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Nonna News: August 2009
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Sunday, August 23, 2009. Wherefore art thou Drixoral. Ere once I openly met thee at the drugstores,. Thou didst creep behind the counter. Doest thou lay in slumber whilst I lay in agony? Oh, my little green m&m pill! Thou hast brought me relief in my youth when. I took thee into mine abode and cherished thee within my closet. Never didst I abuse thee. Ever did I beg thee to keep the formulation of thy youth. My nose drips, my head throbs, there is no other who can take thy place. Thy name is hope to me.
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Nonna News: August 2011
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011. Sign Me Up For That! Just like Congress, I would like an increase in my spending limit. Yes, I know, I've spent a lot lately - but only to stimulate the local economy. It wasn't all for me, I bought things for other people too. A Nordstrom Sale is just "Too Big to Fail" to go to. Enough is enough" the money earner proclaims! Define a well dressed woman. Increase my spending limit now, then beginning in 2015 I will begin decreasing the increases by 1 cent per month. Really!
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Nonna News: July 2010
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Thursday, July 15, 2010. What a Difference a TAN Makes. I went to the pool with my grandkids and I felt good. I had a TAN! I didn't think about how old I was or how much I weighed (thanks to my "magic" swimsuit that makes me look 10 pounds thinner instantly), I felt comfortable and confident. Instead of feeling self-conscious I imagined people asking "She's a grandma? My daughter Angel joined a company that sells airbrush tanning and sunless tanning products. What a difference a TAN makes. Esther and Fam...
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Nonna News: July 2009
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Saturday, July 18, 2009. TO BED IN TIME, SAVES WHINE. Age 6 mo. here, Justis still sleeps with his dog and blanket. So cute! I have recently discovered a universal truth in babysitting. Putting kids to bed on time saves tears and whining. In the quest to be the best Nonna ever I have become very lax in my enforcement of bedtime curfews. This was not the case when I was mothering my children, but when " nonna. Grandchildren I fall victim to a "They're being good so what's the harm? I miss my mommy.".
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Nonna News: Snow Dance 2009 Meets With 100% Success
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009. Snow Dance 2009 Meets With 100% Success. We did it kids! The snow dance worked. From Dallas to St. George, Boise and Vancouver who can doubt the power of the snow dance? We love the snow dance! It really does work! Nonna magic is the best. January 20, 2010 at 1:42 PM. Yeah for the snow dance! I love the snow dance! February 4, 2010 at 8:53 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I am 52 years young. I've lost some weight of late so I could buy new clothes. What a plan!
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Nonna News: February 2010
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Saturday, February 6, 2010. 54 - The New Thirty. Turning 30 was pretty traumatic. That's why I say I'm 29.in fact I've said it so often I've started to believe it! Or maybe I AM getting old and I can't remember my real age. Who would have thought it would come to this? 19 - 1st child. 24 - Last child. 30 - Children all in school. 40 - 1st Child married. 42 - Last child leaves for college. 43 - 1st grandchild. 45 - Last child married. 45 - Leave for mission. 48 - Return from mission. 54 - The New Thirty.
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Nonna News: December 2009
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009. Snow Dance 2009 Meets With 100% Success. We did it kids! The snow dance worked. From Dallas to St. George, Boise and Vancouver who can doubt the power of the snow dance? Http:/ www.tmcustomportraits.com/proofs/Jensen. We had such a wonderful time being together and the days went by way too fast. The kids played together amazingly well and stayed in the basement which was very convenient for us adults! We are just so blessed as a family! Well, it's hard to say goodbye and let go.
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Nonna News: What a Difference a TAN Makes
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Thursday, July 15, 2010. What a Difference a TAN Makes. I went to the pool with my grandkids and I felt good. I had a TAN! I didn't think about how old I was or how much I weighed (thanks to my "magic" swimsuit that makes me look 10 pounds thinner instantly), I felt comfortable and confident. Instead of feeling self-conscious I imagined people asking "She's a grandma? My daughter Angel joined a company that sells airbrush tanning and sunless tanning products. What a difference a TAN makes. I am 52 years ...
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Nonna News: Cheating Death Once Again
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010. Cheating Death Once Again. That was a close one. I knew it couldn't be good, but it didn't make sense to panic when I didn't know what the blaring horns meant. There were few people around in the Denver Airport that night, at least at the end terminal opposite where I arrived from Dallas. I had just settled in for my two hour layover. Again, the wah. The calm people outnumbered by far the flustered and worried so an orderly chaos prevailed. I made myself comfortable in the sink...
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Nonna News: April 2009
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009. The Perfect Job For Me. I am currently unemployed. One could even say I am chronically unemployed. I have thought of several jobs which I would be perfect for. Please contact me with openings in the following fields. Test model for eyebrow plucking. Perhaps a chain of them marketed to women over 50 who can no longer see their eyebrows close enough to pluck them. Color naming. Forget boring, predictable names. Orangutan. Parking cars. I have lots of experience in Italy. I went u...