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The Black Oven: September 2008
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Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness. Thursday, September 11, 2008. My Ornaments of Cinnamon. Heed the might that is the Cinnamon Roll Cookie. Originally forged in hell, these confections were developed by the steady hand of brutality itself. Inside their swirling, sugary reach lies a fantastic microcosm of addiction and diabetes. In fact, you should do yourself a favor and just inject these straight into your veins. Cream together until light and fluffy:. 1/3 cup white sugar. You really...
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The Black Oven: March 2008
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Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness. Tuesday, March 11, 2008. Le Petit Gâteau des Légions Noires-Traditional cupcakes inspired by untraditional black metal. In a perfect world everything would be as stark and void of color as these cupcakes. They are baneful in their absolute disdain for your tastelessness, and are true misanthropes as far as baked goods go. 1/2 cup cocoa powder. 2 tsp baking soda. 2 tsp apple cider vinegar. 2 cups cold water. Cream cheese sea of woe:. In a large bowl.
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The Black Oven: Beholding the Scone of Might- Candied Lemon/Cherry Scones
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Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness. Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Beholding the Scone of Might- Candied Lemon/Cherry Scones. I consider scones to be the often overlooked, often over baked underbelly of breakfast pastries. In fact, in my twenty two years on this wretched earth, I have only held hate in my cold heart for these most vicious of culinary disappointments. Much like terrible metal, carelessly made scones are dry, tasteless, and steeped in utter remorse. 1 tablespoon baking powder.
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The Black Oven: June 2008
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Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness. Tuesday, June 10, 2008. Beholding the Scone of Might- Candied Lemon/Cherry Scones. I consider scones to be the often overlooked, often over baked underbelly of breakfast pastries. In fact, in my twenty two years on this wretched earth, I have only held hate in my cold heart for these most vicious of culinary disappointments. Much like terrible metal, carelessly made scones are dry, tasteless, and steeped in utter remorse. 1 tablespoon baking powder.
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The Black Oven: April 2008
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Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness. Wednesday, April 9, 2008. Where the Chocolate Beats Incessant. As far as I am concerned, brownies are one of the truest manifestations of metal in the scope of baking. Nestled inside their dark, viscous hearts lies a sickening world of decadence. The following recipe is no exception. Try baking them, and consider the fact that the mastery of brownies is parallel to the mastery of the occult. 1/2 cup unsalted butter. 5 ounces unsweetened chocolate.
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The Black Oven: May 2008
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Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness. Tuesday, May 13, 2008. Red Velvet Cupcakes with Coconut Celtic Frosting. Despite their traditional significance, I consider red velvet cake to be one of the more menacing desserts. I assure you that lurking beneath the moist and dainty surface there is a wretched force to be reckoned with. These confections are sinister entities, thinly veiled under a cloak of cream cheese innocence. 2 1/2 cups cake flour. 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder. Make sure you...
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The Black Oven: Call of the Wintermoon Lemon Curd Cookies!
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Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness. Wednesday, March 5, 2008. Call of the Wintermoon Lemon Curd Cookies! I'm pretty sure lemon curd doesn't exist in Norway. However, if by some miracle Odin had bestowed upon the snow beaten north the gift of citrus, the vikings would have probably made these. Buried beneath the mountains of frost.are cookies! 2 sticks unsalted butter. 1/4 teaspoon baking powder. 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract. 2 1/3 cups flour. Preheat oven to 325-350 degrees. I'm qui...
