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omgwtfjusthappened...?: September 2009
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Friday, September 25, 2009. I was flying back home last night and i was so excited to meet ezman my housemate on the plane that i went to his lane and shoo the guy next to him so i can sit there instead for the whole flight. The guy on the other side of ezman was going to study in uk too so we talked to him and his mother next to him who teman him. (very important). So i took her luggage and put in on top, then in an effort to make small talk, i said, "bestnye semua mak teman anak2 gi uk ni". Today, i at...
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omgwtfjusthappened...?: April 2010
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Saturday, April 10, 2010. I was away in malaysia for 2 weeks right, so my housemate's brother faruq slept in my room while i was gone. One day, (the day i came back) he woke up from my bed, looked down, and guess what he saw. A dead baby rat. Dengan penuh selambanya, he knocked on ezman's room and said:. Faruq: i think i slept on a dead rat. Went to my room to look at it. Apparently, it had crawled under him at night, and he accidentally suffocated the rat to death. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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omgwtfjusthappened...?: the goggles.
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Friday, March 25, 2011. There's this chinese/hongkong guy in my batch who wears goggles for glasses hence his nickname "goggles". he is the very jinjang and i think he thinks its cool to wear those weird-ass goggles to hospital. and well, i dont talk to him for obvious reasons. (FREAK! ANYWAY, as soon as my friends (some were girls) and i went onto the dancefloor, i noticed goggles! And the worse thing is, he noticed me too. shit! So you playing up the girls nyaa! Cuz i was dancing wit these girls).
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omgwtfjusthappened...?: October 2009
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Sunday, October 25, 2009. The silly little prank. My housemate faiz's mom and lil sis were over for the weekend. aww. Anyway, ezman(my other housemate) and i were in the house alone the whole day cuz faiz and fam went to trafford the whole day. i was basically in my room the whole day and very bored at the end of the day. So when i heard ezman go into the toilet which was on the first floor, i quietly went downstairs (i was on the 2nd floor at that time) and switched the toilet light off! I looked high a...
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omgwtfjusthappened...?: December 2009
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Saturday, December 19, 2009. This is the worst flight delay i have ever experienced. my flight to geneva was supposed to be at 5pm but it got delayed till 9pm. i was supposed to take a train to my family in bern which my uncle paid for since i have no money. but the last train to bern was at 8.45pm. I didnt wanna stay in the airport that night so i made a signboard that said. Can i get a lift to bern/ have shelter please? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). How to read this blog. Read an entry. Comment.
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omgwtfjusthappened...?: the horny dog.
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Sunday, May 2, 2010. I had to go to a patients home to interview him about his disease. This patient had a dog. and during the whole interview, i think the dog was humping my leg. Yes it was humping my leg. a dog. was humping my leg. humping. hump. sex. It was licking my shoes, licking its thingy, shaking back and forth, and whimpering like it was. It was SO HARD(pun not intended! To focus on my interview! The patient obviously saw how distressed i was by the situation and so he said:. No, God no! Http:/...
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omgwtfjusthappened...?: September 2010
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Sunday, September 19, 2010. Udah tahun ketiga saya dia perantauan belajar perubatan ya. ini tahun kena buat benda2 clinical seperti ambil darah. Jadik, saya ambil darah dari patient ini. perfect! Sekarang, turn kawan aku pulak. malangnya, tiada patient yang mau diambil darahnye oleh student. jadik, nurse ni pun jadi volunteer. dia tidak tahu itu kesilapan yang amat besar sekali. Tiba2 terdengar bunyi prrrruuuuuuuut! Kawan aku ingatkan meja belakang aku tertolak. Sebenarnya, aku terkentut. At this time i ...
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omgwtfjusthappened...?: January 2010
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Saturday, January 23, 2010. Me n raja randomly stumbled onto a comic fair at this hotel in town. i wanted to go in, so i asked the pak guard at the main entrance of the hotel where it was. he said. Pak guard: pass the doors, up the stairs, go all the way. I was halfway through the main entrance wben he continued. Pak guard:.just follow the nerds. I terpusing balik, WTF? Jahat gile pak guard tu! Hahahah he must be annoyed by all those people dressing up as star troopers! Saturday, January 16, 2010. Kurang...
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omgwtfjusthappened...?: January 2012
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Monday, January 9, 2012. This is a touching story of an old woman suffering from dementia(memory loss). She touched me on my neck. Then moved a bit lower to my shoulders. Down to my chest. And rubbed my nipple. It was a sensual moment, combining the experience of the old, and the vitality of the young.full of passio-. ok i can't do this. Walk away, syaz. walk away. You know, i honestly have no idea why that happened, or why these fucked up things happen to me. But she made my nipple feel so gooood.
