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Travels on the 149 bus: Granny Smith she aint
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Travels on the 149 bus. Tuesday, October 02, 2007. Granny Smith she aint. Business woman: "Excuse me. Why did you do that? Bloke: "Er.do what? BW: "Throw your litter on the floor like that. I don't pay my taxes so that the council can clean up after the likes of you.". BW: "I care, you litterbug.". She's getting pre-tty angry. Watch out mister. Bloke: "Whatever love. Why don't you mind your own fucking business, yeah? I wish I'd come up with something better to say,. I've got to remember that one.
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Travels on the 149 bus: The Watermelon Woman
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Travels on the 149 bus. Wednesday, October 10, 2007. Now I know kids under 10 can travel free on the bus, but that doesn't give them the right to fuck around. The other day I was watching a kid throw milk bottles. At people around him whilst all his mum could muster was "Vince, stop it! But some kids are brilliant, like this one little boy on the 149 recently. I reckon he was about 6 or 7 and was sitting next to his dad. Daddy, is mummy so big because she ate all the watermelon by herself? What is a bus?
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Travels on the 149 bus: October 2007
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Travels on the 149 bus. Sunday, October 21, 2007. So when I overheard a girl's conversation on her mobile phone about what she had been up to recently, I couldn't believe my luck. A bad day turned into a gem! No, I missed the England/France match.yeah, gutting, I was out with my boyfriend. What? Oh, a masonic ball.yeah, his family are. They have them every so often to honour their ladies. People dress up and every five seconds the blokes raise a toast to, well, their lady. I mean it. As I got off the bus...
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Travels on the 149 bus: Parenting, the Daily Mail way
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Travels on the 149 bus. Sunday, November 26, 2006. Parenting, the Daily Mail way. So yesterday, I got on the 149 and a mother was on with her toddler son. He was screaming and shouting and being a bit of a handful - usual toddler behaviour. But to tell him off, the mother had a classic line:. Nathan, if you don't shut up I'll feed you to the Arabs! I kid you not. Come to think of it, I'm sure I'd once seen the woman on Family Fortunes:. Ah you gotta love mum's under fire. Parenting, the Daily Mail way.
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Travels on the 149 bus: November 2006
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Travels on the 149 bus. Sunday, November 26, 2006. Parenting, the Daily Mail way. So yesterday, I got on the 149 and a mother was on with her toddler son. He was screaming and shouting and being a bit of a handful - usual toddler behaviour. But to tell him off, the mother had a classic line:. Nathan, if you don't shut up I'll feed you to the Arabs! I kid you not. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Parenting, the Daily Mail way. Things you may not have known about buses. What is a bus? Buses of the past (photos).
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Travels on the 149 bus: October 2006
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Travels on the 149 bus. Sunday, October 29, 2006. Pets should not have human names. Yesterday on the bus, a guy got on with his menacing looking dog - I'm not great on dog breeds but it looked like a staffordshire bull terrier to me. His dog was on a lead but it was going a bit mental, trying to jump on the person next to him on the bus. To reprimand the dog, the owner barked: "Pack it in Dave! Is it just me, or is that a totally unacceptable name for a pet? Wednesday, October 25, 2006. I'm thinking, oh ...
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Travels on the 149 bus: Festive lessons
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Travels on the 149 bus. Friday, December 29, 2006. My last day at work before the Christmas holidays was 21st December. As I boarded the bus to travel to work I entered mid-way through a conversation. A guy in a slick suit, greased back hair and shiny tie was shouting to the guy next to him:. Shit, I thought it was seven o'clock. Shit, I'm late for a meeting! I'm so gonna be fired. Shit, shit, shit, bollocks! That is until he shouted out to all the passengers wagging his finger menacingly at us:.
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Travels on the 149 bus: July 2006
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Travels on the 149 bus. Sunday, July 23, 2006. Read it before you die! I held it up so she could get a better view. Well, it's about disillusioned Asian youth in." but before I could finish my sentence she blurted out: "Norwegian Wood! I asked, now aware of several fellow passengers' eyes on us. Yeah, wicked, Norwegian Wood. Can't remember who it's by. Mura-fammy-or somefink. ". Yeah, that's the one. Norwegian Wood. It's the best book ever. It's a bit fruity, know what I mean? A bit of naughtiness! The o...
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Travels on the 149 bus: Oops
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Travels on the 149 bus. Friday, November 02, 2007. Now I know that this post is not strictly in keeping with the 149 theme but it is still very much bus related and was a welcome distraction as I sat at my desk at work. If I lived in, Winchester. Say, I'd be reassured to know that the Hampshire police know a good bus rear when they see one. But I'm not sure how safe I'd feel on the mean streets of Jane Austen country if their grasp of planning is anything to go by: buses have exhaust pipes Constable!
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