30, 2012. Things I Don't Like. In my mind, my future self is a glamorous, icy, THIN, woman who wears tailored black dresses and pearls and goes to benefit dinners. I don't know how I'll morph from the person I am today into the clearly much better. Version of myself that I've just described, but you'll all be along for the ride. Things I Don't Like:. Sharing a bed with anyone other than a boyfriend. A really f...
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The Humane Egoist: October 2012
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I won't lie to you. I'm gonna write a lot about slugs. Anything slimy, really. Tuesday, October 30, 2012. Things I Don't Like. In my mind, my future self is a glamorous, icy, THIN, woman who wears tailored black dresses and pearls and goes to benefit dinners. I don't know how I'll morph from the person I am today into the clearly much better. Version of myself that I've just described, but you'll all be along for the ride. Things I Don't Like:. Sharing a bed with anyone other than a boyfriend. A really f...