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Humour Box: September 2014
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Tuesday, September 2, 2014. At school, Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Catherine, the teacher, asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said, "Paracetamol? And what is it used for? It is used for a headache.". The second pupil said, "Restyl.". Said Catherine. "And what it is used for? To help you sleep," replied the student. And what is it used for, Johnny?
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Humour Box: The Man & His Monkey
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Thursday, February 26, 2015. The Man and His Monkey. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while. He's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything. Behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off. My pool table - whole! The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
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Humour Box: Dr. Einstien
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Thursday, February 24, 2011. The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'. Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket. Two Ladies in Heaven.
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Humour Box: January 2015
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Friday, January 23, 2015. At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.". Tom replies, "That's the good news? Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday.". Wednesday, January 21, 2015. All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company. Member, was left sitting outside.
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Humour Box: Delicate Corporate Matter
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Wednesday, January 21, 2015. All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company. Were called into the chairman’s office one by one until only Bob, the junior. Member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors. Seated around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did. Had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?
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Humour Box: Terminal Tom
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Friday, January 23, 2015. At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.". Tom replies, "That's the good news? Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday.". Celebrities, Movies, Reviews, Photos and Trivia. Two Ladies in Heaven. Domain Knowledge is very important. Intelligent Boy and Farmer.
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Humour Box: October 2014
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Tuesday, October 21, 2014. HR Manager in Heaven. One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself. No problem, just let me in," said the woman. Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman. Sorry, we have rules.". Now it's time to spend a day in heave...
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Humour Box: Two Ladies in Heaven
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Wednesday, May 2, 2007. Two Ladies in Heaven. Two Ladies Talking in Heaven. My name is Wanda. I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? I froze to death. It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I Began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What About you? So, what happened? I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. Two Ladies in Heaven.
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Humour Box: Intelligent Boy & Farmer
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Intelligent Boy and Farmer. A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine. No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one.". The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one? Two Ladies in Heaven.
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Humour Box: Presence Of Mind
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Jokes, Humours Quotes and anything which will make you laugh your lungs out! Monday, January 19, 2015. A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.". The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely.".