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Life of a Reformed Jerk: November 2004
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Life of a Reformed Jerk. The musings of a man who was a jerk but has now changed his ways. Monday, November 29, 2004. Being a n00b in this city, the only store I could think of that sold light fixtures was Canadian Tire. In hindsight, walking more than 30 minutes in gale-force winds ( sans. Excited, and feeling brave, I took the elevator down 26 floors and began my journey to the Canadian Tire on the corner of Yonge St. and Church St. Posted by Reformed Jerk @ 1:54 PM. Thursday, November 25, 2004. In all...
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Life of a Reformed Jerk: August 2004
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Life of a Reformed Jerk. The musings of a man who was a jerk but has now changed his ways. Wednesday, August 25, 2004. Chinese Bus Tour Day 2. On D1and other countries also competed on D15) before I was overcome with sleep. Tomorrow we're heading to Washington. USA! Posted by Reformed Jerk @ 6:23 PM. Tuesday, August 24, 2004. Chinese Bus Tour Day 1. Posted by Reformed Jerk @ 3:28 PM. Thursday, August 19, 2004. I'm Leaving on a Westjet Plane. I arrived in Toronto safely about three hours ago. The flig...
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Life of a Reformed Jerk: December 2004
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Life of a Reformed Jerk. The musings of a man who was a jerk but has now changed his ways. Thursday, December 23, 2004. Why I don't drink, and other observations. This is why I don't drink: I lack some sort of dehydrogenase protein and drinking even small amounts of alcohol causes my face to flush red and my head to feel like it's going to explode. I derive absolutely no pleasure at all from drinking because of this genetic abberration, and so I generally don't touch the stuff. Another Perrier for you?
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: CHERRY
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Monday, December 24, 2012. They don't sell fruit here.". She was mediating between Donna and Cindy about ham or turkey or roast beef and smoked or not smoked, didn't care about cherries, candied or not. "Okay. Not too much.". I hopped back to the tub and tilted my chin upward to the rotund woman behind the glass, hair in net. "I want cherries." I pointed at the glistening globules, having no idea nor care what the hell mar-a-schi-no. Mom co...
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: GOO
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Friday, September 30, 2011. Just saying. Just saying. Just saying. If I am riding an elevator with you and your baby, do not expect me to devote my attention to the little one. I will neither goo-goo nor coo-coo to your wonderful gift to the world. Why? Because I am a carbon-hearted, misanthropic asshole who finds only adults, pandas, and Jon Stewart amusing. And because my niece and nephew are cuter than your kid, anyway. Doug E. Fresh.
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: WOLVERINE
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Friday, July 20, 2012. I'm still mad at M. Twenty-three years ago he promised to build me an android and I ain't seen it yet. M moved to my neighbourhood in Grade Six. Gangly Indian kid, he bopped as he walked. I'm not sure how I became his first new friend, probably 'cause his desk was seated next to mine, but man, he hooked me in real hard. I can build you a friend," he said. What the fuck are you talking about? FUCK YEAH LET'S BE FRIENDS.
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: DE-COOL
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Tuesday, August 20, 2013. Sam showed me the photo of the bearded young-man dude holding a giant Starbucks cup - whatever Starbucks calls their giant cups - in one hand, ostensibly grasping his iPhone in the other. The foreshortened forearm was the giveaway. Beneath the photo, homeboy rocked a series of hashtags, one of them being #hipster. This is #Instagram, BTW. I #responded #to #Sam. What did Nas say? Oh, right: Hate me now. Vote for Oba...
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: RAP
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Wednesday, July 18, 2012. It's time for a renaissance. It's time for a surge. Resurgence. RAP IS SOMETHING YOU DO, HIP-HOP IS SOMETHING YOU LIVE. Everything started for me in 1993. That was the year I first got paid to act, I first stole a CD (Dr. Dre's The Chronic. Buying rap CDs with Vince at Track Records, or stealing them from A&B Sound. Buying The Source magazine from Granville Book Company each and every month, $3.75 total. Toting aro...
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG?: LEERY
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WHO THE FUCK IS NORMAN YEUNG? I oughta be on a party photo blog. Thursday, July 4, 2013. I am wary of all religions because they collectively give us nothing but grief. They also give us hope, which is the paradox. August 20, 2013 at 4:28 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. There was an error in this gadget. Beat the Rap with Dal. Del Tha Funkee Homosapien. Doug E. Fresh. Holy scary shock whoah. Leaders of the New School. McCain makes good freedom fries. Tear Da Club Up Thugs.